Get Something From A God Spend 500gp Who is this? Wait, what happened? The Shelves Beat DC25 Check Commit a War Crime Use different dice to "roll better" Reach 5HP without dying Convince Kris for free advantage Commit Fantasy Racism Kris, can we get a level up? Deal 0 damage in combat Die outside of combat Forget your dice Critical Success Be late to a session Win a 1v1 Mission Impossible (Attempt to) Seduce an NPC Kill a (Demi)God Make Kris laugh Tragic Backstory Start a new inside joke Make Kris threaten you Damage an Ally Fan Kris Equip an item with a curse Rule of Cool Befriend an NPC D&D Beyond doesn't load Roll with advantage and fail Flawless Combat, take no damage Kill an innocent person Come back from the dead Critical Failure Roll with disadvantage and succeed Get distracted on phone in combat How does this work again? Get Struck Down Be the fattest one at the table Get Arrested Get Something From A God Spend 500gp Who is this? Wait, what happened? The Shelves Beat DC25 Check Commit a War Crime Use different dice to "roll better" Reach 5HP without dying Convince Kris for free advantage Commit Fantasy Racism Kris, can we get a level up? Deal 0 damage in combat Die outside of combat Forget your dice Critical Success Be late to a session Win a 1v1 Mission Impossible (Attempt to) Seduce an NPC Kill a (Demi)God Make Kris laugh Tragic Backstory Start a new inside joke Make Kris threaten you Damage an Ally Fan Kris Equip an item with a curse Rule of Cool Befriend an NPC D&D Beyond doesn't load Roll with advantage and fail Flawless Combat, take no damage Kill an innocent person Come back from the dead Critical Failure Roll with disadvantage and succeed Get distracted on phone in combat How does this work again? Get Struck Down Be the fattest one at the table Get Arrested
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Get Something From A God
Spend 500gp
Who is this?
Wait, what happened?
The Shelves
Beat DC25 Check
Commit a War Crime
Use different dice to "roll better"
Reach 5HP without dying
Convince Kris for free advantage
Commit Fantasy Racism
Kris, can we get a level up?
Deal 0 damage in combat
Die outside of combat
Forget your dice
Critical Success
Be late to a session
Win a 1v1
Mission Impossible
(Attempt to) Seduce an NPC
Kill a (Demi)God
Make Kris laugh
Tragic Backstory
Start a new inside joke
Make Kris threaten you
Damage an Ally
Fan Kris
Equip an item with a curse
Rule of Cool
Befriend an NPC
D&D Beyond doesn't load
Roll with advantage and fail
Flawless Combat, take no damage
Kill an innocent person
Come back from the dead
Critical Failure
Roll with disadvantage and succeed
Get distracted on phone in combat
How does this work again?
Get Struck Down
Be the fattest one at the table
Get Arrested
