Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Sings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRumiSermonlasts morethan 25minutesMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRichardRohrMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)StartsweepinguncontrollablyReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Sings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRumiSermonlasts morethan 25minutesMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRichardRohrMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)StartsweepinguncontrollablyReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  2. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  3. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  4. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  5. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  6. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  7. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  8. Quotes Rumi
  9. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  10. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  11. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  12. Quotes Richard Rohr
  13. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  14. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  15. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  16. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  17. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  18. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  19. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  20. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  21. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  22. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  23. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  24. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"