A runnerappearsdrunkand/or highCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assA run getseuthanized#MAGA30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamWorldRecordRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANAA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamAn obscureas shit gametops Twitchviewership60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunSomeoneproposeson streamA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Photos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesHalf therunners ina race failto finishSomeonecries onstreamTwoMillionAnimebody-pillow onthe couchSomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsDisgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupRun endsdue tohardwarefailureDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCF"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateEventdramaunfolds overpastebinSomeonegets bannedfrom theeventAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyA JoJorefferenceKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!A runnerappearsdrunkand/or highCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assA run getseuthanized#MAGA30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamWorldRecordRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANAA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamAn obscureas shit gametops Twitchviewership60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunSomeoneproposeson streamA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Photos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesHalf therunners ina race failto finishSomeonecries onstreamTwoMillionAnimebody-pillow onthe couchSomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsDisgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupRun endsdue tohardwarefailureDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCF"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateEventdramaunfolds overpastebinSomeonegets bannedfrom theeventAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyA JoJorefferenceKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!

The Something Awful SGDQ 2K17 Official Bingo Sheet - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A runner appears drunk and/or high
  2. Commercial for a Tinybuild game that DOES NOT look like ass
  3. A run gets euthanized
  4. #MAGA
  5. 30+ minute run where no shitty puns are made on stream
  6. World Record
  7. Runner threatens to kill himself and/or the audience on stream
  8. A goon mans up and challenges Strangelove to Trial By DAIKATANA
  9. A goon loses their shit after getting memed on too hard
  10. Announcer pronounces "Médecins Sans Frontières" correctly
  11. Goon freaks out over an innocent joke made on stream
  12. An obscure as shit game tops Twitch viewership
  13. 60+ minute run where no one on the couch talks past 5 minute mark
  14. Using noclip in order to salvage a run
  15. Someone proposes on stream
  16. A runner bangs another runner's wife
  17. The thread goes 24 hours without someone complaining about "gross nerds"
  18. Photos emerge of runners engaged in homoerotic activities
  19. Half the runners in a race fail to finish
  20. Someone cries on stream
  21. Two Million
  22. Anime body-pillow on the couch
  23. Someone breaks an expensive piece of equipment on stream
  24. disgruntled attendee makes impotent legal threats
  25. Disgruntled attendee says he'll start his own GDQ
  26. Otherwise good run ruined by terrible audio setup
  27. Run ends due to hardware failure
  28. Donation message with a cancer story, despite SGQD not benefiting PCF
  29. "Greetings from" a country partially controlled by the Islamic State
  30. Event drama unfolds over pastebin
  31. Someone gets banned from the event
  32. Announcer pronounces "hype" correctly
  33. A JoJo refference
  34. KILL! KILL! KILL THE ANIMALS!