Callsmoves“plays”Asks “why”whendenied achallenge.“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”Is afrequentkibitzerCallschallengeor game“1v1”Callsrating“rank”Way toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Only chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand CarlsenUnskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Puzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Seekingvalidationabout theirratingThinks CCratingestimationmeanssomething“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Moves like agrandfathereven withlow timeHarrasseshigher eloplayersfor adviceDoesn’tknowcoordinatesWatchessigma editsof old andnew topplayersPlayscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)Knightwith Kand Pawnwith PFindsanarchychessfunny“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Attacksandchecksare forcedUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or badCallsmoves“plays”Asks “why”whendenied achallenge.“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”Is afrequentkibitzerCallschallengeor game“1v1”Callsrating“rank”Way toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Only chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand CarlsenUnskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Puzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Seekingvalidationabout theirratingThinks CCratingestimationmeanssomething“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Moves like agrandfathereven withlow timeHarrasseshigher eloplayersfor adviceDoesn’tknowcoordinatesWatchessigma editsof old andnew topplayersPlayscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)Knightwith Kand Pawnwith PFindsanarchychessfunny“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Attacksandchecksare forcedUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or bad

“Tell me you are a beginner at chess without telling me you are a beginner at chess” - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calls moves “plays”
  2. Asks “why” when denied a challenge.
  3. “I beat someone with X elo! Am I X elo?”
  4. Is a frequent kibitzer
  5. Calls challenge or game “1v1”
  6. Calls rating “rank”
  7. Way too good at variants (but not chess)
  8. Only chess players are Levy, Hikaru and Carlsen
  9. Unskilled but Actually dedicated. Keep playing, you’ll get better.
  10. Puzzle rating is several hundred points higher than actual ELO
  11. Gloats over wins against stronger opps nonstop.
  12. Seeking validation about their rating
  13. Thinks CC rating estimation means something
  14. “Can you coach me throughout the game?”
  15. Moves like a grandfather even with low time
  16. Harrasses higher elo players for advice
  17. Doesn’t know coordinates
  18. Watches sigma edits of old and new top players
  19. Plays crappy tricky openings. (Stafford)
  20. Knight with K and Pawn with P
  21. Finds anarchy chess funny
  22. “I GOT A BRILLIANT MOVE!!!”
  23. Attacks and checks are forced
  24. Uses computer eval to explain why something is good or bad