Moneydoesn'tgrow ontreesWatchandlearnDon'ttouch thethermostatYoumisseda spotWe'remakinggood timeQuitslammingthe doorDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?You can'talwaysget whatyou wantYou canlook butdon'ttouchWe'll gettherewhen weget thereAskyourmotherBecauseI said soThat'sa lifelessonIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Were youborn in abarn?I wasn'tbornyesterdayI knowashortcutJustbecauseHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.It's in thelast placeyou lookTurnoff thelightsWholeft thishere?Justjiggle ita littleBettersafe thansorryDid youcheck theowner'smanual?Lifeisn'tfairI'll thinkabout itYou breakit, youbought itDon'tmake mecome inthereWe havefood athomeDon'tmake mepull thiscar overBack inmyday...Measuretwice,cut onceDon'tmoveTrustme onthis oneIt'scharacterbuildingKeep youreye onthe ballIt didn'tscan? Itmust befree.Don'tspend itall in oneplaceI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesI'll do itmyselfDadtax!How hardcould itbe?Close thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.We leavein 5minutesPut thatbackwhere youfound itThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsIt's not theheat, it'sthehumidityHold theflashlightright thereMoneydoesn'tgrow ontreesWatchandlearnDon'ttouch thethermostatYoumisseda spotWe'remakinggood timeQuitslammingthe doorDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?You can'talwaysget whatyou wantYou canlook butdon'ttouchWe'll gettherewhen weget thereAskyourmotherBecauseI said soThat'sa lifelessonIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Were youborn in abarn?I wasn'tbornyesterdayI knowashortcutJustbecauseHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.It's in thelast placeyou lookTurnoff thelightsWholeft thishere?Justjiggle ita littleBettersafe thansorryDid youcheck theowner'smanual?Lifeisn'tfairI'll thinkabout itYou breakit, youbought itDon'tmake mecome inthereWe havefood athomeDon'tmake mepull thiscar overBack inmyday...Measuretwice,cut onceDon'tmoveTrustme onthis oneIt'scharacterbuildingKeep youreye onthe ballIt didn'tscan? Itmust befree.Don'tspend itall in oneplaceI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesI'll do itmyselfDadtax!How hardcould itbe?Close thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.We leavein 5minutesPut thatbackwhere youfound itThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsIt's not theheat, it'sthehumidityHold theflashlightright there

Dad Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Money doesn't grow on trees
  2. Watch and learn
  3. Don't touch the thermostat
  4. You missed a spot
  5. We're making good time
  6. Quit slamming the door
  7. Do you think I'm made of money?
  8. You can't always get what you want
  9. You can look but don't touch
  10. We'll get there when we get there
  11. Ask your mother
  12. Because I said so
  13. That's a life lesson
  14. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  15. Were you born in a barn?
  16. I wasn't born yesterday
  17. I know a shortcut
  18. Just because
  19. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
  20. It's in the last place you look
  21. Turn off the lights
  22. Who left this here?
  23. Just jiggle it a little
  24. Better safe than sorry
  25. Did you check the owner's manual?
  26. Life isn't fair
  27. I'll think about it
  28. You break it, you bought it
  29. Don't make me come in there
  30. We have food at home
  31. Don't make me pull this car over
  32. Back in my day...
  33. Measure twice, cut once
  34. Don't move
  35. Trust me on this one
  36. It's character building
  37. Keep your eye on the ball
  38. It didn't scan? It must be free.
  39. Don't spend it all in one place
  40. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes
  41. I'll do it myself
  42. Dad tax!
  43. How hard could it be?
  44. Close the door. We're not cooling the neighborhood.
  45. We leave in 5 minutes
  46. Put that back where you found it
  47. That's why we can't have nice things
  48. It's not the heat, it's the humidity
  49. Hold the flashlight right there