QuotesRumiQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresySings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRichardRohrNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerStartsweepinguncontrollablyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesQuotesRumiQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresySings -badly -from thepulpitQuotesRichardRohrNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerStartsweepinguncontrollablyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimes

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quotes Rumi
  2. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  3. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  4. Quotes Richard Rohr
  5. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  6. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  7. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  8. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  9. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  10. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  11. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  12. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  13. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  14. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  15. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  16. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  17. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  18. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  19. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  20. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  21. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  22. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  23. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  24. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times