“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Doesn’tknowcoordinatesPlayscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)FindsanarchychessfunnyPuzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOKnightwith Kand Pawnwith PUnskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Callsrating“rank”Callsmoves“plays”Attacksandchecksare forcedAsks “why”whendenied achallenge.Way toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Seekingvalidationabout theirratingIs afrequentkibitzerGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Moves like agrandfathereven withlow time“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Thinks CCratingestimationmeanssomethingCallschallengeor game“1v1”“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”Harrasseshigher eloplayersfor adviceUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or badWatchessigma editsof old andnew topplayersOnly chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand Carlsen“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Doesn’tknowcoordinatesPlayscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)FindsanarchychessfunnyPuzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOKnightwith Kand Pawnwith PUnskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Callsrating“rank”Callsmoves“plays”Attacksandchecksare forcedAsks “why”whendenied achallenge.Way toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Seekingvalidationabout theirratingIs afrequentkibitzerGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Moves like agrandfathereven withlow time“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Thinks CCratingestimationmeanssomethingCallschallengeor game“1v1”“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”Harrasseshigher eloplayersfor adviceUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or badWatchessigma editsof old andnew topplayersOnly chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand Carlsen

“Tell me you are a beginner at chess without telling me you are a beginner at chess” - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I GOT A BRILLIANT MOVE!!!”
  2. Doesn’t know coordinates
  3. Plays crappy tricky openings. (Stafford)
  4. Finds anarchy chess funny
  5. Puzzle rating is several hundred points higher than actual ELO
  6. Knight with K and Pawn with P
  7. Unskilled but Actually dedicated. Keep playing, you’ll get better.
  8. Calls rating “rank”
  9. Calls moves “plays”
  10. Attacks and checks are forced
  11. Asks “why” when denied a challenge.
  12. Way too good at variants (but not chess)
  13. Seeking validation about their rating
  14. Is a frequent kibitzer
  15. Gloats over wins against stronger opps nonstop.
  16. Moves like a grandfather even with low time
  17. “Can you coach me throughout the game?”
  18. Thinks CC rating estimation means something
  19. Calls challenge or game “1v1”
  20. “I beat someone with X elo! Am I X elo?”
  21. Harrasses higher elo players for advice
  22. Uses computer eval to explain why something is good or bad
  23. Watches sigma edits of old and new top players
  24. Only chess players are Levy, Hikaru and Carlsen