Sings -badly -from thepulpitReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyQuotesRumiMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)QuotesRichardRohrStartsweepinguncontrollablySermonlasts morethan 25minutesChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BiblePreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerSings -badly -from thepulpitReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyQuotesRumiMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)QuotesRichardRohrStartsweepinguncontrollablySermonlasts morethan 25minutesChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BiblePreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfiller

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  2. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  3. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  4. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  5. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  6. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  7. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  8. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  9. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  10. Quotes Rumi
  11. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  12. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  13. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  14. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  15. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  16. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  17. Quotes Richard Rohr
  18. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  19. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  20. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  21. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  22. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  23. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  24. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler