Measuretwice,cut onceYou canlook butdon'ttouchBack inmyday...Youmisseda spotThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsWe havefood athomeAskyourmotherYou can'talwaysget whatyou wantWholeft thishere?Quitslammingthe doorIt's in thelast placeyou lookMoneydoesn'tgrow ontreesIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?I'll do itmyselfBecauseI said soClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Bettersafe thansorryWatchandlearnHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.I wasn'tbornyesterdayIt'scharacterbuildingDon'tspend itall in oneplaceI knowashortcutIt didn'tscan? Itmust befree.Don'ttouch thethermostatDon'tmake mecome inthereIt's not theheat, it'sthehumidityDon'tmake mepull thiscar overDon'tmoveThat'sa lifelessonTurnoff thelightsDadtax!Hold theflashlightright thereWe leavein 5minutesYou breakit, youbought itJustjiggle ita littleDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?Trustme onthis oneHow hardcould itbe?Lifeisn'tfairKeep youreye onthe ballJustbecauseWere youborn in abarn?We'remakinggood timeI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesWe'll gettherewhen weget therePut thatbackwhere youfound itDid youcheck theowner'smanual?I'll thinkabout itMeasuretwice,cut onceYou canlook butdon'ttouchBack inmyday...Youmisseda spotThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsWe havefood athomeAskyourmotherYou can'talwaysget whatyou wantWholeft thishere?Quitslammingthe doorIt's in thelast placeyou lookMoneydoesn'tgrow ontreesIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?I'll do itmyselfBecauseI said soClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Bettersafe thansorryWatchandlearnHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.I wasn'tbornyesterdayIt'scharacterbuildingDon'tspend itall in oneplaceI knowashortcutIt didn'tscan? Itmust befree.Don'ttouch thethermostatDon'tmake mecome inthereIt's not theheat, it'sthehumidityDon'tmake mepull thiscar overDon'tmoveThat'sa lifelessonTurnoff thelightsDadtax!Hold theflashlightright thereWe leavein 5minutesYou breakit, youbought itJustjiggle ita littleDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?Trustme onthis oneHow hardcould itbe?Lifeisn'tfairKeep youreye onthe ballJustbecauseWere youborn in abarn?We'remakinggood timeI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesWe'll gettherewhen weget therePut thatbackwhere youfound itDid youcheck theowner'smanual?I'll thinkabout it

Dad Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Measure twice, cut once
  2. You can look but don't touch
  3. Back in my day...
  4. You missed a spot
  5. That's why we can't have nice things
  6. We have food at home
  7. Ask your mother
  8. You can't always get what you want
  9. Who left this here?
  10. Quit slamming the door
  11. It's in the last place you look
  12. Money doesn't grow on trees
  13. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  14. I'll do it myself
  15. Because I said so
  16. Close the door. We're not cooling the neighborhood.
  17. Better safe than sorry
  18. Watch and learn
  19. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
  20. I wasn't born yesterday
  21. It's character building
  22. Don't spend it all in one place
  23. I know a shortcut
  24. It didn't scan? It must be free.
  25. Don't touch the thermostat
  26. Don't make me come in there
  27. It's not the heat, it's the humidity
  28. Don't make me pull this car over
  29. Don't move
  30. That's a life lesson
  31. Turn off the lights
  32. Dad tax!
  33. Hold the flashlight right there
  34. We leave in 5 minutes
  35. You break it, you bought it
  36. Just jiggle it a little
  37. Do you think I'm made of money?
  38. Trust me on this one
  39. How hard could it be?
  40. Life isn't fair
  41. Keep your eye on the ball
  42. Just because
  43. Were you born in a barn?
  44. We're making good time
  45. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes
  46. We'll get there when we get there
  47. Put that back where you found it
  48. Did you check the owner's manual?
  49. I'll think about it