You realize thatHarrison Ford is 74years old and yetyou’d still make outwith him if you methim in a dark alley.Some oneasks whereSpock fitsinto the story.DarthVader killssomeone.Wait,did hejust die?Wait, isn’t thatthe same guywho playsIndianaJones?Someone otherthan the hostwears a StarWars t-shirt tothe viewing.The host apologizes fora scene because herealizes how awkward itactually is now that he’swatching it with otherpeople who aren’tobsessed with themovie like he is.You recognize ascene that you’veseen countless timesout of context, andnow you finallyunderstand whatyou’re seeing.Someonemakes alightsaberhummingnoise.Ooo! It’sthe DeathStar!HarrisonFord issexy.Acharacterloses alimb.You aremomentarilyimpressed bysome specialeffect made in1977.LukeSkywalkersayssomethingwhiny.You’re proud ofyourselfbecause youknow it’s calledthe MilleniumFalcon.Some oneasksaboutYoda.Someone in theroom quotes a linefrom the movie andpeople think it’s cutebecause it’s only thefirst time it’shappened.A charactersays, “Maythe Force bewith you.”Some oneasks aboutPrincessLeia’s goldbikini.You realizethat there’sactually asmall man inR2-D2.You realizethe acting issometimesreally bad.You ask the host asimple questionrequiring a simpleexplanation, butget the really longexplanationinstead.You think to yourself,“this is stupid” butyou don’t sayanything aloud sothat you don’t hurtthe host’s feelings.You rememberthat Carrie Fisherdied over thewinter, andsuddenly you feelbad about it.You realizesome of thedialogue isreally, reallybad.You realize thatHarrison Ford is 74years old and yetyou’d still make outwith him if you methim in a dark alley.Some oneasks whereSpock fitsinto the story.DarthVader killssomeone.Wait,did hejust die?Wait, isn’t thatthe same guywho playsIndianaJones?Someone otherthan the hostwears a StarWars t-shirt tothe viewing.The host apologizes fora scene because herealizes how awkward itactually is now that he’swatching it with otherpeople who aren’tobsessed with themovie like he is.You recognize ascene that you’veseen countless timesout of context, andnow you finallyunderstand whatyou’re seeing.Someonemakes alightsaberhummingnoise.Ooo! It’sthe DeathStar!HarrisonFord issexy.Acharacterloses alimb.You aremomentarilyimpressed bysome specialeffect made in1977.LukeSkywalkersayssomethingwhiny.You’re proud ofyourselfbecause youknow it’s calledthe MilleniumFalcon.Some oneasksaboutYoda.Someone in theroom quotes a linefrom the movie andpeople think it’s cutebecause it’s only thefirst time it’shappened.A charactersays, “Maythe Force bewith you.”Some oneasks aboutPrincessLeia’s goldbikini.You realizethat there’sactually asmall man inR2-D2.You realizethe acting issometimesreally bad.You ask the host asimple questionrequiring a simpleexplanation, butget the really longexplanationinstead.You think to yourself,“this is stupid” butyou don’t sayanything aloud sothat you don’t hurtthe host’s feelings.You rememberthat Carrie Fisherdied over thewinter, andsuddenly you feelbad about it.You realizesome of thedialogue isreally, reallybad.

Star Wars: A New Hope Viewing Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You realize that Harrison Ford is 74 years old and yet you’d still make out with him if you met him in a dark alley.
  2. Some one asks where Spock fits into the story.
  3. Darth Vader kills someone.
  4. Wait, did he just die?
  5. Wait, isn’t that the same guy who plays Indiana Jones?
  6. Someone other than the host wears a Star Wars t-shirt to the viewing.
  7. The host apologizes for a scene because he realizes how awkward it actually is now that he’s watching it with other people who aren’t obsessed with the movie like he is.
  8. You recognize a scene that you’ve seen countless times out of context, and now you finally understand what you’re seeing.
  9. Someone makes a lightsaber humming noise.
  10. Ooo! It’s the Death Star!
  11. Harrison Ford is sexy.
  12. A character loses a limb.
  13. You are momentarily impressed by some special effect made in 1977.
  14. Luke Skywalker says something whiny.
  15. You’re proud of yourself because you know it’s called the Millenium Falcon.
  16. Some one asks about Yoda.
  17. Someone in the room quotes a line from the movie and people think it’s cute because it’s only the first time it’s happened.
  18. A character says, “May the Force be with you.”
  19. Some one asks about Princess Leia’s gold bikini.
  20. You realize that there’s actually a small man in R2-D2.
  21. You realize the acting is sometimes really bad.
  22. You ask the host a simple question requiring a simple explanation, but get the really long explanation instead.
  23. You think to yourself, “this is stupid” but you don’t say anything aloud so that you don’t hurt the host’s feelings.
  24. You remember that Carrie Fisher died over the winter, and suddenly you feel bad about it.
  25. You realize some of the dialogue is really, really bad.