I'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesHold theflashlightright thereYou can'talwaysget whatyou wantPut thatbackwhere youfound itI wasn'tbornyesterdayJustbecauseIt'scharacterbuildingTurnoff thelightsJustjiggle ita littleBack inmyday...I'll thinkabout itWatchandlearnIt's in thelast placeyou lookWe'remakinggood timeKeep youreye onthe ballClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Don'tspend itall in oneplaceDon'ttouch thethermostatDon'tmake mepull thiscar overLifeisn'tfairHow hardcould itbe?We leavein 5minutesDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?I knowashortcutDon'tmake mecome inthereYou canlook butdon'ttouchTrustme onthis oneDon'tmoveHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.It's not theheat, it'sthehumidityDadtax!AskyourmotherDid youcheck theowner'smanual?Wholeft thishere?That'sa lifelessonIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Bettersafe thansorryWere youborn in abarn?Youmisseda spotWe havefood athomeQuitslammingthe doorMeasuretwice,cut onceThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsMoneydoesn'tgrow ontreesBecauseI said soIt didn'tscan? Itmust befree.We'll gettherewhen weget thereI'll do itmyselfYou breakit, youbought itI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesHold theflashlightright thereYou can'talwaysget whatyou wantPut thatbackwhere youfound itI wasn'tbornyesterdayJustbecauseIt'scharacterbuildingTurnoff thelightsJustjiggle ita littleBack inmyday...I'll thinkabout itWatchandlearnIt's in thelast placeyou lookWe'remakinggood timeKeep youreye onthe ballClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Don'tspend itall in oneplaceDon'ttouch thethermostatDon'tmake mepull thiscar overLifeisn'tfairHow hardcould itbe?We leavein 5minutesDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?I knowashortcutDon'tmake mecome inthereYou canlook butdon'ttouchTrustme onthis oneDon'tmoveHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.It's not theheat, it'sthehumidityDadtax!AskyourmotherDid youcheck theowner'smanual?Wholeft thishere?That'sa lifelessonIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Bettersafe thansorryWere youborn in abarn?Youmisseda spotWe havefood athomeQuitslammingthe doorMeasuretwice,cut onceThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsMoneydoesn'tgrow ontreesBecauseI said soIt didn'tscan? Itmust befree.We'll gettherewhen weget thereI'll do itmyselfYou breakit, youbought it

Dad Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes
  2. Hold the flashlight right there
  3. You can't always get what you want
  4. Put that back where you found it
  5. I wasn't born yesterday
  6. Just because
  7. It's character building
  8. Turn off the lights
  9. Just jiggle it a little
  10. Back in my day...
  11. I'll think about it
  12. Watch and learn
  13. It's in the last place you look
  14. We're making good time
  15. Keep your eye on the ball
  16. Close the door. We're not cooling the neighborhood.
  17. Don't spend it all in one place
  18. Don't touch the thermostat
  19. Don't make me pull this car over
  20. Life isn't fair
  21. How hard could it be?
  22. We leave in 5 minutes
  23. Do you think I'm made of money?
  24. I know a shortcut
  25. Don't make me come in there
  26. You can look but don't touch
  27. Trust me on this one
  28. Don't move
  29. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
  30. It's not the heat, it's the humidity
  31. Dad tax!
  32. Ask your mother
  33. Did you check the owner's manual?
  34. Who left this here?
  35. That's a life lesson
  36. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  37. Better safe than sorry
  38. Were you born in a barn?
  39. You missed a spot
  40. We have food at home
  41. Quit slamming the door
  42. Measure twice, cut once
  43. That's why we can't have nice things
  44. Money doesn't grow on trees
  45. Because I said so
  46. It didn't scan? It must be free.
  47. We'll get there when we get there
  48. I'll do it myself
  49. You break it, you bought it