You have takena picture ofsomethinggross formedicalconsultation.Your babyhas asignaturedance move.Your babyhas ahilariousfirst word.You haveinvented a songfor your baby andit would be trulyembarrassing tosing it right now.You havecaught youselfreading one ofyour baby'sbooks byyourself.Your baby hasan inexplicablegrudge againstone person.Your babyhas strongopinionsabout thevaccuumYour babyhas a pieceof clothingthey've wornexactly once.Your baby hasdeveloped anintenserelationship witha light fixture orappliance.You've Googledsomething crazyabout babies butthen wonderedwhat it would doto your algorithm.You have lefta restaurantbefore thefood came.Your babyhas a bizarrefavoriteobject.You have done avictory danceuponsuccessfullytransferring yoursleeping baby.Your babyloves a foodthat youhistoricallyrefuse to eat.You have stoppedat a store to buydiapers and thenIMMEDIATELYchange your babyin THAT bathroom.You havecontrived aphotoshoot merelyof stuff peoplegave you to proveyour child "loves"it.You haveaccidentallyused yourbaby voiceto an adult.Your baby haslickedsomething inpublic thatcannot beunlicked.You havepretended not tonotice somethingon the floor b/cyou CANNOTpick it up again.You havedriven aroundfor an extra 45minutes just tokeep your babynapping.You have satonsomething tohide it fromyour baby.Your baby hasstolen andconsumedunauthorizedfood product.Your babyhas appearedon a Zooncallunauthorized.Your babyhas abizarrelysophisticatedfavorite food.You haveslept on thefloor nextto the crib.You haveaccidentallyeaten somethingyou wereplanning to feedthe baby.You havesung a songmore than10x in onesitting.You havereceived reallyquestionableadvice...butthen it worked.You have aparentinghack that youare irrationallyproud of.Your babyhas met agreatgrandparent.You havethrown awayan entire outfitrather thandeal with it...You haverecited achildren'sbook frommemory.Your baby haslearned tooperatesomething theyabsolutelyshould not.Your babyloves asong thatis NSFWYou haveused your"baby" as anexcuse tocancel plans.You haveskipped pageshoping yourbaby wouldn'tnotice.You havediscovered anobject in anirrational placebecause yourbaby hid it.Your babydestroyedsomethingimportant to you &you kind of justwatched it happen.Your baby hasbefriended apet that doesnotreciprocate.You havespent $50+trying tosolve a sleepproblem.You have takena picture ofsomethinggross formedicalconsultation.Your babyhas asignaturedance move.Your babyhas ahilariousfirst word.You haveinvented a songfor your baby andit would be trulyembarrassing tosing it right now.You havecaught youselfreading one ofyour baby'sbooks byyourself.Your baby hasan inexplicablegrudge againstone person.Your babyhas strongopinionsabout thevaccuumYour babyhas a pieceof clothingthey've wornexactly once.Your baby hasdeveloped anintenserelationship witha light fixture orappliance.You've Googledsomething crazyabout babies butthen wonderedwhat it would doto your algorithm.You have lefta restaurantbefore thefood came.Your babyhas a bizarrefavoriteobject.You have done avictory danceuponsuccessfullytransferring yoursleeping baby.Your babyloves a foodthat youhistoricallyrefuse to eat.You have stoppedat a store to buydiapers and thenIMMEDIATELYchange your babyin THAT bathroom.You havecontrived aphotoshoot merelyof stuff peoplegave you to proveyour child "loves"it.You haveaccidentallyused yourbaby voiceto an adult.Your baby haslickedsomething inpublic thatcannot beunlicked.You havepretended not tonotice somethingon the floor b/cyou CANNOTpick it up again.You havedriven aroundfor an extra 45minutes just tokeep your babynapping.You have satonsomething tohide it fromyour baby.Your baby hasstolen andconsumedunauthorizedfood product.Your babyhas appearedon a Zooncallunauthorized.Your babyhas abizarrelysophisticatedfavorite food.You haveslept on thefloor nextto the crib.You haveaccidentallyeaten somethingyou wereplanning to feedthe baby.You havesung a songmore than10x in onesitting.You havereceived reallyquestionableadvice...butthen it worked.You have aparentinghack that youare irrationallyproud of.Your babyhas met agreatgrandparent.You havethrown awayan entire outfitrather thandeal with it...You haverecited achildren'sbook frommemory.Your baby haslearned tooperatesomething theyabsolutelyshould not.Your babyloves asong thatis NSFWYou haveused your"baby" as anexcuse tocancel plans.You haveskipped pageshoping yourbaby wouldn'tnotice.You havediscovered anobject in anirrational placebecause yourbaby hid it.Your babydestroyedsomethingimportant to you &you kind of justwatched it happen.Your baby hasbefriended apet that doesnotreciprocate.You havespent $50+trying tosolve a sleepproblem.

LOADS OF FUN (and work)! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You have taken a picture of something gross for medical consultation.
  2. Your baby has a signature dance move.
  3. Your baby has a hilarious first word.
  4. You have invented a song for your baby and it would be truly embarrassing to sing it right now.
  5. You have caught youself reading one of your baby's books by yourself.
  6. Your baby has an inexplicable grudge against one person.
  7. Your baby has strong opinions about the vaccuum
  8. Your baby has a piece of clothing they've worn exactly once.
  9. Your baby has developed an intense relationship with a light fixture or appliance.
  10. You've Googled something crazy about babies but then wondered what it would do to your algorithm.
  11. You have left a restaurant before the food came.
  12. Your baby has a bizarre favorite object.
  13. You have done a victory dance upon successfully transferring your sleeping baby.
  14. Your baby loves a food that you historically refuse to eat.
  15. You have stopped at a store to buy diapers and then IMMEDIATELY change your baby in THAT bathroom.
  16. You have contrived a photoshoot merely of stuff people gave you to prove your child "loves" it.
  17. You have accidentally used your baby voice to an adult.
  18. Your baby has licked something in public that cannot be unlicked.
  19. You have pretended not to notice something on the floor b/c you CANNOT pick it up again.
  20. You have driven around for an extra 45 minutes just to keep your baby napping.
  21. You have sat on something to hide it from your baby.
  22. Your baby has stolen and consumed unauthorized food product.
  23. Your baby has appeared on a Zoon call unauthorized.
  24. Your baby has a bizarrely sophisticated favorite food.
  25. You have slept on the floor next to the crib.
  26. You have accidentally eaten something you were planning to feed the baby.
  27. You have sung a song more than 10x in one sitting.
  28. You have received really questionable advice...but then it worked.
  29. You have a parenting hack that you are irrationally proud of.
  30. Your baby has met a great grandparent.
  31. You have thrown away an entire outfit rather than deal with it...
  32. You have recited a children's book from memory.
  33. Your baby has learned to operate something they absolutely should not.
  34. Your baby loves a song that is NSFW
  35. You have used your "baby" as an excuse to cancel plans.
  36. You have skipped pages hoping your baby wouldn't notice.
  37. You have discovered an object in an irrational place because your baby hid it.
  38. Your baby destroyed something important to you & you kind of just watched it happen.
  39. Your baby has befriended a pet that does not reciprocate.
  40. You have spent $50+ trying to solve a sleep problem.