MNGbothers youabout theGET scoreCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allCX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itCX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemMNG letssomebullshitslideCX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashCX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice deskMNGignorescallCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaintASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellCX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsASSCignorescallBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.ASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideBONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.BONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.BONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.MNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourBONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerCX has aseriouslanguagebarrierMNGbothers youabout theGET scoreCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allCX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itCX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemMNG letssomebullshitslideCX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashCX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice deskMNGignorescallCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaintASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellCX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsASSCignorescallBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.ASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideBONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.BONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.BONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.MNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourBONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerCX has aseriouslanguagebarrier

Service Desk Is Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-MNG bothers you about the GET score
  2. T-CX just refuses to speak to you at all
  3. D-CX returns some bullshit and superior says just RTV it
  4. E-CX wants you to be their personal online shopper and order everything for them
  5. T-MNG lets some bullshit slide
  6. P-CX claims their card has been hacked to get cash
  7. O-CX checking out more than 10 items at the service desk
  8. E-MNG ignores call
  9. P-CX wants to return non refundable paint
  10. O-ASSC just refuses to speak with you in person as well
  11. T-CX wants to talk for 40 days and 40 nights
  12. E-ASSC ignores call
  13. O-BONUS: You're closing alone and never get your second break.
  14. D-ASSC refuse to get their returns
  15. T-ASSC offers a customer a discount we can't provide
  16. T-BONUS: Your computer crashes.
  17. P-BONUS: They're cutting hours and hiring new people.
  18. D-BONUS: Any of these things results in a ridiculous line.
  19. O-MNG walks off before problem is resolved
  20. P-ASSC doesn't let ANYONE know they're going to be at lunch for an hour
  21. E-BONUS: You have to be alone for more than an hour.
  22. D-CX has no order number or name or phone number and wants you to get their order
  23. E-CX says how are you and doesn't let you answer
  24. O-CX has a serious language barrier