No one gaveyoupermissionto disengageI’m justgettingblankstaresKneesurgery/ACLIt’s not like Itold you totalk about*shockingthing*Don’t explain it ina complicatedfashion - proceedsto explain it in acomplicatedfashionDeliveringa eulogyDiscussthatnowThis is abriefflirtation, nota marriageLooks at theceiling, pausesfor 10 seconds,says really bigwordsIt cannothappenagainTalk aboutwhy yourfriend isconfusedYou cantalk, it’s notlike we’reat a funeralIt’s Mr.O’ConnellstorytimeHemorrhoidsand toenailfungusLook atyourpapers,not at meDo itquickly,do it nowSee theforestthroughthe treesAre weclear?Just say Mr.O’Connellmade you doit/I’m theultimatescapegoatGradesare likeunderwearRepeatssomethingat least 5timesPut apin inthatI am/Youare agood boyThe dogpeed onyour ____Some of youare looking atme like I toldyou to makeme a sandwichThis isnon-negotiableNo one gaveyoupermissionto disengageI’m justgettingblankstaresKneesurgery/ACLIt’s not like Itold you totalk about*shockingthing*Don’t explain it ina complicatedfashion - proceedsto explain it in acomplicatedfashionDeliveringa eulogyDiscussthatnowThis is abriefflirtation, nota marriageLooks at theceiling, pausesfor 10 seconds,says really bigwordsIt cannothappenagainTalk aboutwhy yourfriend isconfusedYou cantalk, it’s notlike we’reat a funeralIt’s Mr.O’ConnellstorytimeHemorrhoidsand toenailfungusLook atyourpapers,not at meDo itquickly,do it nowSee theforestthroughthe treesAre weclear?Just say Mr.O’Connellmade you doit/I’m theultimatescapegoatGradesare likeunderwearRepeatssomethingat least 5timesPut apin inthatI am/Youare agood boyThe dogpeed onyour ____Some of youare looking atme like I toldyou to makeme a sandwichThis isnon-negotiable

Mr. O'Connell Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No one gave you permission to disengage
  2. I’m just getting blank stares
  3. Knee surgery/ACL
  4. It’s not like I told you to talk about *shocking thing*
  5. Don’t explain it in a complicated fashion - proceeds to explain it in a complicated fashion
  6. Delivering a eulogy
  7. Discuss that now
  8. This is a brief flirtation, not a marriage
  9. Looks at the ceiling, pauses for 10 seconds, says really big words
  10. It cannot happen again
  11. Talk about why your friend is confused
  12. You can talk, it’s not like we’re at a funeral
  13. It’s Mr. O’Connell storytime
  14. Hemorrhoids and toenail fungus
  15. Look at your papers, not at me
  16. Do it quickly, do it now
  17. See the forest through the trees
  18. Are we clear?
  19. Just say Mr. O’Connell made you do it/I’m the ultimate scapegoat
  20. Grades are like underwear
  21. Repeats something at least 5 times
  22. Put a pin in that
  23. I am/You are a good boy
  24. The dog peed on your ____
  25. Some of you are looking at me like I told you to make me a sandwich
  26. This is non-negotiable