QuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitSings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotesRumiDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySermonlasts morethan 25minutesMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoStartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyQuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitSings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarEnds sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotesRumiDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySermonlasts morethan 25minutesMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Bases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoStartsweepinguncontrollablyQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyUses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New Jersey

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quotes Richard Rohr
  2. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  3. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  4. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  5. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  6. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  7. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  8. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  9. Quotes Rumi
  10. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  11. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  12. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  13. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  14. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  15. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  16. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  17. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  18. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  19. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  20. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  21. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  22. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  23. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  24. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey