Learn the names of all the staff at your favorite restaurant Tip very badly at restaurants Try to learn how facebook works “Accidentally” shoplift Take up crocheting Force someone to eat that comes to your house Expect grandkids to like everything you like Have cell phone turned off when not making call Cheat at Mahjong Eate dinner at 4:30 Have hair turn unnaturally white Eat applesauce Move to Florida Should not have driver’s license anymore Goet way to into a game of bingo Wear pants way too high Bake very well Yell across the entire house to someone Fondly remember “the good old days” Yell at people for being on your lawn Have coupons for everything Purchase a nightgown Wear an adult diaper Assume your family knows all your friends Go to bed at 7:30 Get regular colonoscopies Smell slightly weird Have three different pairs of glasses Fall and hurt yourself Grill children about when they will have kids Get away with being crotchety Carry extra hard candy in your pocket Fall asleep while watching tv Fall asleep EVERYWHERE Forward random emails to many people Have a romantic encounter at the nursing home Try to set up grandchild with Nice Jewish Person Insult young people Show everyone vacation pictures Not have wireless internet Send grandkids newspaper articles Lose your dentures Say something that’s racist now Learn the names of all the staff at your favorite restaurant Tip very badly at restaurants Try to learn how facebook works “Accidentally” shoplift Take up crocheting Force someone to eat that comes to your house Expect grandkids to like everything you like Have cell phone turned off when not making call Cheat at Mahjong Eate dinner at 4:30 Have hair turn unnaturally white Eat applesauce Move to Florida Should not have driver’s license anymore Goet way to into a game of bingo Wear pants way too high Bake very well Yell across the entire house to someone Fondly remember “the good old days” Yell at people for being on your lawn Have coupons for everything Purchase a nightgown Wear an adult diaper Assume your family knows all your friends Go to bed at 7:30 Get regular colonoscopies Smell slightly weird Have three different pairs of glasses Fall and hurt yourself Grill children about when they will have kids Get away with being crotchety Carry extra hard candy in your pocket Fall asleep while watching tv Fall asleep EVERYWHERE Forward random emails to many people Have a romantic encounter at the nursing home Try to set up grandchild with Nice Jewish Person Insult young people Show everyone vacation pictures Not have wireless internet Send grandkids newspaper articles Lose your dentures Say something that’s racist now
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
Learn the names of all the staff at your favorite restaurant
Tip very badly at restaurants
Try to learn how facebook works
“Accidentally” shoplift
Take up crocheting
Force someone to eat that comes to your house
Expect grandkids to like everything you like
Have cell phone turned off when not making call
Cheat at Mahjong
Eate dinner at 4:30
Have hair turn unnaturally white
Eat applesauce
Move to Florida
Should not have driver’s license anymore
Goet way to into a game of bingo
Wear pants way too high
Bake very well
Yell across the entire house to someone
Fondly remember “the good old days”
Yell at people for being on your lawn
Have coupons for everything
Purchase a nightgown
Wear an adult diaper
Assume your family knows all your friends
Go to bed at 7:30
Get regular colonoscopies
Smell slightly weird
Have three different pairs of glasses
Fall and hurt yourself
Grill children about when they will have kids
Get away with being crotchety
Carry extra hard candy in your pocket
Fall asleep while watching tv
Fall asleep EVERYWHERE
Forward random emails to many people
Have a romantic encounter at the nursing home
Try to set up grandchild with Nice Jewish Person
Insult young people
Show everyone vacation pictures
Not have wireless internet
Send grandkids newspaper articles
Lose your dentures
Say something that’s racist now