Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propStartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoSings -badly -from thepulpitUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotesRumiBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”QuotesRichardRohrOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propStartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoSings -badly -from thepulpitUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotesRumiBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”QuotesRichardRohrOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  2. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  3. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  4. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  5. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  6. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  7. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  8. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  9. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  10. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  11. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  12. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  13. Quotes Rumi
  14. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  15. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  16. Quotes Richard Rohr
  17. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  18. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  19. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  20. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  21. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  22. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  23. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  24. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)