You havesung a songmore than10x in onesitting.You havecontrived aphotoshoot merelyof stuff peoplegave you to proveyour child "loves"it.You have satonsomething tohide it fromyour baby.Your babyhas ahilariousfirst word.You havethrown awayan entire outfitrather thandeal with it...Your baby hasdeveloped anintenserelationship witha light fixture orappliance.Your baby haslickedsomething inpublic thatcannot beunlicked.You haveinvented a songfor your baby andit would be trulyembarrassing tosing it right now.You have aparentinghack that youare irrationallyproud of.Your baby haslearned tooperatesomething theyabsolutelyshould not.You haveused your"baby" as anexcuse tocancel plans.You havespent $50+trying tosolve a sleepproblem.You have takena picture ofsomethinggross formedicalconsultation.Your babyhas a bizarrefavoriteobject.You haverecited achildren'sbook frommemory.You havepretended not tonotice somethingon the floor b/cyou CANNOTpick it up again.Your babyhas met agreatgrandparent.You haveslept on thefloor nextto the crib.Your baby hasbefriended apet that doesnotreciprocate.Your baby hasan inexplicablegrudge againstone person.You have done avictory danceuponsuccessfullytransferring yoursleeping baby.You havecaught youselfreading one ofyour baby'sbooks byyourself.Your babydestroyedsomethingimportant to you &you kind of justwatched it happen.You have lefta restaurantbefore thefood came.You haveskipped pageshoping yourbaby wouldn'tnotice.You have stoppedat a store to buydiapers and thenIMMEDIATELYchange your babyin THAT bathroom.Your babyloves a foodthat youhistoricallyrefuse to eat.Your babyhas strongopinionsabout thevaccuumYou havediscovered anobject in anirrational placebecause yourbaby hid it.Your babyhas a pieceof clothingthey've wornexactly once.You havedriven aroundfor an extra 45minutes just tokeep your babynapping.Your babyloves asong thatis NSFWYour babyhas abizarrelysophisticatedfavorite food.Your baby hasstolen andconsumedunauthorizedfood product.Your babyhas asignaturedance move.Your babyhas appearedon a Zooncallunauthorized.You've Googledsomething crazyabout babies butthen wonderedwhat it would doto your algorithm.You haveaccidentallyeaten somethingyou wereplanning to feedthe baby.You haveaccidentallyused yourbaby voiceto an adult.You havereceived reallyquestionableadvice...butthen it worked.You havesung a songmore than10x in onesitting.You havecontrived aphotoshoot merelyof stuff peoplegave you to proveyour child "loves"it.You have satonsomething tohide it fromyour baby.Your babyhas ahilariousfirst word.You havethrown awayan entire outfitrather thandeal with it...Your baby hasdeveloped anintenserelationship witha light fixture orappliance.Your baby haslickedsomething inpublic thatcannot beunlicked.You haveinvented a songfor your baby andit would be trulyembarrassing tosing it right now.You have aparentinghack that youare irrationallyproud of.Your baby haslearned tooperatesomething theyabsolutelyshould not.You haveused your"baby" as anexcuse tocancel plans.You havespent $50+trying tosolve a sleepproblem.You have takena picture ofsomethinggross formedicalconsultation.Your babyhas a bizarrefavoriteobject.You haverecited achildren'sbook frommemory.You havepretended not tonotice somethingon the floor b/cyou CANNOTpick it up again.Your babyhas met agreatgrandparent.You haveslept on thefloor nextto the crib.Your baby hasbefriended apet that doesnotreciprocate.Your baby hasan inexplicablegrudge againstone person.You have done avictory danceuponsuccessfullytransferring yoursleeping baby.You havecaught youselfreading one ofyour baby'sbooks byyourself.Your babydestroyedsomethingimportant to you &you kind of justwatched it happen.You have lefta restaurantbefore thefood came.You haveskipped pageshoping yourbaby wouldn'tnotice.You have stoppedat a store to buydiapers and thenIMMEDIATELYchange your babyin THAT bathroom.Your babyloves a foodthat youhistoricallyrefuse to eat.Your babyhas strongopinionsabout thevaccuumYou havediscovered anobject in anirrational placebecause yourbaby hid it.Your babyhas a pieceof clothingthey've wornexactly once.You havedriven aroundfor an extra 45minutes just tokeep your babynapping.Your babyloves asong thatis NSFWYour babyhas abizarrelysophisticatedfavorite food.Your baby hasstolen andconsumedunauthorizedfood product.Your babyhas asignaturedance move.Your babyhas appearedon a Zooncallunauthorized.You've Googledsomething crazyabout babies butthen wonderedwhat it would doto your algorithm.You haveaccidentallyeaten somethingyou wereplanning to feedthe baby.You haveaccidentallyused yourbaby voiceto an adult.You havereceived reallyquestionableadvice...butthen it worked.

LOADS OF FUN (and work)! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You have sung a song more than 10x in one sitting.
  2. You have contrived a photoshoot merely of stuff people gave you to prove your child "loves" it.
  3. You have sat on something to hide it from your baby.
  4. Your baby has a hilarious first word.
  5. You have thrown away an entire outfit rather than deal with it...
  6. Your baby has developed an intense relationship with a light fixture or appliance.
  7. Your baby has licked something in public that cannot be unlicked.
  8. You have invented a song for your baby and it would be truly embarrassing to sing it right now.
  9. You have a parenting hack that you are irrationally proud of.
  10. Your baby has learned to operate something they absolutely should not.
  11. You have used your "baby" as an excuse to cancel plans.
  12. You have spent $50+ trying to solve a sleep problem.
  13. You have taken a picture of something gross for medical consultation.
  14. Your baby has a bizarre favorite object.
  15. You have recited a children's book from memory.
  16. You have pretended not to notice something on the floor b/c you CANNOT pick it up again.
  17. Your baby has met a great grandparent.
  18. You have slept on the floor next to the crib.
  19. Your baby has befriended a pet that does not reciprocate.
  20. Your baby has an inexplicable grudge against one person.
  21. You have done a victory dance upon successfully transferring your sleeping baby.
  22. You have caught youself reading one of your baby's books by yourself.
  23. Your baby destroyed something important to you & you kind of just watched it happen.
  24. You have left a restaurant before the food came.
  25. You have skipped pages hoping your baby wouldn't notice.
  26. You have stopped at a store to buy diapers and then IMMEDIATELY change your baby in THAT bathroom.
  27. Your baby loves a food that you historically refuse to eat.
  28. Your baby has strong opinions about the vaccuum
  29. You have discovered an object in an irrational place because your baby hid it.
  30. Your baby has a piece of clothing they've worn exactly once.
  31. You have driven around for an extra 45 minutes just to keep your baby napping.
  32. Your baby loves a song that is NSFW
  33. Your baby has a bizarrely sophisticated favorite food.
  34. Your baby has stolen and consumed unauthorized food product.
  35. Your baby has a signature dance move.
  36. Your baby has appeared on a Zoon call unauthorized.
  37. You've Googled something crazy about babies but then wondered what it would do to your algorithm.
  38. You have accidentally eaten something you were planning to feed the baby.
  39. You have accidentally used your baby voice to an adult.
  40. You have received really questionable advice...but then it worked.