NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyBases entiresermon on amovie from1986StartsweepinguncontrollablyDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)QuotesRumiMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyBases entiresermon on amovie from1986StartsweepinguncontrollablyDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)QuotesRumiMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpit

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  2. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  3. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  4. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  5. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  6. Quotes Richard Rohr
  7. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  8. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  9. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  10. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  11. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  12. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  13. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  14. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  15. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  16. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  17. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  18. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  19. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  20. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  21. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  22. Quotes Rumi
  23. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  24. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit