MentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”QuotesRichardRohrOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986QuotesRumiRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"StartsweepinguncontrollablyDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesSermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Disregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”QuotesRichardRohrOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propSings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986QuotesRumiRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"StartsweepinguncontrollablyDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesSermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresy

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  2. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  3. Quotes Richard Rohr
  4. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  5. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  6. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  7. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  8. Quotes Rumi
  9. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  10. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  11. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  12. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  13. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  14. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  15. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  16. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  17. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  18. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  19. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  20. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  21. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  22. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  23. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  24. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy