Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"QuotesRumiRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Sings -badly -from thepulpitDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySermonlasts morethan 25minutesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitStartsweepinguncontrollablyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyQuotesRichardRohrChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Quotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"QuotesRumiRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Sings -badly -from thepulpitDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySermonlasts morethan 25minutesEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitStartsweepinguncontrollablyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyQuotesRichardRohrChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Quotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresy

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  2. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  3. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  4. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  5. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  6. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  7. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  8. Quotes Rumi
  9. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  10. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  11. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  12. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  13. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  14. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  15. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  16. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  17. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  18. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  19. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  20. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  21. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  22. Quotes Richard Rohr
  23. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  24. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy