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MOMMY GUILT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. FAILED TO CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF TODAY
  2. CONSUMED WINE AND SUSHI AFTER CONCEPTION
  3. YOGA PANTS AND BED HEAD AT PICKUP
  4. HID IN THE BATHROOM
  5. PURCHASED NON-ORGANIC PRODUCE
  6. THREW AWAY THEIR ARTWORK
  7. HAPPY MEALS FOR LUNCH
  8. YELLED
  9. PUT KID IN FORWARD FACING CARSEAT BEFORE AGE 2
  10. WON'T BUY THEM A PUPPY
  11. HAD AN EPIDURAL
  12. INCOMPLETE BABY BOOK
  13. USED TV AS BABYSITTER
  14. DISCONTINUED BREAST FEEDING BEFORE A YEAR
  15. STILL HAVEN'T LOST THE BABY WEIGHT
  16. BIRTHDAY WASN'T PINTEREST WORTHY
  17. FORGOT SCHOOL PICTURE DAY
  18. PHONE AT THE PARK
  19. CHILD IS STILL NOT POTTY TRAINED
  20. SCREEN TIME OF ANY KIND
  21. HIGH FRUCTOSE SYRUP IN THE HOME
  22. DIDN'T READ TO THEM TODAY
  23. PRESCHOOLER KNOWS A FOUR LETTER WORD
  24. WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME
  25. PIZZA FOR DINNER