Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"QuotesRichardRohrOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleSermonlasts morethan 25minutesBases entiresermon on amovie from1986MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,QuotesRumiChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionStartsweepinguncontrollablyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"QuotesRichardRohrOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleSermonlasts morethan 25minutesBases entiresermon on amovie from1986MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,QuotesRumiChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionStartsweepinguncontrollably

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  2. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  3. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  4. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  5. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  6. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  7. Quotes Richard Rohr
  8. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  9. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  10. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  11. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  12. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  13. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  14. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  15. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  16. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  17. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  18. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  19. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  20. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  21. Quotes Rumi
  22. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  23. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  24. Starts weeping uncontrollably