AskyourmotherPut thatbackwhere youfound itTurnoff thelightsThat'sa lifelessonHold theflashlightright thereDon'ttouch thethermostatBettersafe thansorryClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Lifeisn'tfairHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.Dadtax!Don'tmake mepull thiscar overI knowashortcutWholeft thishere?It didn'tscan? Itmust befree.Don'tmoveIt's in thelast placeyou lookIt'scharacterbuildingIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Youmisseda spotThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?I'll thinkabout itI'll do itmyselfHow hardcould itbe?We'll gettherewhen weget thereWe'remakinggood timeJustbecauseWere youborn in abarn?WatchandlearnBack inmyday...I wasn'tbornyesterdayYou canlook butdon'ttouchDon'tspend itall in oneplaceIt's not theheat, it'sthehumidityYou can'talwaysget whatyou wantJustjiggle ita littleQuitslammingthe doorDon'tmake mecome inthereWe leavein 5minutesKeep youreye onthe ballYou breakit, youbought itMeasuretwice,cut onceTrustme onthis oneWe havefood athomeBecauseI said soDid youcheck theowner'smanual?Moneydoesn'tgrow ontreesAskyourmotherPut thatbackwhere youfound itTurnoff thelightsThat'sa lifelessonHold theflashlightright thereDon'ttouch thethermostatBettersafe thansorryClose thedoor. We'renot coolingtheneighborhood.Lifeisn'tfairHi,Hungry.I'm Dad.Dadtax!Don'tmake mepull thiscar overI knowashortcutWholeft thishere?It didn'tscan? Itmust befree.Don'tmoveIt's in thelast placeyou lookIt'scharacterbuildingIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Youmisseda spotThat's whywe can'thave nicethingsI'm notsleeping, I'mjust restingmy eyesDo youthink I'mmade ofmoney?I'll thinkabout itI'll do itmyselfHow hardcould itbe?We'll gettherewhen weget thereWe'remakinggood timeJustbecauseWere youborn in abarn?WatchandlearnBack inmyday...I wasn'tbornyesterdayYou canlook butdon'ttouchDon'tspend itall in oneplaceIt's not theheat, it'sthehumidityYou can'talwaysget whatyou wantJustjiggle ita littleQuitslammingthe doorDon'tmake mecome inthereWe leavein 5minutesKeep youreye onthe ballYou breakit, youbought itMeasuretwice,cut onceTrustme onthis oneWe havefood athomeBecauseI said soDid youcheck theowner'smanual?Moneydoesn'tgrow ontrees

Dad Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ask your mother
  2. Put that back where you found it
  3. Turn off the lights
  4. That's a life lesson
  5. Hold the flashlight right there
  6. Don't touch the thermostat
  7. Better safe than sorry
  8. Close the door. We're not cooling the neighborhood.
  9. Life isn't fair
  10. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
  11. Dad tax!
  12. Don't make me pull this car over
  13. I know a shortcut
  14. Who left this here?
  15. It didn't scan? It must be free.
  16. Don't move
  17. It's in the last place you look
  18. It's character building
  19. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  20. You missed a spot
  21. That's why we can't have nice things
  22. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes
  23. Do you think I'm made of money?
  24. I'll think about it
  25. I'll do it myself
  26. How hard could it be?
  27. We'll get there when we get there
  28. We're making good time
  29. Just because
  30. Were you born in a barn?
  31. Watch and learn
  32. Back in my day...
  33. I wasn't born yesterday
  34. You can look but don't touch
  35. Don't spend it all in one place
  36. It's not the heat, it's the humidity
  37. You can't always get what you want
  38. Just jiggle it a little
  39. Quit slamming the door
  40. Don't make me come in there
  41. We leave in 5 minutes
  42. Keep your eye on the ball
  43. You break it, you bought it
  44. Measure twice, cut once
  45. Trust me on this one
  46. We have food at home
  47. Because I said so
  48. Did you check the owner's manual?
  49. Money doesn't grow on trees