Chris getsa WOWstationChris WFH3x a weekby end ofyearDaddyKaplanhosts GreenBay eventfridgebreaks3x rushedorders oninventory0.8 FTEgets pushedback until2027No updateon Bartendercloud until2027New hire(internal)Maxprepcrashesagain due tooperatorerrorfreezerbreaksQC left onoutstandinglist > 1weekTopic ofmovingMol DxlabUW hasanothermergereventfireeventChris getskicked outfrom hisdeskSomeoneretiressomeonehas ameltdownTomcat"leaves" onmeetingminutes 10xTomcatdoesnt getmoved untilOctoberQC left onoutstandinglist > 1weekProductivitymetricsshortenedwater eventIGVupdate notapprovedin 2026Chrisdoesntget anofficeRun out ofcriticalconsumableLC480DiesRun out ofcriticalconsumable3x rushedorders oninventoryUW hasanothermergereventNo annualraise thisyearwatereventNewemployee(externalhire)Chris getsa WOWstationChris WFH3x a weekby end ofyearDaddyKaplanhosts GreenBay eventfridgebreaks3x rushedorders oninventory0.8 FTEgets pushedback until2027No updateon Bartendercloud until2027New hire(internal)Maxprepcrashesagain due tooperatorerrorfreezerbreaksQC left onoutstandinglist > 1weekTopic ofmovingMol DxlabUW hasanothermergereventfireeventChris getskicked outfrom hisdeskSomeoneretiressomeonehas ameltdownTomcat"leaves" onmeetingminutes 10xTomcatdoesnt getmoved untilOctoberQC left onoutstandinglist > 1weekProductivitymetricsshortenedwater eventIGVupdate notapprovedin 2026Chrisdoesntget anofficeRun out ofcriticalconsumableLC480DiesRun out ofcriticalconsumable3x rushedorders oninventoryUW hasanothermergereventNo annualraise thisyearwatereventNewemployee(externalhire)

Dumpster Fire Part 2 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Chris gets a WOW station
  2. Chris WFH 3x a week by end of year
  3. Daddy Kaplan hosts Green Bay event
  4. fridge breaks
  5. 3x rushed orders on inventory
  6. 0.8 FTE gets pushed back until 2027
  7. No update on Bartender cloud until 2027
  8. New hire (internal)
  9. Maxprep crashes again due to operator error
  10. freezer breaks
  11. QC left on outstanding list > 1 week
  12. Topic of moving Mol Dx lab
  13. UW has another merger event
  14. fire event
  15. Chris gets kicked out from his desk
  16. Someone retires
  17. someone has a meltdown
  18. Tomcat "leaves" on meeting minutes 10x
  19. Tomcat doesnt get moved until October
  20. QC left on outstanding list > 1 week
  21. Productivity metrics shortened water event
  22. IGV update not approved in 2026
  23. Chris doesnt get an office
  24. Run out of critical consumable
  25. LC480 Dies
  26. Run out of critical consumable
  27. 3x rushed orders on inventory
  28. UW has another merger event
  29. No annual raise this year
  30. water event
  31. New employee (external hire)