(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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You see a past crush, OR a play catch up w/ a past schoolmate who is perfectly married w/ kid(s).
Someone mentions the bridesmaid cliché.
The inevitable sad moment hits you and you forgot it would. POINTS: 1000 if you
"You're next!"
There is a couples dance. POINTS: Billion points if you participate
Someone mentions you need to catch the bouquet.
The conversation becomes awkward, because you're the single one, OR not married, OR you don't have kids.
Dance with a kid!
"Are you married?" POINTS: Billion if you take a long drink before you answer them.
Dance with an elderly person!
Leave the wedding reception hall to see what people are doing outside, or in the parking lot, or another room.
"So when's this going to be you?" POINTS: 1000, just for the question. Billion if you say, "Never."
You realize you are actually having fun, and it isn't as awkward as you think.
Someone gives you an example of a "single person" they know.
You mom, dad, or someone tries to explain your singleness-ness, by bragging, or excuses.
Someone tells you they wish they were single again, you know it's just for your benefit.
"Maybe you'll meet someone here." POINTS 1000 if they actually mention someone to you. 5000 if you meet them. Billion points if it's your mom (or dad) that says it.
"Do you have children?"
"So why aren't you married?" "what's your type?" "are your standards to high?" "are you too picky?"
"Are you here with anyone?"
How does it feel that your brother is getting married?
Build a cootie-catcher. POINTS: 5000 if you play with a kid.
Participate in the bouquet toss. POINTS: Billion if caught.
You win the whole game with blackout bingo and 10 billion points if you find a unicorn and text me a pic!"