You canlook butdon'ttouchDon'ttouch thethermostatLifeisn'tfairJustbecauseThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsHold theflashlightright thereWe'll gettherewhen weget thereI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesWe leavein 5minutesBettersafe thansorryTurnoff thelightsHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.I'll thinkabout itDon'tmake mecome inthereClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Don'tspend itall in oneplaceDadtax!Measuretwice,cut onceWholeft thishere?You breakit, youbought itIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Moneydoesn'tgrow ontreesTrustme onthis oneI'll do itmyselfI knowashortcutI wasn'tbornyesterdayDon'tmake mepull thiscar overWe havefood athomeDon'tmoveYoumisseda spotBack inmyday...You can'talwaysget whatyou wantKeep youreye onthe ballIt's in thelast placeyou lookDid youcheck theowner'smanual?It didn'tscan? Itmust befree.AskyourmotherPut thatbackwhere youfound itQuitslammingthe doorJustjiggle ita littleDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?WatchandlearnThat'sa lifelessonBecauseI said soIt'scharacterbuildingWere youborn in abarn?It's not theheat, it'sthehumidityWe'remakinggood timeHow hardcould itbe?You canlook butdon'ttouchDon'ttouch thethermostatLifeisn'tfairJustbecauseThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsHold theflashlightright thereWe'll gettherewhen weget thereI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesWe leavein 5minutesBettersafe thansorryTurnoff thelightsHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.I'll thinkabout itDon'tmake mecome inthereClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Don'tspend itall in oneplaceDadtax!Measuretwice,cut onceWholeft thishere?You breakit, youbought itIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Moneydoesn'tgrow ontreesTrustme onthis oneI'll do itmyselfI knowashortcutI wasn'tbornyesterdayDon'tmake mepull thiscar overWe havefood athomeDon'tmoveYoumisseda spotBack inmyday...You can'talwaysget whatyou wantKeep youreye onthe ballIt's in thelast placeyou lookDid youcheck theowner'smanual?It didn'tscan? Itmust befree.AskyourmotherPut thatbackwhere youfound itQuitslammingthe doorJustjiggle ita littleDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?WatchandlearnThat'sa lifelessonBecauseI said soIt'scharacterbuildingWere youborn in abarn?It's not theheat, it'sthehumidityWe'remakinggood timeHow hardcould itbe?

Dad Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You can look but don't touch
  2. Don't touch the thermostat
  3. Life isn't fair
  4. Just because
  5. That's why we can't have nice things
  6. Hold the flashlight right there
  7. We'll get there when we get there
  8. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes
  9. We leave in 5 minutes
  10. Better safe than sorry
  11. Turn off the lights
  12. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
  13. I'll think about it
  14. Don't make me come in there
  15. Close the door. We're not cooling the neighborhood.
  16. Don't spend it all in one place
  17. Dad tax!
  18. Measure twice, cut once
  19. Who left this here?
  20. You break it, you bought it
  21. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  22. Money doesn't grow on trees
  23. Trust me on this one
  24. I'll do it myself
  25. I know a shortcut
  26. I wasn't born yesterday
  27. Don't make me pull this car over
  28. We have food at home
  29. Don't move
  30. You missed a spot
  31. Back in my day...
  32. You can't always get what you want
  33. Keep your eye on the ball
  34. It's in the last place you look
  35. Did you check the owner's manual?
  36. It didn't scan? It must be free.
  37. Ask your mother
  38. Put that back where you found it
  39. Quit slamming the door
  40. Just jiggle it a little
  41. Do you think I'm made of money?
  42. Watch and learn
  43. That's a life lesson
  44. Because I said so
  45. It's character building
  46. Were you born in a barn?
  47. It's not the heat, it's the humidity
  48. We're making good time
  49. How hard could it be?