QuotesRichardRohrChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarSermonlasts morethan 25minutesStartsweepinguncontrollablyUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoQuotesRumiDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyQuotesRichardRohrChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarSermonlasts morethan 25minutesStartsweepinguncontrollablyUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoQuotesRumiDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbey

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quotes Richard Rohr
  2. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  3. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  4. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  5. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  6. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  7. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  8. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  9. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  10. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  11. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  12. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  13. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  14. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  15. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  16. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  17. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  18. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  19. Quotes Rumi
  20. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  21. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  22. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  23. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  24. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey