Searchingfor yourphone whileit is currentlyin your handGoonSpending thefirst 20minutesdoomscrollingin bedStaring blanklyat the wall for10 minutestrying toremember whoyou areSnoozingyour alarmat leastthree timesTurning onthe showerand waitingfor the waterto get warmLeaving thehouse andwondering ifyou actuallylocked the frontdoorForgetting toplug yourphone in lastnight so it'sat 4%Gruntinginstead ofspeakingactual wordsRealizingyou can onlyfind onematchingsockCalculatingexactly howmany hours ofsleep you willget tonightDoing a fullbody stretchthataccidentallycauses a legcrampForgetting ifyou alreadybrushed yourteeth or notRealizing youforgot to washyour work orschool clotheslast nightSteppingonto thefreezing coldfloorbarefootDoing afrantic 5-minute rushbecause youoversleptSmelling a shirtfrom the floor tosee if it's cleanenough to wearWalkingstraight to thecoffee maker /to make coffeelike a zombieChugging awarm glassof water lefton yournightstandCheckingyourcalendar andimmediatelysighingTurning onthe sink tapjust to stareat the runningwaterOpening theblinds andimmediatelyclosing thembecause thesun hurtsTripping overyour pet whowas waitingright outsidethe doorCheckingnotificationsand leavingeveryone onreadSearchingfor yourphone whileit is currentlyin your handGoonSpending thefirst 20minutesdoomscrollingin bedStaring blanklyat the wall for10 minutestrying toremember whoyou areSnoozingyour alarmat leastthree timesTurning onthe showerand waitingfor the waterto get warmLeaving thehouse andwondering ifyou actuallylocked the frontdoorForgetting toplug yourphone in lastnight so it'sat 4%Gruntinginstead ofspeakingactual wordsRealizingyou can onlyfind onematchingsockCalculatingexactly howmany hours ofsleep you willget tonightDoing a fullbody stretchthataccidentallycauses a legcrampForgetting ifyou alreadybrushed yourteeth or notRealizing youforgot to washyour work orschool clotheslast nightSteppingonto thefreezing coldfloorbarefootDoing afrantic 5-minute rushbecause youoversleptSmelling a shirtfrom the floor tosee if it's cleanenough to wearWalkingstraight to thecoffee maker /to make coffeelike a zombieChugging awarm glassof water lefton yournightstandCheckingyourcalendar andimmediatelysighingTurning onthe sink tapjust to stareat the runningwaterOpening theblinds andimmediatelyclosing thembecause thesun hurtsTripping overyour pet whowas waitingright outsidethe doorCheckingnotificationsand leavingeveryone onread

Wake Up Call - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Searching for your phone while it is currently in your hand
  2. Goon
  3. Spending the first 20 minutes doomscrolling in bed
  4. Staring blankly at the wall for 10 minutes trying to remember who you are
  5. Snoozing your alarm at least three times
  6. Turning on the shower and waiting for the water to get warm
  7. Leaving the house and wondering if you actually locked the front door
  8. Forgetting to plug your phone in last night so it's at 4%
  9. Grunting instead of speaking actual words
  10. Realizing you can only find one matching sock
  11. Calculating exactly how many hours of sleep you will get tonight
  12. Doing a full body stretch that accidentally causes a leg cramp
  13. Forgetting if you already brushed your teeth or not
  14. Realizing you forgot to wash your work or school clothes last night
  15. Stepping onto the freezing cold floor barefoot
  16. Doing a frantic 5-minute rush because you overslept
  17. Smelling a shirt from the floor to see if it's clean enough to wear
  18. Walking straight to the coffee maker / to make coffee like a zombie
  19. Chugging a warm glass of water left on your nightstand
  20. Checking your calendar and immediately sighing
  21. Turning on the sink tap just to stare at the running water
  22. Opening the blinds and immediately closing them because the sun hurts
  23. Tripping over your pet who was waiting right outside the door
  24. Checking notifications and leaving everyone on read