Mom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Hanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingWorkaholicWFHfatherNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith mother"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Momvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"FREESPACEParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet people12+ hours aday playingvideogamesFrequentlycatatonicmotherUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeapps"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATsMom constantlydid "curriculumresearch" butno actualteachingEveryone in thehouse eatingmeals andsleeping atirregular timesDevelopeddepersonalization/derealizationdisorder becauseof depression andisolationHelpedraiseyoungersiblingsWeaponizing socialanxiety: "If you keepacting like this I'mgoing to drop you offat public school andabandon you there.All the kids will makefun of you"Secular familyusing religiouscurricula "justignore thecreationistparts"Hanging outwith weirdevangelical kidsbecause you'redesperatelylonelyTurning 12and beingtold to teachyourselfeverythingWorkaholicWFHfatherNever tellinganyone in youradult life thatyou werehomeschooledWanting tothrow up everytime you seepeople yourage in publicOldest childintenselyenmeshedwith mother"You're somuch smarterthan all thepublicschooled kids"Momvillainizingteachers,CPS, etc etcCalling grandmafor help whenmom was "in arage again" (youhad no one elsefor help)18+ hoursa day inyourbedroomRunning into yourmoms friends at thegrocery store andbiting your tonguewhen she says"homeschooling isthe best thing thatever happened to us"FREESPACEParents shameyou for not havingfriends eventhough you don'thave any way tomeet people12+ hours aday playingvideogamesFrequentlycatatonicmotherUnvaccinated,mom never letyou takeantibiotics foranythingDIY'dtranscriptand diplomafor collegeapps"Studying"other people'ssocialinteractions totry to learn tobe normalParentsmarriageconstantlyin crisisCommunitycollege becauseyou had toomany learninggaps to take theSATs

Formerly homeschooled bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mom constantly did "curriculum research" but no actual teaching
  2. Everyone in the house eating meals and sleeping at irregular times
  3. Developed depersonalization/ derealization disorder because of depression and isolation
  4. Helped raise younger siblings
  5. Weaponizing social anxiety: "If you keep acting like this I'm going to drop you off at public school and abandon you there. All the kids will make fun of you"
  6. Secular family using religious curricula "just ignore the creationist parts"
  7. Hanging out with weird evangelical kids because you're desperately lonely
  8. Turning 12 and being told to teach yourself everything
  9. Workaholic WFH father
  10. Never telling anyone in your adult life that you were homeschooled
  11. Wanting to throw up every time you see people your age in public
  12. Oldest child intensely enmeshed with mother
  13. "You're so much smarter than all the public schooled kids"
  14. Mom villainizing teachers, CPS, etc etc
  15. Calling grandma for help when mom was "in a rage again" (you had no one else for help)
  16. 18+ hours a day in your bedroom
  17. Running into your moms friends at the grocery store and biting your tongue when she says "homeschooling is the best thing that ever happened to us"
  18. FREE SPACE
  19. Parents shame you for not having friends even though you don't have any way to meet people
  20. 12+ hours a day playing video games
  21. Frequently catatonic mother
  22. Unvaccinated, mom never let you take antibiotics for anything
  23. DIY'd transcript and diploma for college apps
  24. "Studying" other people's social interactions to try to learn to be normal
  25. Parents marriage constantly in crisis
  26. Community college because you had too many learning gaps to take the SATs