SomeoneretiresMaxprepcrashesagain due tooperatorerrorLC480DiesTomcatdoesnt getmoved untilOctoberTopic ofmovingMol DxlabQC left onoutstandinglist > 1weekRun out ofcriticalconsumableProductivitymetricsshortenedwater eventfreezerbreaksQC left onoutstandinglist > 1week3x rushedorders oninventoryRun out ofcriticalconsumableChris getsa WOWstationChrisdoesntget anoffice3x rushedorders oninventoryNo annualraise thisyearUW hasanothermergereventNewemployee(externalhire)UW hasanothermergereventfireeventChris getskicked outfrom hisdeskIGVupdate notapprovedin 2026New hire(internal)DaddyKaplanhosts GreenBay eventfridgebreaks0.8 FTEgets pushedback until2027someonehas ameltdownwatereventChris WFH3x a weekby end ofyearNo updateon Bartendercloud until2027Tomcat"leaves" onmeetingminutes 10xSomeoneretiresMaxprepcrashesagain due tooperatorerrorLC480DiesTomcatdoesnt getmoved untilOctoberTopic ofmovingMol DxlabQC left onoutstandinglist > 1weekRun out ofcriticalconsumableProductivitymetricsshortenedwater eventfreezerbreaksQC left onoutstandinglist > 1week3x rushedorders oninventoryRun out ofcriticalconsumableChris getsa WOWstationChrisdoesntget anoffice3x rushedorders oninventoryNo annualraise thisyearUW hasanothermergereventNewemployee(externalhire)UW hasanothermergereventfireeventChris getskicked outfrom hisdeskIGVupdate notapprovedin 2026New hire(internal)DaddyKaplanhosts GreenBay eventfridgebreaks0.8 FTEgets pushedback until2027someonehas ameltdownwatereventChris WFH3x a weekby end ofyearNo updateon Bartendercloud until2027Tomcat"leaves" onmeetingminutes 10x

Dumpster Fire Part 2 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone retires
  2. Maxprep crashes again due to operator error
  3. LC480 Dies
  4. Tomcat doesnt get moved until October
  5. Topic of moving Mol Dx lab
  6. QC left on outstanding list > 1 week
  7. Run out of critical consumable
  8. Productivity metrics shortened water event
  9. freezer breaks
  10. QC left on outstanding list > 1 week
  11. 3x rushed orders on inventory
  12. Run out of critical consumable
  13. Chris gets a WOW station
  14. Chris doesnt get an office
  15. 3x rushed orders on inventory
  16. No annual raise this year
  17. UW has another merger event
  18. New employee (external hire)
  19. UW has another merger event
  20. fire event
  21. Chris gets kicked out from his desk
  22. IGV update not approved in 2026
  23. New hire (internal)
  24. Daddy Kaplan hosts Green Bay event
  25. fridge breaks
  26. 0.8 FTE gets pushed back until 2027
  27. someone has a meltdown
  28. water event
  29. Chris WFH 3x a week by end of year
  30. No update on Bartender cloud until 2027
  31. Tomcat "leaves" on meeting minutes 10x