Your baby hasan inexplicablegrudge againstone person.Your babydestroyedsomethingimportant to you &you kind of justwatched it happen.Your baby haslearned tooperatesomething theyabsolutelyshould not.Your baby hasstolen andconsumedunauthorizedfood product.You haveinvented a songfor your baby andit would be trulyembarrassing tosing it right now.You haveaccidentallyused yourbaby voiceto an adult.Your babyhas ahilariousfirst word.Your babyhas a bizarrefavoriteobject.You haverecited achildren'sbook frommemory.Your babyloves a foodthat youhistoricallyrefuse to eat.You haveslept on thefloor nextto the crib.You havesung a songmore than10x in onesitting.You havecaught youselfreading one ofyour baby'sbooks byyourself.You havediscovered anobject in anirrational placebecause yourbaby hid it.Your baby hasbefriended apet that doesnotreciprocate.You have satonsomething tohide it fromyour baby.Your babyhas met agreatgrandparent.You havereceived reallyquestionableadvice...butthen it worked.Your baby hasdeveloped anintenserelationship witha light fixture orappliance.Your babyloves asong thatis NSFWYou have done avictory danceuponsuccessfullytransferring yoursleeping baby.You have lefta restaurantbefore thefood came.You havedriven aroundfor an extra 45minutes just tokeep your babynapping.Your babyhas strongopinionsabout thevaccuumYou havecontrived aphotoshoot merelyof stuff peoplegave you to proveyour child "loves"it.Your babyhas a pieceof clothingthey've wornexactly once.You haveaccidentallyeaten somethingyou wereplanning to feedthe baby.Your babyhas abizarrelysophisticatedfavorite food.Your baby haslickedsomething inpublic thatcannot beunlicked.You have aparentinghack that youare irrationallyproud of.You have takena picture ofsomethinggross formedicalconsultation.You havespent $50+trying tosolve a sleepproblem.You havepretended not tonotice somethingon the floor b/cyou CANNOTpick it up again.You have stoppedat a store to buydiapers and thenIMMEDIATELYchange your babyin THAT bathroom.You've Googledsomething crazyabout babies butthen wonderedwhat it would doto your algorithm.Your babyhas asignaturedance move.Your babyhas appearedon a Zooncallunauthorized.You haveskipped pageshoping yourbaby wouldn'tnotice.You havethrown awayan entire outfitrather thandeal with it...You haveused your"baby" as anexcuse tocancel plans.Your baby hasan inexplicablegrudge againstone person.Your babydestroyedsomethingimportant to you &you kind of justwatched it happen.Your baby haslearned tooperatesomething theyabsolutelyshould not.Your baby hasstolen andconsumedunauthorizedfood product.You haveinvented a songfor your baby andit would be trulyembarrassing tosing it right now.You haveaccidentallyused yourbaby voiceto an adult.Your babyhas ahilariousfirst word.Your babyhas a bizarrefavoriteobject.You haverecited achildren'sbook frommemory.Your babyloves a foodthat youhistoricallyrefuse to eat.You haveslept on thefloor nextto the crib.You havesung a songmore than10x in onesitting.You havecaught youselfreading one ofyour baby'sbooks byyourself.You havediscovered anobject in anirrational placebecause yourbaby hid it.Your baby hasbefriended apet that doesnotreciprocate.You have satonsomething tohide it fromyour baby.Your babyhas met agreatgrandparent.You havereceived reallyquestionableadvice...butthen it worked.Your baby hasdeveloped anintenserelationship witha light fixture orappliance.Your babyloves asong thatis NSFWYou have done avictory danceuponsuccessfullytransferring yoursleeping baby.You have lefta restaurantbefore thefood came.You havedriven aroundfor an extra 45minutes just tokeep your babynapping.Your babyhas strongopinionsabout thevaccuumYou havecontrived aphotoshoot merelyof stuff peoplegave you to proveyour child "loves"it.Your babyhas a pieceof clothingthey've wornexactly once.You haveaccidentallyeaten somethingyou wereplanning to feedthe baby.Your babyhas abizarrelysophisticatedfavorite food.Your baby haslickedsomething inpublic thatcannot beunlicked.You have aparentinghack that youare irrationallyproud of.You have takena picture ofsomethinggross formedicalconsultation.You havespent $50+trying tosolve a sleepproblem.You havepretended not tonotice somethingon the floor b/cyou CANNOTpick it up again.You have stoppedat a store to buydiapers and thenIMMEDIATELYchange your babyin THAT bathroom.You've Googledsomething crazyabout babies butthen wonderedwhat it would doto your algorithm.Your babyhas asignaturedance move.Your babyhas appearedon a Zooncallunauthorized.You haveskipped pageshoping yourbaby wouldn'tnotice.You havethrown awayan entire outfitrather thandeal with it...You haveused your"baby" as anexcuse tocancel plans.

LOADS OF FUN (and work)! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your baby has an inexplicable grudge against one person.
  2. Your baby destroyed something important to you & you kind of just watched it happen.
  3. Your baby has learned to operate something they absolutely should not.
  4. Your baby has stolen and consumed unauthorized food product.
  5. You have invented a song for your baby and it would be truly embarrassing to sing it right now.
  6. You have accidentally used your baby voice to an adult.
  7. Your baby has a hilarious first word.
  8. Your baby has a bizarre favorite object.
  9. You have recited a children's book from memory.
  10. Your baby loves a food that you historically refuse to eat.
  11. You have slept on the floor next to the crib.
  12. You have sung a song more than 10x in one sitting.
  13. You have caught youself reading one of your baby's books by yourself.
  14. You have discovered an object in an irrational place because your baby hid it.
  15. Your baby has befriended a pet that does not reciprocate.
  16. You have sat on something to hide it from your baby.
  17. Your baby has met a great grandparent.
  18. You have received really questionable advice...but then it worked.
  19. Your baby has developed an intense relationship with a light fixture or appliance.
  20. Your baby loves a song that is NSFW
  21. You have done a victory dance upon successfully transferring your sleeping baby.
  22. You have left a restaurant before the food came.
  23. You have driven around for an extra 45 minutes just to keep your baby napping.
  24. Your baby has strong opinions about the vaccuum
  25. You have contrived a photoshoot merely of stuff people gave you to prove your child "loves" it.
  26. Your baby has a piece of clothing they've worn exactly once.
  27. You have accidentally eaten something you were planning to feed the baby.
  28. Your baby has a bizarrely sophisticated favorite food.
  29. Your baby has licked something in public that cannot be unlicked.
  30. You have a parenting hack that you are irrationally proud of.
  31. You have taken a picture of something gross for medical consultation.
  32. You have spent $50+ trying to solve a sleep problem.
  33. You have pretended not to notice something on the floor b/c you CANNOT pick it up again.
  34. You have stopped at a store to buy diapers and then IMMEDIATELY change your baby in THAT bathroom.
  35. You've Googled something crazy about babies but then wondered what it would do to your algorithm.
  36. Your baby has a signature dance move.
  37. Your baby has appeared on a Zoon call unauthorized.
  38. You have skipped pages hoping your baby wouldn't notice.
  39. You have thrown away an entire outfit rather than deal with it...
  40. You have used your "baby" as an excuse to cancel plans.