Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”ChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleQuotesRichardRohrBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)StartsweepinguncontrollablyOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseySings -badly -from thepulpitMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRumiPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”ChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleQuotesRichardRohrBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)StartsweepinguncontrollablyOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseySings -badly -from thepulpitMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRumi

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  2. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  3. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  4. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  5. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  6. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  7. Quotes Richard Rohr
  8. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  9. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  10. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  11. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  12. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  13. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  14. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  15. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  16. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  17. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  18. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  19. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  20. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  21. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  22. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  23. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  24. Quotes Rumi