BONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.CX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemBONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderCX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice deskMNGbothers youabout theGET scoreCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.CX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashMNG letssomebullshitslideASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourBONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.ASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellCX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itBONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.MNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedASSCignorescallASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsCX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsCX has aseriouslanguagebarrierCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaintASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allMNGignorescallBONUS: Anyof thesethings resultsin a ridiculousline.CX wants you tobe their personalonline shopperand ordereverything forthemBONUS: Youhave to bealone formore thanan hour.CX has no ordernumber or nameor phonenumber andwants you to gettheir orderCX checkingout morethan 10items at theservice deskMNGbothers youabout theGET scoreCX says howare you anddoesn't letyou answerBONUS:You're closingalone andnever get yoursecond break.CX claimstheir cardhas beenhacked toget cashMNG letssomebullshitslideASSC doesn'tlet ANYONEknow they'regoing to be atlunch for anhourBONUS:Yourcomputercrashes.ASSCjust refusesto speak withyou in personas wellCX returnssome bullshitand superiorsays justRTV itBONUS:They'recutting hoursand hiringnew people.MNG walksoff beforeproblem isresolvedASSCignorescallASSCrefuse toget theirreturnsCX wants totalk for 40days and40 nightsCX has aseriouslanguagebarrierCX wants toreturn nonrefundablepaintASSC offersa customer adiscount wecan't provideCX justrefuses tospeak toyou at allMNGignorescall

Service Desk Is Fun - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-BONUS: Any of these things results in a ridiculous line.
  2. E-CX wants you to be their personal online shopper and order everything for them
  3. E-BONUS: You have to be alone for more than an hour.
  4. D-CX has no order number or name or phone number and wants you to get their order
  5. O-CX checking out more than 10 items at the service desk
  6. D-MNG bothers you about the GET score
  7. E-CX says how are you and doesn't let you answer
  8. O-BONUS: You're closing alone and never get your second break.
  9. P-CX claims their card has been hacked to get cash
  10. T-MNG lets some bullshit slide
  11. P-ASSC doesn't let ANYONE know they're going to be at lunch for an hour
  12. T-BONUS: Your computer crashes.
  13. O-ASSC just refuses to speak with you in person as well
  14. D-CX returns some bullshit and superior says just RTV it
  15. P-BONUS: They're cutting hours and hiring new people.
  16. O-MNG walks off before problem is resolved
  17. E-ASSC ignores call
  18. D-ASSC refuse to get their returns
  19. T-CX wants to talk for 40 days and 40 nights
  20. O-CX has a serious language barrier
  21. P-CX wants to return non refundable paint
  22. T-ASSC offers a customer a discount we can't provide
  23. T-CX just refuses to speak to you at all
  24. E-MNG ignores call