QuotesRumiUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerSings -badly -from thepulpitUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”StartsweepinguncontrollablyOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"QuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,QuotesRumiUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerSings -badly -from thepulpitUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”StartsweepinguncontrollablyOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"QuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesMentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quotes Rumi
  2. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  3. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  4. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  5. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  6. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  7. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  8. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  9. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  10. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  11. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  12. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  13. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  14. Quotes Richard Rohr
  15. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  16. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  17. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  18. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  19. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  20. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  21. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  22. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  23. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  24. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,