Bashes Apple Tells how you avoid paying taxes Tells you a story you've already heard Praises a member in another department Sh*t posts on F.book from any Boreal Bathroom Rides his motorbike to work Asks if you want anything from Costco Disses B. Sanders or H. Clinton Makes a reference to Star Wars Asks if you want coffee in a.m. Says "good value" Points out a nerdy reference on t-shirt or outfit Finds a new way to stick it to the gov' Says "asinine" Posts Facebook about Trudeau/Lib Sends or CC's you an email after midnight Mentions Nicholas Cage Get asked where he is by 4 different people Consumes at least 3 caffeine drinks in a day Posts on Facebook about Notely/NDP Complains audibly about the gov'ment Bashes Samsung phone Has more than 2 meetings in a day Yells at his computer Bashes Apple Tells how you avoid paying taxes Tells you a story you've already heard Praises a member in another department Sh*t posts on F.book from any Boreal Bathroom Rides his motorbike to work Asks if you want anything from Costco Disses B. Sanders or H. Clinton Makes a reference to Star Wars Asks if you want coffee in a.m. Says "good value" Points out a nerdy reference on t-shirt or outfit Finds a new way to stick it to the gov' Says "asinine" Posts Facebook about Trudeau/Lib Sends or CC's you an email after midnight Mentions Nicholas Cage Get asked where he is by 4 different people Consumes at least 3 caffeine drinks in a day Posts on Facebook about Notely/NDP Complains audibly about the gov'ment Bashes Samsung phone Has more than 2 meetings in a day Yells at his computer
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Bashes Apple
Tells how you avoid paying taxes
Tells you a story you've already heard
Praises a member in another department
Sh*t posts on F.book from any Boreal Bathroom
Rides his motorbike to work
Asks if you want anything from Costco
Disses B. Sanders or H. Clinton
Makes a reference to Star Wars
Asks if you want coffee in a.m.
Says
"good value"
Points out a nerdy reference on t-shirt or outfit
Finds a new way to stick it to the gov'
Says "asinine"
Posts Facebook about Trudeau/Lib
Sends or CC's you an email after midnight
Mentions Nicholas Cage
Get asked where he is by 4 different people
Consumes at least 3 caffeine drinks in a day
Posts on Facebook about Notely/NDP
Complains audibly about the gov'ment
Bashes Samsung phone
Has more than 2 meetings in a day
Yells at his computer
