HelpedraiseyoungersiblingsParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingMomvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcWorkaholicWFHfatherDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything12+ hours aday playingvideogamesRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Everyone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular times"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalFrequentlycatatonicmotherDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"FREESPACEOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Never tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingMomvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcWorkaholicWFHfatherDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything12+ hours aday playingvideogamesRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Everyone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular times"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalFrequentlycatatonicmotherDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"FREESPACEOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Never tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet people

Formerly homeschooled bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Helped raise younger siblings
  2. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  3. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  4. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  5. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  6. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  7. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  8. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  9. Mom villainizing teachers, CPS, etc etc
  10. Workaholic WFH father
  11. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  12. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  13. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  14. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  15. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  16. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  17. Frequently catatonic mother
  18. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  19. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  20. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help)
  21. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  22. FREE SPACE
  23. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  24. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  25. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  26. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people