What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  2. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  3. Can February March? No, but April May.
  4. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  5. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  6. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  7. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  8. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  9. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  10. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  11. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  12. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  13. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  14. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  15. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  16. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  17. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  18. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  19. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  20. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  21. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  22. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  23. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  24. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  25. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  26. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  27. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  28. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  29. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  30. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  31. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  32. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  33. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  34. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.