Big Old Idiot Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Putting lotion on your sandwiches
2. peed on a statue of somebody famous
3. piercing your own ears with as stapler
4. My boss doesn't know I still work here
5. cut off your leg because you had a cramp
6. Head injury
7. Ironing your clothes while they're still on
8. Crazy glue mishap
9. Eating a whole jar of gummy vitamins
10. eating Xmas ornament u thought was an apple
11. Mistaking a Chuckie Movie for live news
12. "I should tweet that"
13. Trying to give yourself braces
14. getting locked in an industrial freezer
15. Going to the hospital because of crazy glue
16. Getting distracted
17. yelling at birds in the park
18. effect or affect? I'll just say impact...
19. where are my keys
20. Staring off into space
21. oatmeal packets in the work water cooler
22. baby teeth necklace
23. fist fighting your landlord
24. didn't know turtles were animals & not toys