"Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)Crumpledpaperbackground"It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)"I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!""Did Ireally justsay that?"Citing aRedditpost as asourceDatedinternetmemes"Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Sound ofVHS tapeinsertingTalkingaboutmentalillnesses"But first,we needto godeeper...""That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)SmugexpressioninthumbnailAwkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a deskLayingon thefloorRandomlypraisingNintendo"Thismechanicis aproblem""You areWRONGabout X!""I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-"BringingupmodernpoliticsRandomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastas"I'm just aguy ontheinternet""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but...""X is badby modernstandards""Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)Crumpledpaperbackground"It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)"I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!""Did Ireally justsay that?"Citing aRedditpost as asourceDatedinternetmemes"Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Sound ofVHS tapeinsertingTalkingaboutmentalillnesses"But first,we needto godeeper...""That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)SmugexpressioninthumbnailAwkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a deskLayingon thefloorRandomlypraisingNintendo"Thismechanicis aproblem""You areWRONGabout X!""I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-"BringingupmodernpoliticsRandomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastas"I'm just aguy ontheinternet""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but...""X is badby modernstandards"

Pretentious Video Essay Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Editor, cut this part out" (They are the editor.)
  2. Crumpled paper background
  3. "It needs no introduction" (Gives it one anyway)
  4. "I'm not even gonna TRY to pronounce that!"
  5. "Did I really just say that?"
  6. Citing a Reddit post as a source
  7. Dated internet memes
  8. "Now, I'm no expert on the topic, but..."
  9. Sound of VHS tape inserting
  10. Talking about mental illnesses
  11. "But first, we need to go deeper..."
  12. "That joke was terrible!" (Doesn't edit it out)
  13. Smug expression in thumbnail
  14. Awkwardly holding the mic instead of placing it on a desk
  15. Laying on the floor
  16. Randomly praising Nintendo
  17. "This mechanic is a problem"
  18. "You are WRONG about X!"
  19. "I never played the previous games, BUT-"
  20. Bringing up modern politics
  21. Randomly rambling about forum theories / creepypastas
  22. "I'm just a guy on the internet"
  23. "I mean, you're free to disagree, but..."
  24. "X is bad by modern standards"