Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerSings -badly -from thepulpitOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRumiUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"StartsweepinguncontrollablyOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoQuotesRichardRohrChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerSings -badly -from thepulpitOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRumiUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"StartsweepinguncontrollablyOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoQuotesRichardRohrChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  2. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  3. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  4. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  5. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  6. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  7. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  8. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  9. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  10. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  11. Quotes Rumi
  12. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  13. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  14. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  15. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  16. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  17. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  18. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  19. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  20. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  21. Quotes Richard Rohr
  22. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  23. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  24. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!