Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarSermonlasts morethan 25minutesOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseySings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRumiDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionQuotesRichardRohrStartsweepinguncontrollablyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoBases entiresermon on amovie from1986MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarSermonlasts morethan 25minutesOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseySings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRumiDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionQuotesRichardRohrStartsweepinguncontrollablyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoBases entiresermon on amovie from1986MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  2. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  3. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  4. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  5. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  6. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  7. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  8. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  9. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  10. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  11. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  12. Quotes Rumi
  13. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  14. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  15. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  16. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  17. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  18. Quotes Richard Rohr
  19. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  20. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  21. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  22. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  23. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  24. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!