Seekingvalidationabout theirrating“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Callsrating“rank”Playscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)Is afrequentkibitzerAsks “why”whendenied achallenge.Way toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Only chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand CarlsenAttacksandchecksare forcedUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or badGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Callsmoves“plays”Moves like agrandfathereven withlow timeDoesn’tknowcoordinatesFindsanarchychessfunnyCallschallengeor game“1v1”Harrasseshigher eloplayersfor advice“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Thinks CCratingestimationmeanssomethingKnightwith Kand Pawnwith PPuzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOUnskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Watchessigma editsof old andnew topplayers“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”Seekingvalidationabout theirrating“Can youcoach methroughoutthe game?”Callsrating“rank”Playscrappy trickyopenings.(Stafford)Is afrequentkibitzerAsks “why”whendenied achallenge.Way toogood atvariants (butnot chess)Only chessplayers areLevy, Hikaruand CarlsenAttacksandchecksare forcedUsescomputer evalto explain whysomething isgood or badGloats overwins againststrongeroppsnonstop.Callsmoves“plays”Moves like agrandfathereven withlow timeDoesn’tknowcoordinatesFindsanarchychessfunnyCallschallengeor game“1v1”Harrasseshigher eloplayersfor advice“I GOT ABRILLIANTMOVE!!!”Thinks CCratingestimationmeanssomethingKnightwith Kand Pawnwith PPuzzle ratingis severalhundred pointshigher thanactual ELOUnskilled butActuallydedicated.Keep playing,you’ll get better.Watchessigma editsof old andnew topplayers“I beatsomeonewith X elo!Am I X elo?”

“Tell me you are a beginner at chess without telling me you are a beginner at chess” - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Seeking validation about their rating
  2. “Can you coach me throughout the game?”
  3. Calls rating “rank”
  4. Plays crappy tricky openings. (Stafford)
  5. Is a frequent kibitzer
  6. Asks “why” when denied a challenge.
  7. Way too good at variants (but not chess)
  8. Only chess players are Levy, Hikaru and Carlsen
  9. Attacks and checks are forced
  10. Uses computer eval to explain why something is good or bad
  11. Gloats over wins against stronger opps nonstop.
  12. Calls moves “plays”
  13. Moves like a grandfather even with low time
  14. Doesn’t know coordinates
  15. Finds anarchy chess funny
  16. Calls challenge or game “1v1”
  17. Harrasses higher elo players for advice
  18. “I GOT A BRILLIANT MOVE!!!”
  19. Thinks CC rating estimation means something
  20. Knight with K and Pawn with P
  21. Puzzle rating is several hundred points higher than actual ELO
  22. Unskilled but Actually dedicated. Keep playing, you’ll get better.
  23. Watches sigma edits of old and new top players
  24. “I beat someone with X elo! Am I X elo?”