Camelot(probablymario golf iain't expectingjack)OoT (containssomething thatalmosteveryoneuniversallyhates)metroid(look, I hadto havesomethingpositive)A remindertrailer for atleast one gamethat comes outsoonOpenswith FireEmblem,probably.mario kartworld DL-good joke(no MKWDLC)somethingaboutnintendo's nonvideo gameproductsA majorpublisher thatisn't Nintendois clearlysquanderingan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresabout~montage~2027 20272027 20272027a kirbythat looksokay IGuessan IP thatwe allforgotaboutDefinitiveEdition3D Mario(tentatively2027)we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smoking(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portsa niche IPis minedfornostalgiadeltarunechapter 5new marioRPG butwe allregret itAI (this is notanendorsement,but rather aprediction)hardwaregimmickDuskbloodsis one ofthe 3 bigthingsSmashbut stillwith badinternetCamelot(probablymario golf iain't expectingjack)OoT (containssomething thatalmosteveryoneuniversallyhates)metroid(look, I hadto havesomethingpositive)A remindertrailer for atleast one gamethat comes outsoonOpenswith FireEmblem,probably.mario kartworld DL-good joke(no MKWDLC)somethingaboutnintendo's nonvideo gameproductsA majorpublisher thatisn't Nintendois clearlysquanderingan absurdamount of timeon somethingno one caresabout~montage~2027 20272027 20272027a kirbythat looksokay IGuessan IP thatwe allforgotaboutDefinitiveEdition3D Mario(tentatively2027)we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smoking(to the tuneof "shots")ports portsports portsports portsa niche IPis minedfornostalgiadeltarunechapter 5new marioRPG butwe allregret itAI (this is notanendorsement,but rather aprediction)hardwaregimmickDuskbloodsis one ofthe 3 bigthingsSmashbut stillwith badinternet

cynical bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Camelot (probably mario golf i ain't expecting jack)
  2. OoT (contains something that almost everyone universally hates)
  3. metroid (look, I had to have something positive)
  4. A reminder trailer for at least one game that comes out soon
  5. Opens with Fire Emblem, probably.
  6. mario kart world DL- good joke (no MKW DLC)
  7. something about nintendo's non video game products
  8. A major publisher that isn't Nintendo is clearly squandering
  9. an absurd amount of time on something no one cares about
  10. ~montage~
  11. 2027 2027 2027 2027 2027
  12. a kirby that looks okay I Guess
  13. an IP that we all forgot about
  14. Definitive Edition
  15. 3D Mario (tentatively 2027)
  16. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  17. (to the tune of "shots") ports ports ports ports ports ports
  18. a niche IP is mined for nostalgia
  19. deltarune chapter 5
  20. new mario RPG but we all regret it
  21. AI (this is not an endorsement, but rather a prediction)
  22. hardware gimmick
  23. Duskbloods is one of the 3 big things
  24. Smash but still with bad internet