You realizesome of thedialogue isreally, reallybad.You’re proud ofyourselfbecause youknow it’s calledthe MilleniumFalcon.You realize thatHarrison Ford is 74years old and yetyou’d still make outwith him if you methim in a dark alley.Some oneasks aboutPrincessLeia’s goldbikini.You realizethe acting issometimesreally bad.Some oneasks whereSpock fitsinto the story.You ask the host asimple questionrequiring a simpleexplanation, butget the really longexplanationinstead.HarrisonFord issexy.DarthVader killssomeone.You aremomentarilyimpressed bysome specialeffect made in1977.Some oneasksaboutYoda.You realizethat there’sactually asmall man inR2-D2.Wait, isn’t thatthe same guywho playsIndianaJones?You think to yourself,“this is stupid” butyou don’t sayanything aloud sothat you don’t hurtthe host’s feelings.You recognize ascene that you’veseen countless timesout of context, andnow you finallyunderstand whatyou’re seeing.Someonemakes alightsaberhummingnoise.Someone otherthan the hostwears a StarWars t-shirt tothe viewing.You rememberthat Carrie Fisherdied over thewinter, andsuddenly you feelbad about it.LukeSkywalkersayssomethingwhiny.The host apologizes fora scene because herealizes how awkward itactually is now that he’swatching it with otherpeople who aren’tobsessed with themovie like he is.Ooo! It’sthe DeathStar!Acharacterloses alimb.A charactersays, “Maythe Force bewith you.”Someone in theroom quotes a linefrom the movie andpeople think it’s cutebecause it’s only thefirst time it’shappened.Wait,did hejust die?You realizesome of thedialogue isreally, reallybad.You’re proud ofyourselfbecause youknow it’s calledthe MilleniumFalcon.You realize thatHarrison Ford is 74years old and yetyou’d still make outwith him if you methim in a dark alley.Some oneasks aboutPrincessLeia’s goldbikini.You realizethe acting issometimesreally bad.Some oneasks whereSpock fitsinto the story.You ask the host asimple questionrequiring a simpleexplanation, butget the really longexplanationinstead.HarrisonFord issexy.DarthVader killssomeone.You aremomentarilyimpressed bysome specialeffect made in1977.Some oneasksaboutYoda.You realizethat there’sactually asmall man inR2-D2.Wait, isn’t thatthe same guywho playsIndianaJones?You think to yourself,“this is stupid” butyou don’t sayanything aloud sothat you don’t hurtthe host’s feelings.You recognize ascene that you’veseen countless timesout of context, andnow you finallyunderstand whatyou’re seeing.Someonemakes alightsaberhummingnoise.Someone otherthan the hostwears a StarWars t-shirt tothe viewing.You rememberthat Carrie Fisherdied over thewinter, andsuddenly you feelbad about it.LukeSkywalkersayssomethingwhiny.The host apologizes fora scene because herealizes how awkward itactually is now that he’swatching it with otherpeople who aren’tobsessed with themovie like he is.Ooo! It’sthe DeathStar!Acharacterloses alimb.A charactersays, “Maythe Force bewith you.”Someone in theroom quotes a linefrom the movie andpeople think it’s cutebecause it’s only thefirst time it’shappened.Wait,did hejust die?

Star Wars: A New Hope Viewing Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You realize some of the dialogue is really, really bad.
  2. You’re proud of yourself because you know it’s called the Millenium Falcon.
  3. You realize that Harrison Ford is 74 years old and yet you’d still make out with him if you met him in a dark alley.
  4. Some one asks about Princess Leia’s gold bikini.
  5. You realize the acting is sometimes really bad.
  6. Some one asks where Spock fits into the story.
  7. You ask the host a simple question requiring a simple explanation, but get the really long explanation instead.
  8. Harrison Ford is sexy.
  9. Darth Vader kills someone.
  10. You are momentarily impressed by some special effect made in 1977.
  11. Some one asks about Yoda.
  12. You realize that there’s actually a small man in R2-D2.
  13. Wait, isn’t that the same guy who plays Indiana Jones?
  14. You think to yourself, “this is stupid” but you don’t say anything aloud so that you don’t hurt the host’s feelings.
  15. You recognize a scene that you’ve seen countless times out of context, and now you finally understand what you’re seeing.
  16. Someone makes a lightsaber humming noise.
  17. Someone other than the host wears a Star Wars t-shirt to the viewing.
  18. You remember that Carrie Fisher died over the winter, and suddenly you feel bad about it.
  19. Luke Skywalker says something whiny.
  20. The host apologizes for a scene because he realizes how awkward it actually is now that he’s watching it with other people who aren’t obsessed with the movie like he is.
  21. Ooo! It’s the Death Star!
  22. A character loses a limb.
  23. A character says, “May the Force be with you.”
  24. Someone in the room quotes a line from the movie and people think it’s cute because it’s only the first time it’s happened.
  25. Wait, did he just die?