ChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRichardRohrUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRumiEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Sings -badly -from thepulpitUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propStartsweepinguncontrollablyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRichardRohrUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"MentionsPicola in thepresence ofBishop Gayle,Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRumiEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Sings -badly -from thepulpitUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propStartsweepinguncontrollably

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  2. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  3. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  4. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  5. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  6. Quotes Richard Rohr
  7. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  8. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  9. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  10. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  11. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  12. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  13. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  14. Mentions Picola in the presence of Bishop Gayle,
  15. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  16. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  17. Quotes Rumi
  18. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  19. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  20. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  21. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  22. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  23. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  24. Starts weeping uncontrollably