(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Drunk enough to drown a fish
"Call my mom/dad" - suspect is an adult
Needs to be hog-tied like a Sunday roast
"You can't arrest/detain me"
Escalates trivial matter into felony
Hitting cops
"I didn't do anything!"
Invoking ancient curse upon cop's family
Based one-liners from cop
"I just got out of jail"
"Why am I under arrest?" after already explained
"I'm not resisting!" while actively resisting
"Call the police!" while police arresting suspect
Suspect's pet flees toward freedom
"I can't breathe" while inhaling like bellows
Shoes fall off
Clothing leaves the chat mid-struggle
Asinine excuse to not be arrested ("I have to take the truck back!")