Quotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyStartsweepinguncontrollablySermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BiblePreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRumiQuotesRichardRohrUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Sings -badly -from thepulpitQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyStartsweepinguncontrollablySermonlasts morethan 25minutesUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BiblePreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarQuotesRumiQuotesRichardRohrUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Sings -badly -from thepulpit

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  2. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  3. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  4. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  5. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  6. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  7. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  8. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  9. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  10. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  11. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  12. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  13. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  14. Quotes Rumi
  15. Quotes Richard Rohr
  16. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  17. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  18. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  19. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  20. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  21. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  22. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  23. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  24. Sings - badly - from the pulpit