Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyStartsweepinguncontrollablyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,QuotesRichardRohrQuotesRumiSings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyStartsweepinguncontrollablyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,QuotesRichardRohrQuotesRumiSings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  2. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  3. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  4. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  5. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  6. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  7. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  8. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  9. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  10. Quotes Richard Rohr
  11. Quotes Rumi
  12. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  13. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  14. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  15. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  16. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  17. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  18. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  19. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  20. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  21. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  22. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  23. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  24. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"