Someonecries onstreamDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFRun endsdue tohardwarefailureA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyA run getseuthanizedSomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamSomeonegets bannedfrom theevent"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateDisgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Half therunners ina race failto finishA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunA JoJorefferenceWorldRecordSomeoneproposeson stream#MAGATwoMillionEventdramaunfolds overpastebin60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markPhotos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivities30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Runnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamAnimebody-pillow onthe couchGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANAOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlySomeonecries onstreamDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFRun endsdue tohardwarefailureA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyA run getseuthanizedSomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamSomeonegets bannedfrom theevent"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateDisgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Half therunners ina race failto finishA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunA JoJorefferenceWorldRecordSomeoneproposeson stream#MAGATwoMillionEventdramaunfolds overpastebin60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markPhotos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivities30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Runnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamAnimebody-pillow onthe couchGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANAOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctly

The Something Awful SGDQ 2K17 Official Bingo Sheet - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone cries on stream
  2. Donation message with a cancer story, despite SGQD not benefiting PCF
  3. Run ends due to hardware failure
  4. A goon loses their shit after getting memed on too hard
  5. Announcer pronounces "hype" correctly
  6. A run gets euthanized
  7. Someone breaks an expensive piece of equipment on stream
  8. Someone gets banned from the event
  9. "Greetings from" a country partially controlled by the Islamic State
  10. Disgruntled attendee says he'll start his own GDQ
  11. disgruntled attendee makes impotent legal threats
  12. KILL! KILL! KILL THE ANIMALS!
  13. Half the runners in a race fail to finish
  14. A runner bangs another runner's wife
  15. Commercial for a Tinybuild game that DOES NOT look like ass
  16. A runner appears drunk and/or high
  17. An obscure as shit game tops Twitch viewership
  18. Using noclip in order to salvage a run
  19. A JoJo refference
  20. World Record
  21. Someone proposes on stream
  22. #MAGA
  23. Two Million
  24. Event drama unfolds over pastebin
  25. 60+ minute run where no one on the couch talks past 5 minute mark
  26. Photos emerge of runners engaged in homoerotic activities
  27. 30+ minute run where no shitty puns are made on stream
  28. The thread goes 24 hours without someone complaining about "gross nerds"
  29. Runner threatens to kill himself and/or the audience on stream
  30. Anime body-pillow on the couch
  31. Goon freaks out over an innocent joke made on stream
  32. A goon mans up and challenges Strangelove to Trial By DAIKATANA
  33. Otherwise good run ruined by terrible audio setup
  34. Announcer pronounces "Médecins Sans Frontières" correctly