ShippingtimewoesName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Bring uppreviouslyraised idea, geta radicallydifferentresponseInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingTruancy!Oh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkF*ckDotsUnreasonable/ weird DSOrequestLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkintravelingRomeo isa stealthInca Kolamarketer"On god"/"Frfr"/gen alphaism said bysomeone otherthan RomeoVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsResistanceto / deferralof trying toorganize athingImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaAkinappearsto beasleepDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaRomeoundergradactuallymade a slide"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Dave printsa whollyirrelevantmonstrosityRomeoapologizesAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneat"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadIssue withthe poolthis weekAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneReference tofallingbehind in labwork bc ofclassessomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"NewundergradabandonsprojectReferenceto ETHZurichMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Proposingname fornewprojectMysteriousundergradnobody hasseen beforearrivesAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Referenceto anAkin'sLawDSOghostsusReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againAkinswears!Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Relevantundergradmysteriouslyabsent[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressSpecifictech punor jokeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doStorytimewithDave!Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsShippingtimewoesName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Bring uppreviouslyraised idea, geta radicallydifferentresponseInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingTruancy!Oh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkF*ckDotsUnreasonable/ weird DSOrequestLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkintravelingRomeo isa stealthInca Kolamarketer"On god"/"Frfr"/gen alphaism said bysomeone otherthan RomeoVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsResistanceto / deferralof trying toorganize athingImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaAkinappearsto beasleepDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaRomeoundergradactuallymade a slide"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Dave printsa whollyirrelevantmonstrosityRomeoapologizesAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneat"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadIssue withthe poolthis weekAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneReference tofallingbehind in labwork bc ofclassessomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"NewundergradabandonsprojectReferenceto ETHZurichMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Proposingname fornewprojectMysteriousundergradnobody hasseen beforearrivesAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Referenceto anAkin'sLawDSOghostsusReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againAkinswears!Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Relevantundergradmysteriouslyabsent[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressSpecifictech punor jokeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doStorytimewithDave!Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robots

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 7.0 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Shipping time woes
  2. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  3. Bring up previously raised idea, get a radically different response
  4. Internal deadline slips further back!
  5. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  6. Truancy!
  7. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  8. F*ck Dots
  9. Unreasonable / weird DSO request
  10. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  11. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  12. Akin traveling
  13. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  14. "On god"/"Fr fr"/gen alpha ism said by someone other than Romeo
  15. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  16. Resistance to / deferral of trying to organize a thing
  17. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  18. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  19. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  20. Akin appears to be asleep
  21. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  22. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  23. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  24. Romeo undergrad actually made a slide
  25. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  26. Dave prints a wholly irrelevant monstrosity
  27. Romeo apologizes
  28. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  29. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  30. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  31. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  32. Issue with the pool this week
  33. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  34. Reference to falling behind in lab work bc of classes
  35. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  36. "How much money does this project have left?"
  37. New undergrad abandons project
  38. Reference to ETH Zurich
  39. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  40. Proposing name for new project
  41. Mysterious undergrad nobody has seen before arrives
  42. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  43. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  44. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  45. Reference to an Akin's Law
  46. DSO ghosts us
  47. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  48. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  49. Akin swears!
  50. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  51. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  52. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  53. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  54. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  55. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  56. Specific tech pun or joke
  57. New project that we don't have time to do
  58. Storytime with Dave!
  59. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots