CX has aseriouslanguagebarrierCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaintASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsBONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.BONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.MNG letssomebullshitslideBONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.CX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itCX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderMNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideCX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemASSCignorescallASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allMNGignorescallASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerCX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.MNGbothers youabout theGET scoreCX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashBONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice deskCX has aseriouslanguagebarrierCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaintASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsBONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.BONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.MNG letssomebullshitslideBONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.CX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itCX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderMNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideCX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemASSCignorescallASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allMNGignorescallASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerCX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.MNGbothers youabout theGET scoreCX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashBONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice desk

Service Desk Is Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-CX has a serious language barrier
  2. P-CX wants to return non refundable paint
  3. D-ASSC refuse to get their returns
  4. D-BONUS: Any of these things results in a ridiculous line.
  5. T-BONUS: Your computer crashes.
  6. T-MNG lets some bullshit slide
  7. P-BONUS: They're cutting hours and hiring new people.
  8. D-CX returns some bullshit and superior says just RTV it
  9. D-CX has no order number or name or phone number and wants you to get their order
  10. O-MNG walks off before problem is resolved
  11. T-ASSC offers a customer a discount we can't provide
  12. E-CX wants you to be their personal online shopper and order everything for them
  13. E-ASSC ignores call
  14. O-ASSC just refuses to speak with you in person as well
  15. T-CX just refuses to speak to you at all
  16. E-MNG ignores call
  17. P-ASSC doesn't let ANYONE know they're going to be at lunch for an hour
  18. E-CX says how are you and doesn't let you answer
  19. T-CX wants to talk for 40 days and 40 nights
  20. O-BONUS: You're closing alone and never get your second break.
  21. D-MNG bothers you about the GET score
  22. P-CX claims their card has been hacked to get cash
  23. E-BONUS: You have to be alone for more than an hour.
  24. O-CX checking out more than 10 items at the service desk