Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoQuotesRichardRohrMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"QuotesRumiMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarSermonlasts morethan 25minutesDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Sings -badly -from thepulpitChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)StartsweepinguncontrollablyUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoQuotesRichardRohrMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"QuotesRumiMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarSermonlasts morethan 25minutesDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Sings -badly -from thepulpitChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)StartsweepinguncontrollablyUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  2. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  3. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  4. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  5. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  6. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  7. Quotes Richard Rohr
  8. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  9. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  10. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  11. Quotes Rumi
  12. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  13. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  14. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  15. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  16. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  17. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  18. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  19. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  20. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  21. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  22. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  23. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  24. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"