piercingyour ownears withas staplerfistfightingyourlandlordCrazygluemishapoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerGettingdistracted"I shouldtweetthat"My bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork herepeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousPuttinglotion onyoursandwicheseating Xmasornament uthought wasan appleEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsMistakinga ChuckieMovie forlive newswhereare mykeyseffect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...Trying togiveyourselfbracesStaringoff intospaceGoing tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy gluebabyteethnecklaceyelling atbirds inthe parkgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill onHeadinjurydidn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toyscut off yourleg becauseyou had acramppiercingyour ownears withas staplerfistfightingyourlandlordCrazygluemishapoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerGettingdistracted"I shouldtweetthat"My bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork herepeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousPuttinglotion onyoursandwicheseating Xmasornament uthought wasan appleEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsMistakinga ChuckieMovie forlive newswhereare mykeyseffect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...Trying togiveyourselfbracesStaringoff intospaceGoing tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy gluebabyteethnecklaceyelling atbirds inthe parkgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill onHeadinjurydidn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toyscut off yourleg becauseyou had acramp

Big Old Idiot Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. piercing your own ears with as stapler
  2. fist fighting your landlord
  3. Crazy glue mishap
  4. oatmeal packets in the work water cooler
  5. Getting distracted
  6. "I should tweet that"
  7. My boss doesn't know I still work here
  8. peed on a statue of somebody famous
  9. Putting lotion on your sandwiches
  10. eating Xmas ornament u thought was an apple
  11. Eating a whole jar of gummy vitamins
  12. Mistaking a Chuckie Movie for live news
  13. where are my keys
  14. effect or affect? I'll just say impact...
  15. Trying to give yourself braces
  16. Staring off into space
  17. Going to the hospital because of crazy glue
  18. baby teeth necklace
  19. yelling at birds in the park
  20. getting locked in an industrial freezer
  21. Ironing your clothes while they're still on
  22. Head injury
  23. didn't know turtles were animals & not toys
  24. cut off your leg because you had a cramp