Have a romantic encounter at the nursing home Learn the names of all the staff at your favorite restaurant Forward random emails to many people Yell across the entire house to someone Expect grandkids to like everything you like “Accidentally” shoplift Show everyone vacation pictures Move to Florida Go to bed at 7:30 Insult young people Take up crocheting Lose your dentures Force someone to eat that comes to your house Say something that’s racist now Have three different pairs of glasses Carry extra hard candy in your pocket Yell at people for being on your lawn Try to set up grandchild with Nice Jewish Person Assume your family knows all your friends Purchase a nightgown Goet way to into a game of bingo Should not have driver’s license anymore Grill children about when they will have kids Wear an adult diaper Fall and hurt yourself Bake very well Fall asleep EVERYWHERE Have coupons for everything Have hair turn unnaturally white Get regular colonoscopies Cheat at Mahjong Eat applesauce Not have wireless internet Fondly remember “the good old days” Eate dinner at 4:30 Tip very badly at restaurants Try to learn how facebook works Smell slightly weird Have cell phone turned off when not making call Get away with being crotchety Send grandkids newspaper articles Wear pants way too high Fall asleep while watching tv Have a romantic encounter at the nursing home Learn the names of all the staff at your favorite restaurant Forward random emails to many people Yell across the entire house to someone Expect grandkids to like everything you like “Accidentally” shoplift Show everyone vacation pictures Move to Florida Go to bed at 7:30 Insult young people Take up crocheting Lose your dentures Force someone to eat that comes to your house Say something that’s racist now Have three different pairs of glasses Carry extra hard candy in your pocket Yell at people for being on your lawn Try to set up grandchild with Nice Jewish Person Assume your family knows all your friends Purchase a nightgown Goet way to into a game of bingo Should not have driver’s license anymore Grill children about when they will have kids Wear an adult diaper Fall and hurt yourself Bake very well Fall asleep EVERYWHERE Have coupons for everything Have hair turn unnaturally white Get regular colonoscopies Cheat at Mahjong Eat applesauce Not have wireless internet Fondly remember “the good old days” Eate dinner at 4:30 Tip very badly at restaurants Try to learn how facebook works Smell slightly weird Have cell phone turned off when not making call Get away with being crotchety Send grandkids newspaper articles Wear pants way too high Fall asleep while watching tv
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
Have a romantic encounter at the nursing home
Learn the names of all the staff at your favorite restaurant
Forward random emails to many people
Yell across the entire house to someone
Expect grandkids to like everything you like
“Accidentally” shoplift
Show everyone vacation pictures
Move to Florida
Go to bed at 7:30
Insult young people
Take up crocheting
Lose your dentures
Force someone to eat that comes to your house
Say something that’s racist now
Have three different pairs of glasses
Carry extra hard candy in your pocket
Yell at people for being on your lawn
Try to set up grandchild with Nice Jewish Person
Assume your family knows all your friends
Purchase a nightgown
Goet way to into a game of bingo
Should not have driver’s license anymore
Grill children about when they will have kids
Wear an adult diaper
Fall and hurt yourself
Bake very well
Fall asleep EVERYWHERE
Have coupons for everything
Have hair turn unnaturally white
Get regular colonoscopies
Cheat at Mahjong
Eat applesauce
Not have wireless internet
Fondly remember “the good old days”
Eate dinner at 4:30
Tip very badly at restaurants
Try to learn how facebook works
Smell slightly weird
Have cell phone turned off when not making call
Get away with being crotchety
Send grandkids newspaper articles
Wear pants way too high
Fall asleep while watching tv