Talks to pets as if they'll respond Relates to memes on a spiritual level (prove it) Could write a thesis on procrastination Could burn a bowl of cereal Sings in the shower like a rockstar Dreams of being on a reality TV show (which?) Uses sarcasm as a second language Believes Pineapple Goes on Pizza Thinks cilantro tastes like soap Doesn't drink coffee Can't function before coffee Loves to dance! Enjoys long walks to the fridge Has a playlist for every mood Has the same birthday month as you! Keeps a diary but forgets to write in it Master chef or baker! Dad joke connoisseur Votes for animals as the best part of any movie Owns more plants than friends Still not over that one book ending Loves true crime podcasts or docs Binge watches a series in one sitting (which?!) Carries hot sauce in their bag Has a Ph.D in doom scrolling Loves the winter over the summer Can curl their tongue Can play an instrument Can do a cartwheel Talks to pets as if they'll respond Relates to memes on a spiritual level (prove it) Could write a thesis on procrastination Could burn a bowl of cereal Sings in the shower like a rockstar Dreams of being on a reality TV show (which?) Uses sarcasm as a second language Believes Pineapple Goes on Pizza Thinks cilantro tastes like soap Doesn't drink coffee Can't function before coffee Loves to dance! Enjoys long walks to the fridge Has a playlist for every mood Has the same birthday month as you! Keeps a diary but forgets to write in it Master chef or baker! Dad joke connoisseur Votes for animals as the best part of any movie Owns more plants than friends Still not over that one book ending Loves true crime podcasts or docs Binge watches a series in one sitting (which?!) Carries hot sauce in their bag Has a Ph.D in doom scrolling Loves the winter over the summer Can curl their tongue Can play an instrument Can do a cartwheel
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Talks to pets as if they'll respond
Relates to memes on a spiritual level (prove it)
Could write a thesis on procrastination
Could burn a bowl of cereal
Sings in the shower like a rockstar
Dreams of being on a reality TV show (which?)
Uses sarcasm as a second language
Believes Pineapple Goes on Pizza
Thinks cilantro tastes like soap
Doesn't drink coffee
Can't function before coffee
Loves to dance!
Enjoys long walks to the fridge
Has a playlist for every mood
Has the same birthday month as you!
Keeps a diary but forgets to write in it
Master chef or baker!
Dad joke connoisseur
Votes for animals as the best part of any movie
Owns more plants than friends
Still not over that one book ending
Loves true crime podcasts or docs
Binge watches a series in one sitting (which?!)
Carries hot sauce in their bag
Has a Ph.D in doom scrolling
Loves the winter over the summer
Can curl their tongue
Can play an instrument
Can do a cartwheel
