HelpedraiseyoungersiblingsWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesWorkaholicWFHfatherSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Communitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteaching18+ hoursa day inyourbedroom"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Hanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Parentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherFREESPACEFrequentlycatatonicmotherUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normal12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)"I wishI washuman"HelpedraiseyoungersiblingsWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesWorkaholicWFHfatherSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Communitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteaching18+ hoursa day inyourbedroom"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Hanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Parentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherFREESPACEFrequentlycatatonicmotherUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normal12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)"I wishI washuman"

Formerly homeschooled kid bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Helped raise younger siblings
  2. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  3. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  4. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  5. Workaholic WFH father
  6. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  7. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  8. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  9. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  10. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  11. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  12. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  13. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  14. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  15. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  16. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  17. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  18. FREE SPACE
  19. Frequently catatonic mother
  20. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  21. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  22. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  23. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  24. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  25. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help and were with her 24/7)
  26. "I wish I was human"