Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  2. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  3. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  4. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  5. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  6. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  7. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  8. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  9. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  10. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  11. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  12. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  13. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  14. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  15. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  16. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  17. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  18. Can February March? No, but April May.
  19. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  20. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  21. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  22. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  23. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  24. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  25. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  26. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  27. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  28. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  29. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  30. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  31. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  32. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  33. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  34. I don't trust trees. They're shady.