Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoStartsweepinguncontrollablyDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Sings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRumiNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesQuotesRichardRohrMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoStartsweepinguncontrollablyDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Sings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSermonlasts morethan 25minutesQuotesRumiNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesQuotesRichardRohrMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the Bible

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  2. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  3. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  4. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  5. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  6. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  7. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  8. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  9. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  10. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  11. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  12. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  13. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  14. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  15. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  16. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  17. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  18. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  19. Quotes Rumi
  20. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  21. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  22. Quotes Richard Rohr
  23. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  24. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible