Datedinternetmemes"Thismechanicis aproblem"Talkingaboutmentalillnesses"X is badby modernstandards""I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-""I'm just aguy ontheinternet""Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Layingon thefloor"You areWRONGabout X!""But first,we needto godeeper...""It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)Smugexpressioninthumbnail"I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!"Sound ofVHS tapeinserting"Did Ireally justsay that?""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but..."RandomlypraisingNintendo"That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)Awkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a deskCrumpledpaperbackground"Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)BringingupmodernpoliticsCiting aRedditpost as asourceRandomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastasDatedinternetmemes"Thismechanicis aproblem"Talkingaboutmentalillnesses"X is badby modernstandards""I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-""I'm just aguy ontheinternet""Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Layingon thefloor"You areWRONGabout X!""But first,we needto godeeper...""It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)Smugexpressioninthumbnail"I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!"Sound ofVHS tapeinserting"Did Ireally justsay that?""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but..."RandomlypraisingNintendo"That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)Awkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a deskCrumpledpaperbackground"Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)BringingupmodernpoliticsCiting aRedditpost as asourceRandomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastas

Pretentious Video Essay Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dated internet memes
  2. "This mechanic is a problem"
  3. Talking about mental illnesses
  4. "X is bad by modern standards"
  5. "I never played the previous games, BUT-"
  6. "I'm just a guy on the internet"
  7. "Now, I'm no expert on the topic, but..."
  8. Laying on the floor
  9. "You are WRONG about X!"
  10. "But first, we need to go deeper..."
  11. "It needs no introduction" (Gives it one anyway)
  12. Smug expression in thumbnail
  13. "I'm not even gonna TRY to pronounce that!"
  14. Sound of VHS tape inserting
  15. "Did I really just say that?"
  16. "I mean, you're free to disagree, but..."
  17. Randomly praising Nintendo
  18. "That joke was terrible!" (Doesn't edit it out)
  19. Awkwardly holding the mic instead of placing it on a desk
  20. Crumpled paper background
  21. "Editor, cut this part out" (They are the editor.)
  22. Bringing up modern politics
  23. Citing a Reddit post as a source
  24. Randomly rambling about forum theories / creepypastas