Dad Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes
2. It's in the last place you look
3. I wasn't born yesterday
4. Put that back where you found it
5. Don't move
6. Don't spend it all in one place
7. Don't touch the thermostat
8. Did you check the owner's manual?
9. Don't make me come in there
10. Back in my day...
11. That's a life lesson
12. Dad tax!
13. We're making good time
14. Turn off the lights
15. Keep your eye on the ball
16. We have food at home
17. We'll get there when we get there
18. Were you born in a barn?
19. It didn't scan? It must be free.
20. Close the door. We're not cooling the neighborhood.
21. Watch and learn
22. Who left this here?
23. It's character building
24. Quit slamming the door
25. Because I said so
26. I'll do it myself
27. Money doesn't grow on trees
28. Just because
29. It's not the heat, it's the humidity
30. I'll think about it
31. Do you think I'm made of money?
32. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
33. We leave in 5 minutes
34. Life isn't fair
35. That's why we can't have nice things
36. Better safe than sorry
37. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
38. You missed a spot
39. You can't always get what you want
40. Just jiggle it a little
41. How hard could it be?
42. You break it, you bought it
43. You can look but don't touch
44. Don't make me pull this car over
45. Hold the flashlight right there
46. Trust me on this one
47. Ask your mother
48. I know a shortcut
49. Measure twice, cut once