Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitQuotesRichardRohrSermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRumiSings -badly -from thepulpitEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"StartsweepinguncontrollablyReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitQuotesRichardRohrSermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRumiSings -badly -from thepulpitEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"StartsweepinguncontrollablyReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleRecyclessermonfrom 3years ago

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  2. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  3. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  4. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  5. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  6. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  7. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  8. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  9. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  10. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  11. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  12. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  13. Quotes Richard Rohr
  14. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  15. Quotes Rumi
  16. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  17. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  18. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  19. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  20. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  21. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  22. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  23. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  24. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago