Never tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledFrequentlycatatonicmother"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Calling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"12+ hours aday playingvideogamesHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherFREESPACEParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you""You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Turning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingMomvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etc18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomWorkaholicWFHfatherDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeappsNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledFrequentlycatatonicmother"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"Calling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"12+ hours aday playingvideogamesHanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet peopleWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith motherFREESPACEParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you""You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Turning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingMomvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etc18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomWorkaholicWFHfatherDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeapps

Formerly homeschooled bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  2. Frequently catatonic mother
  3. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  4. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  5. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help)
  6. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  7. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  8. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  9. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  10. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  11. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  12. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  13. Helped raise younger siblings
  14. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs
  15. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  16. FREE SPACE
  17. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  18. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  19. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  20. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  21. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  22. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  23. Mom villainizing teachers, CPS, etc etc
  24. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  25. Workaholic WFH father
  26. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps