Checkingnotificationsand leavingeveryone onreadOpening theblinds andimmediatelyclosing thembecause thesun hurtsSpending thefirst 20minutesdoomscrollingin bedDoing a fullbody stretchthataccidentallycauses a legcrampSnoozingyour alarmat leastthree timesForgetting ifyou alreadybrushed yourteeth or notSmelling a shirtfrom the floor tosee if it's cleanenough to wearLeaving thehouse andwondering ifyou actuallylocked the frontdoorTurning onthe showerand waitingfor the waterto get warmDoing afrantic 5-minute rushbecause youoversleptWalkingstraight to thecoffee maker /to make coffeelike a zombieTurning onthe sink tapjust to stareat the runningwaterRealizingyou can onlyfind onematchingsockForgetting toplug yourphone in lastnight so it'sat 4%Realizing youforgot to washyour work orschool clotheslast nightStaring blanklyat the wall for10 minutestrying toremember whoyou areCheckingyourcalendar andimmediatelysighingChugging awarm glassof water lefton yournightstandGruntinginstead ofspeakingactual wordsCalculatingexactly howmany hours ofsleep you willget tonightSteppingonto thefreezing coldfloorbarefootGoonSearchingfor yourphone whileit is currentlyin your handTripping overyour pet whowas waitingright outsidethe doorCheckingnotificationsand leavingeveryone onreadOpening theblinds andimmediatelyclosing thembecause thesun hurtsSpending thefirst 20minutesdoomscrollingin bedDoing a fullbody stretchthataccidentallycauses a legcrampSnoozingyour alarmat leastthree timesForgetting ifyou alreadybrushed yourteeth or notSmelling a shirtfrom the floor tosee if it's cleanenough to wearLeaving thehouse andwondering ifyou actuallylocked the frontdoorTurning onthe showerand waitingfor the waterto get warmDoing afrantic 5-minute rushbecause youoversleptWalkingstraight to thecoffee maker /to make coffeelike a zombieTurning onthe sink tapjust to stareat the runningwaterRealizingyou can onlyfind onematchingsockForgetting toplug yourphone in lastnight so it'sat 4%Realizing youforgot to washyour work orschool clotheslast nightStaring blanklyat the wall for10 minutestrying toremember whoyou areCheckingyourcalendar andimmediatelysighingChugging awarm glassof water lefton yournightstandGruntinginstead ofspeakingactual wordsCalculatingexactly howmany hours ofsleep you willget tonightSteppingonto thefreezing coldfloorbarefootGoonSearchingfor yourphone whileit is currentlyin your handTripping overyour pet whowas waitingright outsidethe door

Wake Up Call - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Checking notifications and leaving everyone on read
  2. Opening the blinds and immediately closing them because the sun hurts
  3. Spending the first 20 minutes doomscrolling in bed
  4. Doing a full body stretch that accidentally causes a leg cramp
  5. Snoozing your alarm at least three times
  6. Forgetting if you already brushed your teeth or not
  7. Smelling a shirt from the floor to see if it's clean enough to wear
  8. Leaving the house and wondering if you actually locked the front door
  9. Turning on the shower and waiting for the water to get warm
  10. Doing a frantic 5-minute rush because you overslept
  11. Walking straight to the coffee maker / to make coffee like a zombie
  12. Turning on the sink tap just to stare at the running water
  13. Realizing you can only find one matching sock
  14. Forgetting to plug your phone in last night so it's at 4%
  15. Realizing you forgot to wash your work or school clothes last night
  16. Staring blankly at the wall for 10 minutes trying to remember who you are
  17. Checking your calendar and immediately sighing
  18. Chugging a warm glass of water left on your nightstand
  19. Grunting instead of speaking actual words
  20. Calculating exactly how many hours of sleep you will get tonight
  21. Stepping onto the freezing cold floor barefoot
  22. Goon
  23. Searching for your phone while it is currently in your hand
  24. Tripping over your pet who was waiting right outside the door