Recyclessermonfrom 3years agoNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyQuotesRichardRohrQuotesRumiReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyStartsweepinguncontrollablySings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoNevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Doesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyQuotesRichardRohrQuotesRumiReference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeyUses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesUsesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Overly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"Uses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Uses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Sermonlasts morethan 25minutesBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseyStartsweepinguncontrollablySings -badly -from thepulpitPreacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitar

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  2. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  3. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  4. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  5. Quotes Richard Rohr
  6. Quotes Rumi
  7. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  8. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  9. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  10. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  11. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  12. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  13. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  14. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  15. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  16. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  17. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  18. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  19. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  20. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  21. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  22. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  23. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  24. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar