Hear, “Messenger Classic/Current” You win a door prize Presenter coughs or clears their throat Sneakers with dress pants Harley Davidson shirt Duck joke!!! Someone asks, “What does the Fox say?” Demo room empty Wizard of Oz reference on the slide Non- duck joke 🙁 Someone gets a hole-in- one Someone spills a drink Attendee says, “You see what I’m sayin’?” The presenter reads off papers Hear, “Hi Steve” Wrong slide displayed Hear, “Done under Maintenance” Lorne Sawatzky mentioned Presenter asks, “Can you hear me?” Chocolate fountain overflows Hear, “Make a ham sandwich” Chicken Wings run out Joke gets booed Agenda gets shuffled Someone clearly hungover Kevin says, “You guys” Hear, “Per CJIS SecPol” DEN room is uncomfortably silent Run out of snack bags JORTS!!!! DeLorean on slide Marc says someone’s name wrong CPI employee not in a CPI shirt Banked Credits mentioned Musical reference People get left behind by the buses Someone says, “The Fox” Meet someone new from another state Presentation goes short The clicker doesn’t work on a slide Someone sleeping in the auditorium Hockey reference Demo room full Hear, “How we do it in Oklahoma…” Coffee runs out Someone wearing shorts Hear, “Is it beer-thirty yet?” The presenter uses a laser pointer Hear, “We should slide out and squeeze in golf” Hear, “Bob’s your Uncle” CPI employee wearing orange Bacon runs out Presentation goes long Attend a training session Hear, “Messenger Classic/Current” You win a door prize Presenter coughs or clears their throat Sneakers with dress pants Harley Davidson shirt Duck joke!!! Someone asks, “What does the Fox say?” Demo room empty Wizard of Oz reference on the slide Non- duck joke 🙁 Someone gets a hole-in- one Someone spills a drink Attendee says, “You see what I’m sayin’?” The presenter reads off papers Hear, “Hi Steve” Wrong slide displayed Hear, “Done under Maintenance” Lorne Sawatzky mentioned Presenter asks, “Can you hear me?” Chocolate fountain overflows Hear, “Make a ham sandwich” Chicken Wings run out Joke gets booed Agenda gets shuffled Someone clearly hungover Kevin says, “You guys” Hear, “Per CJIS SecPol” DEN room is uncomfortably silent Run out of snack bags JORTS!!!! DeLorean on slide Marc says someone’s name wrong CPI employee not in a CPI shirt Banked Credits mentioned Musical reference People get left behind by the buses Someone says, “The Fox” Meet someone new from another state Presentation goes short The clicker doesn’t work on a slide Someone sleeping in the auditorium Hockey reference Demo room full Hear, “How we do it in Oklahoma…” Coffee runs out Someone wearing shorts Hear, “Is it beer-thirty yet?” The presenter uses a laser pointer Hear, “We should slide out and squeeze in golf” Hear, “Bob’s your Uncle” CPI employee wearing orange Bacon runs out Presentation goes long Attend a training session
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Hear, “Messenger Classic/Current”
You win a door prize
Presenter coughs or clears their throat
Sneakers with dress pants
Harley Davidson shirt
Duck joke!!!
Someone asks, “What does the Fox say?”
Demo room empty
Wizard of Oz reference on the slide
🙁
Someone gets a hole-in-one
Someone spills a drink
Attendee says, “You see what I’m sayin’?”
The presenter reads off papers
Hear, “Hi Steve”
Wrong slide displayed
Hear, “Done under Maintenance”
Lorne Sawatzky mentioned
Presenter asks, “Can you hear me?”
Chocolate fountain overflows
Hear, “Make a ham sandwich”
Chicken Wings run out
Joke gets booed
Agenda gets shuffled
Someone clearly hungover
Kevin says, “You guys”
Hear, “Per CJIS SecPol”
DEN room is uncomfortably silent
Run out of snack bags
JORTS!!!!
DeLorean on slide
Marc says someone’s name wrong
CPI employee not in a CPI shirt
Banked Credits mentioned
Musical reference
People get left behind by the buses
Someone says, “The Fox”
Meet someone new from another state
Presentation goes short
The clicker doesn’t work on a slide
Someone sleeping in the auditorium
Hockey reference
Demo room full
Hear, “How we do it in Oklahoma…”
Coffee runs out
Someone wearing shorts
Hear, “Is it beer-thirty yet?”
The presenter uses a laser pointer
Hear, “We should slide out and squeeze in golf”
Hear, “Bob’s your Uncle”
CPI employee wearing orange
Bacon runs out
Presentation goes long
Attend a training session
