Doesn’tknowcoordinatesAsks “why”whendenied achallenge.Knightwith Kand Pawnwith PCallsmoves“plays”Thinks CCratingestimationmeanssomethingUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or badWay toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Moves like agrandfathereven withlow timeWatchessigma editsof old andnew topplayersCallschallengeor game“1v1”“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”Unskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Is afrequentkibitzer“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Seekingvalidationabout theirrating“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Attacksandchecksare forcedGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Puzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOOnly chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand CarlsenCallsrating“rank”Harrasseshigher eloplayersfor advicePlayscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)FindsanarchychessfunnyDoesn’tknowcoordinatesAsks “why”whendenied achallenge.Knightwith Kand Pawnwith PCallsmoves“plays”Thinks CCratingestimationmeanssomethingUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or badWay toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Moves like agrandfathereven withlow timeWatchessigma editsof old andnew topplayersCallschallengeor game“1v1”“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”Unskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Is afrequentkibitzer“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Seekingvalidationabout theirrating“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Attacksandchecksare forcedGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Puzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOOnly chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand CarlsenCallsrating“rank”Harrasseshigher eloplayersfor advicePlayscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)Findsanarchychessfunny

“Tell me you are a beginner at chess without telling me you are a beginner at chess” - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. Doesn’t know coordinates
  2. Asks “why” when denied a challenge.
  3. Knight with K and Pawn with P
  4. Calls moves “plays”
  5. Thinks CC rating estimation means something
  6. Uses computer eval to explain why something is good or bad
  7. Way too good at variants (but not chess)
  8. Moves like a grandfather even with low time
  9. Watches sigma edits of old and new top players
  10. Calls challenge or game “1v1”
  11. “I beat someone with X elo! Am I X elo?”
  12. Unskilled but Actually dedicated. Keep playing, you’ll get better.
  13. Is a frequent kibitzer
  14. “I GOT A BRILLIANT MOVE!!!”
  15. Seeking validation about their rating
  16. “Can you coach me throughout the game?”
  17. Attacks and checks are forced
  18. Gloats over wins against stronger opps nonstop.
  19. Puzzle rating is several hundred points higher than actual ELO
  20. Only chess players are Levy, Hikaru and Carlsen
  21. Calls rating “rank”
  22. Harrasses higher elo players for advice
  23. Plays crappy tricky openings. (Stafford)
  24. Finds anarchy chess funny