"That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)TalkingaboutmentalillnessesLayingon thefloor"Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)Awkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a deskDatedinternetmemes"Did Ireally justsay that?""I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!""X is badby modernstandards"Citing aRedditpost as asourceSound ofVHS tapeinserting"I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-"Smugexpressioninthumbnail"You areWRONGabout X!""I'm just aguy ontheinternet"Bringingupmodernpolitics"Thismechanicis aproblem""But first,we needto godeeper...""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but...""It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)Randomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastasRandomlypraisingNintendo"Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Crumpledpaperbackground"That jokewas terrible!"(Doesn't editit out)TalkingaboutmentalillnessesLayingon thefloor"Editor, cutthis part out"(They arethe editor.)Awkwardlyholding themic insteadof placing iton a deskDatedinternetmemes"Did Ireally justsay that?""I'm not evengonna TRYto pronouncethat!""X is badby modernstandards"Citing aRedditpost as asourceSound ofVHS tapeinserting"I neverplayed thepreviousgames, BUT-"Smugexpressioninthumbnail"You areWRONGabout X!""I'm just aguy ontheinternet"Bringingupmodernpolitics"Thismechanicis aproblem""But first,we needto godeeper...""I mean,you're freeto disagree,but...""It needs nointroduction"(Gives it oneanyway)Randomlyramblingabout forumtheories /creepypastasRandomlypraisingNintendo"Now, I'mno experton thetopic, but..."Crumpledpaperbackground

Pretentious Video Essay Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "That joke was terrible!" (Doesn't edit it out)
  2. Talking about mental illnesses
  3. Laying on the floor
  4. "Editor, cut this part out" (They are the editor.)
  5. Awkwardly holding the mic instead of placing it on a desk
  6. Dated internet memes
  7. "Did I really just say that?"
  8. "I'm not even gonna TRY to pronounce that!"
  9. "X is bad by modern standards"
  10. Citing a Reddit post as a source
  11. Sound of VHS tape inserting
  12. "I never played the previous games, BUT-"
  13. Smug expression in thumbnail
  14. "You are WRONG about X!"
  15. "I'm just a guy on the internet"
  16. Bringing up modern politics
  17. "This mechanic is a problem"
  18. "But first, we need to go deeper..."
  19. "I mean, you're free to disagree, but..."
  20. "It needs no introduction" (Gives it one anyway)
  21. Randomly rambling about forum theories / creepypastas
  22. Randomly praising Nintendo
  23. "Now, I'm no expert on the topic, but..."
  24. Crumpled paper background