"I'm just aguy ontheinternet""Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Citing aRedditpost as asourceSound ofVHS tapeinserting"It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)"But first,we needto godeeper..."CrumpledpaperbackgroundTalkingaboutmentalillnessesRandomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastas"X is badby modernstandards""Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)RandomlypraisingNintendo"I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!""Thismechanicis aproblem""That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)Layingon thefloor"I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-""You areWRONGabout X!""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but..."BringingupmodernpoliticsSmugexpressioninthumbnailDatedinternetmemesAwkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a desk"Did Ireally justsay that?""I'm just aguy ontheinternet""Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Citing aRedditpost as asourceSound ofVHS tapeinserting"It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)"But first,we needto godeeper..."CrumpledpaperbackgroundTalkingaboutmentalillnessesRandomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastas"X is badby modernstandards""Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)RandomlypraisingNintendo"I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!""Thismechanicis aproblem""That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)Layingon thefloor"I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-""You areWRONGabout X!""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but..."BringingupmodernpoliticsSmugexpressioninthumbnailDatedinternetmemesAwkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a desk"Did Ireally justsay that?"

Pretentious Video Essay Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I'm just a guy on the internet"
  2. "Now, I'm no expert on the topic, but..."
  3. Citing a Reddit post as a source
  4. Sound of VHS tape inserting
  5. "It needs no introduction" (Gives it one anyway)
  6. "But first, we need to go deeper..."
  7. Crumpled paper background
  8. Talking about mental illnesses
  9. Randomly rambling about forum theories / creepypastas
  10. "X is bad by modern standards"
  11. "Editor, cut this part out" (They are the editor.)
  12. Randomly praising Nintendo
  13. "I'm not even gonna TRY to pronounce that!"
  14. "This mechanic is a problem"
  15. "That joke was terrible!" (Doesn't edit it out)
  16. Laying on the floor
  17. "I never played the previous games, BUT-"
  18. "You are WRONG about X!"
  19. "I mean, you're free to disagree, but..."
  20. Bringing up modern politics
  21. Smug expression in thumbnail
  22. Dated internet memes
  23. Awkwardly holding the mic instead of placing it on a desk
  24. "Did I really just say that?"