Commercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assWorldRecordKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Disgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Animebody-pillow onthe couchAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highA run getseuthanizedAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFTwoMillion30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetup"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifePhotos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesRun endsdue tohardwarefailureAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlySomeonecries onstream60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANASomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamA JoJorefferenceEventdramaunfolds overpastebinHalf therunners ina race failto finishGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamSomeoneproposeson streamA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohard#MAGAdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsSomeonegets bannedfrom theeventCommercialfor a Tinybuildgame thatDOES NOTlook like assWorldRecordKILL!KILL! KILLTHEANIMALS!Disgruntledattendeesays he'llstart his ownGDQThe thread goes24 hours withoutsomeonecomplaining about"gross nerds"Animebody-pillow onthe couchAnnouncerpronounces"MédecinsSansFrontières"correctlyA runnerappearsdrunkand/or highA run getseuthanizedAn obscureas shit gametops TwitchviewershipDonationmessage with acancer story,despite SGQDnot benefitingPCFTwoMillion30+ minuterun where noshitty puns aremade onstreamOtherwisegood runruined byterrible audiosetup"Greetingsfrom" a countrypartiallycontrolled bythe IslamicStateUsing noclipin order tosalvage arunA runnerbangsanotherrunner's wifePhotos emergeof runnersengaged inhomoeroticactivitiesRun endsdue tohardwarefailureAnnouncerpronounces"hype"correctlySomeonecries onstream60+ minute runwhere no oneon the couchtalks past 5minute markA goon mansup andchallengesStrangelove toTrial ByDAIKATANASomeonebreaks anexpensivepiece ofequipment onstreamRunnerthreatens to killhimself and/orthe audienceon streamA JoJorefferenceEventdramaunfolds overpastebinHalf therunners ina race failto finishGoon freaksout over aninnocent jokemade onstreamSomeoneproposeson streamA goon losestheir shit aftergettingmemed on toohard#MAGAdisgruntledattendeemakesimpotent legalthreatsSomeonegets bannedfrom theevent

The Something Awful SGDQ 2K17 Official Bingo Sheet - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Commercial for a Tinybuild game that DOES NOT look like ass
  2. World Record
  3. KILL! KILL! KILL THE ANIMALS!
  4. Disgruntled attendee says he'll start his own GDQ
  5. The thread goes 24 hours without someone complaining about "gross nerds"
  6. Anime body-pillow on the couch
  7. Announcer pronounces "Médecins Sans Frontières" correctly
  8. A runner appears drunk and/or high
  9. A run gets euthanized
  10. An obscure as shit game tops Twitch viewership
  11. Donation message with a cancer story, despite SGQD not benefiting PCF
  12. Two Million
  13. 30+ minute run where no shitty puns are made on stream
  14. Otherwise good run ruined by terrible audio setup
  15. "Greetings from" a country partially controlled by the Islamic State
  16. Using noclip in order to salvage a run
  17. A runner bangs another runner's wife
  18. Photos emerge of runners engaged in homoerotic activities
  19. Run ends due to hardware failure
  20. Announcer pronounces "hype" correctly
  21. Someone cries on stream
  22. 60+ minute run where no one on the couch talks past 5 minute mark
  23. A goon mans up and challenges Strangelove to Trial By DAIKATANA
  24. Someone breaks an expensive piece of equipment on stream
  25. Runner threatens to kill himself and/or the audience on stream
  26. A JoJo refference
  27. Event drama unfolds over pastebin
  28. Half the runners in a race fail to finish
  29. Goon freaks out over an innocent joke made on stream
  30. Someone proposes on stream
  31. A goon loses their shit after getting memed on too hard
  32. #MAGA
  33. disgruntled attendee makes impotent legal threats
  34. Someone gets banned from the event