MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesSings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"QuotesRichardRohrUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarStartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotesRumiEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesSings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"QuotesRichardRohrUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarStartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotesRumiEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  2. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  3. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  4. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  5. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  6. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  7. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  8. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  9. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  10. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  11. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  12. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  13. Quotes Richard Rohr
  14. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  15. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  16. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  17. Quotes Rumi
  18. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  19. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  20. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  21. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  22. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  23. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  24. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”