Communitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWorkaholicWFHfather12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)Running into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"FrequentlycatatonicmotherEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in public"I wishI washuman""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFREESPACEOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteaching"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Hanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisis18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWorkaholicWFHfather12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)Running into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"FrequentlycatatonicmotherEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in public"I wishI washuman""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFREESPACEOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteaching"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Hanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisis18+ hoursa day inyourbedroom

Formerly homeschooled kid bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  2. Workaholic WFH father
  3. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  4. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help and were with her 24/7)
  5. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  6. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  7. Frequently catatonic mother
  8. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  9. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  10. Helped raise younger siblings
  11. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  12. "I wish I was human"
  13. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  14. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  15. FREE SPACE
  16. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  17. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  18. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  19. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  20. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  21. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  22. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  23. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  24. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  25. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  26. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom