Momvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcFrequentlycatatonicmotherUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranything18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"DIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"HelpedraiseyoungersiblingsFREESPACEMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)Everyone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular times12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooled"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Parents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleWorkaholicWFHfather"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherMomvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcFrequentlycatatonicmotherUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranything18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"DIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"HelpedraiseyoungersiblingsFREESPACEMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)Everyone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular times12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooled"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Parents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleWorkaholicWFHfather"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith mother

Formerly homeschooled bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mom villainizing teachers, CPS, etc etc
  2. Frequently catatonic mother
  3. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  4. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  5. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  6. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  7. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  8. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  9. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  10. Helped raise younger siblings
  11. FREE SPACE
  12. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  13. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  14. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help)
  15. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  16. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  17. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  18. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  19. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  20. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  21. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  22. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  23. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  24. Workaholic WFH father
  25. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  26. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother