12+ hours aday playingvideogamesHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)FrequentlycatatonicmotherCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Helpedraiseyoungersiblings"I wishI washuman"Everyone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeapps"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalWorkaholicWFHfather"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Oldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Running into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFREESPACEMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteaching12+ hours aday playingvideogamesHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)FrequentlycatatonicmotherCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Helpedraiseyoungersiblings"I wishI washuman"Everyone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeapps"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalWorkaholicWFHfather"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Oldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Running into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFREESPACEMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteaching

Formerly homeschooled kid bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  2. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  3. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  4. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help and were with her 24/7)
  5. Frequently catatonic mother
  6. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  7. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  8. Helped raise younger siblings
  9. "I wish I was human"
  10. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  11. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  12. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  13. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  14. Workaholic WFH father
  15. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  16. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  17. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  18. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  19. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  20. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  21. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  22. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  23. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  24. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  25. FREE SPACE
  26. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching