Eventdramaunfolds overpastebinA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipRun endsdue tohardwarefailureA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeA run getseuthanizedTwoMillionDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"#MAGAAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Photos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesSomeonecries onstreamHalf therunners ina race failto finishUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunAnimebody-pillow onthe couchA JoJorefference30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assSomeonegets bannedfrom theeventSomeoneproposeson streamSomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highWorldRecord60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANAdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon stream"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamDisgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQEventdramaunfolds overpastebinA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohardAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipRun endsdue tohardwarefailureA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifeA run getseuthanizedTwoMillionDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"#MAGAAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Photos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesSomeonecries onstreamHalf therunners ina race failto finishUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunAnimebody-pillow onthe couchA JoJorefference30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlyOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetupCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assSomeonegets bannedfrom theeventSomeoneproposeson streamSomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highWorldRecord60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANAdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon stream"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamDisgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQ

The Something Awful SGDQ 2K17 Official Bingo Sheet - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Event drama unfolds over pastebin
  2. A goon loses their shit after getting memed on too hard
  3. An obscure as shit game tops Twitch viewership
  4. Run ends due to hardware failure
  5. A runner bangs another runner's wife
  6. A run gets euthanized
  7. Two Million
  8. Donation message with a cancer story, despite SGQD not benefiting PCF
  9. The thread goes 24 hours without someone complaining about "gross nerds"
  10. #MAGA
  11. Announcer pronounces "Médecins Sans Frontières" correctly
  12. KILL! KILL! KILL THE ANIMALS!
  13. Photos emerge of runners engaged in homoerotic activities
  14. Someone cries on stream
  15. Half the runners in a race fail to finish
  16. Using noclip in order to salvage a run
  17. Anime body-pillow on the couch
  18. A JoJo refference
  19. 30+ minute run where no shitty puns are made on stream
  20. Announcer pronounces "hype" correctly
  21. Otherwise good run ruined by terrible audio setup
  22. Commercial for a Tinybuild game that DOES NOT look like ass
  23. Someone gets banned from the event
  24. Someone proposes on stream
  25. Someone breaks an expensive piece of equipment on stream
  26. A runner appears drunk and/or high
  27. World Record
  28. 60+ minute run where no one on the couch talks past 5 minute mark
  29. A goon mans up and challenges Strangelove to Trial By DAIKATANA
  30. disgruntled attendee makes impotent legal threats
  31. Runner threatens to kill himself and/or the audience on stream
  32. "Greetings from" a country partially controlled by the Islamic State
  33. Goon freaks out over an innocent joke made on stream
  34. Disgruntled attendee says he'll start his own GDQ