Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleSings -badly -from thepulpitMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"StartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotesRichardRohrOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Quotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)QuotesRumiPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleSings -badly -from thepulpitMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"StartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotesRichardRohrOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Quotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)QuotesRumiPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  2. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  3. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  4. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  5. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  6. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  7. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  8. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  9. Quotes Richard Rohr
  10. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  11. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  12. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  13. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  14. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  15. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  16. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  17. Quotes Rumi
  18. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  19. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  20. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  21. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  22. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  23. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  24. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986