FREESPACEParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranything18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normal"I wishI washuman"Mom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Calling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)Weaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"12+ hours aday playingvideogamesHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFrequentlycatatonicmotherCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsWorkaholicWFHfatherWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonely"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Oldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherFREESPACEParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranything18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Developeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normal"I wishI washuman"Mom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Calling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help and werewith her 24/7)Weaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"12+ hours aday playingvideogamesHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFrequentlycatatonicmotherCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsWorkaholicWFHfatherWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonely"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Oldest childintenselyenmeshedwith mother

Formerly homeschooled kid bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. FREE SPACE
  2. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  3. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  4. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  5. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  6. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  7. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  8. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  9. "I wish I was human"
  10. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  11. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  12. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help and were with her 24/7)
  13. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  14. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  15. Helped raise younger siblings
  16. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  17. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  18. Frequently catatonic mother
  19. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  20. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  21. Workaholic WFH father
  22. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  23. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  24. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  25. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  26. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother