Has noidea whata balloonweight is"Where isthe licensetagmachine?""Do I need thefood packet?"(When buyinga plant)"Can Ibuy roseshere?"Gives thewrongtime/datefor a funeral"Do theseflowersneedwater?""Can this bedeliveredimmediately?""Does thisplantneedlight?" "Do you fillthe balloonswithhelium?""Can youmake abouquetright now?""I bet thisis such afun job!""What areyou doing?"In regards toliterally ANYtask"Do you makethese here?"while watchingyou makearrangementsAsks forprettyflowers"Are thesereal?"(about thesilks)"Do yousellflowershere?""Do youneed anaddress?""Do youhave anytulips?""Does thisflower havea goodsmell?"Orders aspecificarrangementbut withcompletelydifferent flowers"I wantlong-lastingflowers""Can youmake thisexactarrangementbut fresher?"Commentson howpretty thescrap bucketis"Can I haveit wrapped?"AFTER it'salready inthe bagHas noidea whata balloonweight is"Where isthe licensetagmachine?""Do I need thefood packet?"(When buyinga plant)"Can Ibuy roseshere?"Gives thewrongtime/datefor a funeral"Do theseflowersneedwater?""Can this bedeliveredimmediately?""Does thisplantneedlight?" "Do you fillthe balloonswithhelium?""Can youmake abouquetright now?""I bet thisis such afun job!""What areyou doing?"In regards toliterally ANYtask"Do you makethese here?"while watchingyou makearrangementsAsks forprettyflowers"Are thesereal?"(about thesilks)"Do yousellflowershere?""Do youneed anaddress?""Do youhave anytulips?""Does thisflower havea goodsmell?"Orders aspecificarrangementbut withcompletelydifferent flowers"I wantlong-lastingflowers""Can youmake thisexactarrangementbut fresher?"Commentson howpretty thescrap bucketis"Can I haveit wrapped?"AFTER it'salready inthe bag

Dumbass Customer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Has no idea what a balloon weight is
  2. "Where is the license tag machine?"
  3. "Do I need the food packet?" (When buying a plant)
  4. "Can I buy roses here?"
  5. Gives the wrong time/date for a funeral
  6. "Do these flowers need water?"
  7. "Can this be delivered immediately?"
  8. "Does this plant need light?"
  9. "Do you fill the balloons with helium?"
  10. "Can you make a bouquet right now?"
  11. "I bet this is such a fun job!"
  12. "What are you doing?" In regards to literally ANY task
  13. "Do you make these here?" while watching you make arrangements
  14. Asks for pretty flowers
  15. "Are these real?" (about the silks)
  16. "Do you sell flowers here?"
  17. "Do you need an address?"
  18. "Do you have any tulips?"
  19. "Does this flower have a good smell?"
  20. Orders a specific arrangement but with completely different flowers
  21. "I want long-lasting flowers"
  22. "Can you make this exact arrangement but fresher?"
  23. Comments on how pretty the scrap bucket is
  24. "Can I have it wrapped?" AFTER it's already in the bag