Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoBases entiresermon on amovie from1986StartsweepinguncontrollablyUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,ChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyQuotesRumiMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitSermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoBases entiresermon on amovie from1986StartsweepinguncontrollablyUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,ChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyQuotesRumiMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpit

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  2. Quotes Richard Rohr
  3. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  4. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  5. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  6. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  7. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  8. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  9. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  10. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  11. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  12. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  13. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  14. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  15. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  16. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  17. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  18. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  19. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  20. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  21. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  22. Quotes Rumi
  23. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  24. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit