Commercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Someonegets bannedfrom theeventA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeWorldRecordA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANASomeoneproposeson stream"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamSomeonecries onstreamOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupEventdramaunfolds overpastebinAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyHalf therunners ina race failto finishKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Disgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunPhotos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipRun endsdue tohardwarefailure30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamA JoJorefferenceA run getseuthanizedA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAnimebody-pillow onthe couchdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreats#MAGASomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstream60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markTwoMillionCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Someonegets bannedfrom theeventA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeWorldRecordA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANASomeoneproposeson stream"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamSomeonecries onstreamOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupEventdramaunfolds overpastebinAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyHalf therunners ina race failto finishKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Disgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunPhotos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipRun endsdue tohardwarefailure30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamA JoJorefferenceA run getseuthanizedA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAnimebody-pillow onthe couchdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreats#MAGASomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstream60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markTwoMillion

The Something Awful SGDQ 2K17 Official Bingo Sheet - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
  1. Commercial for a Tinybuild game that DOES NOT look like ass
  2. The thread goes 24 hours without someone complaining about "gross nerds"
  3. Someone gets banned from the event
  4. A runner bangs another runner's wife
  5. World Record
  6. A goon mans up and challenges Strangelove to Trial By DAIKATANA
  7. Someone proposes on stream
  8. "Greetings from" a country partially controlled by the Islamic State
  9. Goon freaks out over an innocent joke made on stream
  10. Someone cries on stream
  11. Otherwise good run ruined by terrible audio setup
  12. Event drama unfolds over pastebin
  13. Announcer pronounces "Médecins Sans Frontières" correctly
  14. Half the runners in a race fail to finish
  15. KILL! KILL! KILL THE ANIMALS!
  16. Disgruntled attendee says he'll start his own GDQ
  17. Announcer pronounces "hype" correctly
  18. Runner threatens to kill himself and/or the audience on stream
  19. Donation message with a cancer story, despite SGQD not benefiting PCF
  20. Using noclip in order to salvage a run
  21. Photos emerge of runners engaged in homoerotic activities
  22. An obscure as shit game tops Twitch viewership
  23. Run ends due to hardware failure
  24. 30+ minute run where no shitty puns are made on stream
  25. A JoJo refference
  26. A run gets euthanized
  27. A runner appears drunk and/or high
  28. A goon loses their shit after getting memed on too hard
  29. Anime body-pillow on the couch
  30. disgruntled attendee makes impotent legal threats
  31. #MAGA
  32. Someone breaks an expensive piece of equipment on stream
  33. 60+ minute run where no one on the couch talks past 5 minute mark
  34. Two Million