"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"FrequentlycatatonicmotherHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledWorkaholicWFHfatherSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Wanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)Unvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisis18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingMomvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Running into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFREESPACE"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"FrequentlycatatonicmotherHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledWorkaholicWFHfatherSecular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Wanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverything12+ hours aday playingvideogamesCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)Unvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisis18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingMomvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Running into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us""Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleFREESPACE

Formerly homeschooled bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  2. Frequently catatonic mother
  3. Helped raise younger siblings
  4. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  5. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  6. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  7. Workaholic WFH father
  8. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  9. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  10. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  11. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  12. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  13. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help)
  14. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  15. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  16. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  17. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  18. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  19. Mom villainizing teachers, CPS, etc etc
  20. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  21. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  22. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  23. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  24. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  25. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  26. FREE SPACE