we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smoking(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports ports~montage~2027 20272027 20272027OoT (containssomething thatalmosteveryoneuniversallyhates)DefinitiveEditionnew marioRPG butwe allregret ita niche IPis minedfornostalgiaSmashbut stillwith badinternetOpenswith FireEmblem,probably.somethingaboutnintendo's nonvideo gameproducts3D Mario(tentatively2027)mario kartworld DL-good joke(no MKWDLC)hardwaregimmickmetroid(look, I hadto havesomethingpositive)Camelot(probablymario golf iain't expectingjack)Duskbloodsis one ofthe 3 bigthingsAI (this is notanendorsement,but rather aprediction)a kirbythat looksokay IGuessA majorpublisher thatisn't Nintendois clearlysquanderingan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutdeltarunechapter 5an IP thatwe allforgotaboutA remindertrailer for atleast one gamethat comes outsoonwe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smoking(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports ports~montage~2027 20272027 20272027OoT (containssomething thatalmosteveryoneuniversallyhates)DefinitiveEditionnew marioRPG butwe allregret ita niche IPis minedfornostalgiaSmashbut stillwith badinternetOpenswith FireEmblem,probably.somethingaboutnintendo's nonvideo gameproducts3D Mario(tentatively2027)mario kartworld DL-good joke(no MKWDLC)hardwaregimmickmetroid(look, I hadto havesomethingpositive)Camelot(probablymario golf iain't expectingjack)Duskbloodsis one ofthe 3 bigthingsAI (this is notanendorsement,but rather aprediction)a kirbythat looksokay IGuessA majorpublisher thatisn't Nintendois clearlysquanderingan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresaboutdeltarunechapter 5an IP thatwe allforgotaboutA remindertrailer for atleast one gamethat comes outsoon

cynical bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  2. (to the tune of "shots") ports ports ports ports ports ports
  3. ~montage~
  4. 2027 2027 2027 2027 2027
  5. OoT (contains something that almost everyone universally hates)
  6. Definitive Edition
  7. new mario RPG but we all regret it
  8. a niche IP is mined for nostalgia
  9. Smash but still with bad internet
  10. Opens with Fire Emblem, probably.
  11. something about nintendo's non video game products
  12. 3D Mario (tentatively 2027)
  13. mario kart world DL- good joke (no MKW DLC)
  14. hardware gimmick
  15. metroid (look, I had to have something positive)
  16. Camelot (probably mario golf i ain't expecting jack)
  17. Duskbloods is one of the 3 big things
  18. AI (this is not an endorsement, but rather a prediction)
  19. a kirby that looks okay I Guess
  20. A major publisher that isn't Nintendo is clearly squandering
  21. an absurd amount of time on something no one cares about
  22. deltarune chapter 5
  23. an IP that we all forgot about
  24. A reminder trailer for at least one game that comes out soon