MNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allBONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.CX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice deskCX has aseriouslanguagebarrierCX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellMNGbothers youabout theGET scoreASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.BONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerBONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.CX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemBONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.ASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsCX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderMNG letssomebullshitslideMNGignorescallCX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itASSCignorescallCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaintMNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allBONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.CX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice deskCX has aseriouslanguagebarrierCX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellMNGbothers youabout theGET scoreASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.BONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerBONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.CX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemBONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.ASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsCX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderMNG letssomebullshitslideMNGignorescallCX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itASSCignorescallCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaint

Service Desk Is Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-MNG walks off before problem is resolved
  2. T-CX just refuses to speak to you at all
  3. T-BONUS: Your computer crashes.
  4. O-CX checking out more than 10 items at the service desk
  5. O-CX has a serious language barrier
  6. P-CX claims their card has been hacked to get cash
  7. O-ASSC just refuses to speak with you in person as well
  8. D-MNG bothers you about the GET score
  9. P-ASSC doesn't let ANYONE know they're going to be at lunch for an hour
  10. O-BONUS: You're closing alone and never get your second break.
  11. E-BONUS: You have to be alone for more than an hour.
  12. T-CX wants to talk for 40 days and 40 nights
  13. T-ASSC offers a customer a discount we can't provide
  14. E-CX says how are you and doesn't let you answer
  15. D-BONUS: Any of these things results in a ridiculous line.
  16. E-CX wants you to be their personal online shopper and order everything for them
  17. P-BONUS: They're cutting hours and hiring new people.
  18. D-ASSC refuse to get their returns
  19. D-CX has no order number or name or phone number and wants you to get their order
  20. T-MNG lets some bullshit slide
  21. E-MNG ignores call
  22. D-CX returns some bullshit and superior says just RTV it
  23. E-ASSC ignores call
  24. P-CX wants to return non refundable paint