Communitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledWorkaholicWFHfather12+ hours aday playingvideogamesWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Parentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisFREESPACEEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesFrequentlycatatonicmotherParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith mother18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"DIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHelpedraiseyoungersiblings"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Calling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranything"I wishI washuman"Communitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledWorkaholicWFHfather12+ hours aday playingvideogamesWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Parentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisFREESPACEEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesFrequentlycatatonicmotherParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith mother18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"DIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHelpedraiseyoungersiblings"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Calling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranything"I wishI washuman"

Formerly homeschooled kid bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  2. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  3. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  4. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  5. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  6. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  7. Workaholic WFH father
  8. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  9. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  10. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  11. FREE SPACE
  12. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  13. Frequently catatonic mother
  14. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  15. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  16. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  17. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  18. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  19. Helped raise younger siblings
  20. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  21. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help and were with her 24/7)
  22. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  23. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  24. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  25. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  26. "I wish I was human"