Spending thefirst 20minutesdoomscrollingin bedCheckingyourcalendar andimmediatelysighingRealizingyou can onlyfind onematchingsockCalculatingexactly howmany hours ofsleep you willget tonightOpening theblinds andimmediatelyclosing thembecause thesun hurtsWalkingstraight to thecoffee maker /to make coffeelike a zombieTripping overyour pet whowas waitingright outsidethe doorGruntinginstead ofspeakingactual wordsSnoozingyour alarmat leastthree timesGoonChugging awarm glassof water lefton yournightstandForgetting toplug yourphone in lastnight so it'sat 4%Staring blanklyat the wall for10 minutestrying toremember whoyou areSearchingfor yourphone whileit is currentlyin your handTurning onthe sink tapjust to stareat the runningwaterDoing a fullbody stretchthataccidentallycauses a legcrampSmelling a shirtfrom the floor tosee if it's cleanenough to wearForgetting ifyou alreadybrushed yourteeth or notRealizing youforgot to washyour work orschool clotheslast nightSteppingonto thefreezing coldfloorbarefootCheckingnotificationsand leavingeveryone onreadTurning onthe showerand waitingfor the waterto get warmDoing afrantic 5-minute rushbecause youoversleptLeaving thehouse andwondering ifyou actuallylocked the frontdoorSpending thefirst 20minutesdoomscrollingin bedCheckingyourcalendar andimmediatelysighingRealizingyou can onlyfind onematchingsockCalculatingexactly howmany hours ofsleep you willget tonightOpening theblinds andimmediatelyclosing thembecause thesun hurtsWalkingstraight to thecoffee maker /to make coffeelike a zombieTripping overyour pet whowas waitingright outsidethe doorGruntinginstead ofspeakingactual wordsSnoozingyour alarmat leastthree timesGoonChugging awarm glassof water lefton yournightstandForgetting toplug yourphone in lastnight so it'sat 4%Staring blanklyat the wall for10 minutestrying toremember whoyou areSearchingfor yourphone whileit is currentlyin your handTurning onthe sink tapjust to stareat the runningwaterDoing a fullbody stretchthataccidentallycauses a legcrampSmelling a shirtfrom the floor tosee if it's cleanenough to wearForgetting ifyou alreadybrushed yourteeth or notRealizing youforgot to washyour work orschool clotheslast nightSteppingonto thefreezing coldfloorbarefootCheckingnotificationsand leavingeveryone onreadTurning onthe showerand waitingfor the waterto get warmDoing afrantic 5-minute rushbecause youoversleptLeaving thehouse andwondering ifyou actuallylocked the frontdoor

Wake Up Call - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Spending the first 20 minutes doomscrolling in bed
  2. Checking your calendar and immediately sighing
  3. Realizing you can only find one matching sock
  4. Calculating exactly how many hours of sleep you will get tonight
  5. Opening the blinds and immediately closing them because the sun hurts
  6. Walking straight to the coffee maker / to make coffee like a zombie
  7. Tripping over your pet who was waiting right outside the door
  8. Grunting instead of speaking actual words
  9. Snoozing your alarm at least three times
  10. Goon
  11. Chugging a warm glass of water left on your nightstand
  12. Forgetting to plug your phone in last night so it's at 4%
  13. Staring blankly at the wall for 10 minutes trying to remember who you are
  14. Searching for your phone while it is currently in your hand
  15. Turning on the sink tap just to stare at the running water
  16. Doing a full body stretch that accidentally causes a leg cramp
  17. Smelling a shirt from the floor to see if it's clean enough to wear
  18. Forgetting if you already brushed your teeth or not
  19. Realizing you forgot to wash your work or school clothes last night
  20. Stepping onto the freezing cold floor barefoot
  21. Checking notifications and leaving everyone on read
  22. Turning on the shower and waiting for the water to get warm
  23. Doing a frantic 5-minute rush because you overslept
  24. Leaving the house and wondering if you actually locked the front door