Oversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propStartsweepinguncontrollablyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseySermonlasts morethan 25minutesOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"ChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesQuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyQuotesRumiOversharingfamilydysfunctionfrom thepulpitUses "radical"as a modifierto words like"hospitality"and "welcome"Preacher(other thanBishop Bud)whips outguitarRecyclessermonfrom 3years agoDisregardslectionary topreach onsomething“more relevant”Usesirrelevant andvaguelyinapropriatesermon propStartsweepinguncontrollablyMentionsBaptismalCovenant - butonly part about"respecting thedignity of everyhuman being"NevermentionsJesus Christ- not once!Uses stainedglass voiceevoking LambethPalace eventhough preacher isfrom New JerseySermonlasts morethan 25minutesOverly vaguereferences to"love" and"loving"ChannelsBiblical figureby awkwardlygiving sermon"in character"Reference to“DiocesanMissionStrategy,”(phases 1 to19)Uses thephrase "Letus..." multipletimesQuotesRichardRohrDoesn'tactually referto anythingin the BibleUses the word"missional"withoutofferingdefinitionReference toNPR and/orDowntonAbbeySings -badly -from thepulpitBases entiresermon on amovie from1986Ends sermonwith a prayernot for spiritualreasons but asfillerQuotes hereticaltheologian and/oradvocatesdebunked 3rdcentury heresyQuotesRumi

DioMass Sermon Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oversharing family dysfunction from the pulpit
  2. Uses "radical" as a modifier to words like "hospitality" and "welcome"
  3. Preacher (other than Bishop Bud) whips out guitar
  4. Recycles sermon from 3 years ago
  5. Disregards lectionary to preach on something “more relevant”
  6. Uses irrelevant and vaguely inapropriate sermon prop
  7. Starts weeping uncontrollably
  8. Mentions Baptismal Covenant - but only part about "respecting the dignity of every human being"
  9. Never mentions Jesus Christ - not once!
  10. Uses stained glass voice evoking Lambeth Palace even though preacher is from New Jersey
  11. Sermon lasts more than 25 minutes
  12. Overly vague references to "love" and "loving"
  13. Channels Biblical figure by awkwardly giving sermon "in character"
  14. Reference to “Diocesan Mission Strategy,” (phases 1 to 19)
  15. Uses the phrase "Let us..." multiple times
  16. Quotes Richard Rohr
  17. Doesn't actually refer to anything in the Bible
  18. Uses the word "missional" without offering definition
  19. Reference to NPR and/or Downton Abbey
  20. Sings - badly - from the pulpit
  21. Bases entire sermon on a movie from 1986
  22. Ends sermon with a prayer not for spiritual reasons but as filler
  23. Quotes heretical theologian and/or advocates debunked 3rd century heresy
  24. Quotes Rumi