My bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork herebabyteethnecklaceStaringoff intospacePuttinglotion onyoursandwichesCrazygluemishappeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerdidn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toys"I shouldtweetthat"Mistaking aChuckieMovie for thelive newspiercingyour ownears withas staplerTrying togiveyourselfbracesGettingdistractedEatingChristmasornamentsbecause youthought theywere applesyelling atbirds inthe parkfistfightingyourlandlordeffect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...cutting offyour legbecause youhad a crampHeadinjuryGoing tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy gluewhereare mykeysIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill onMy bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork herebabyteethnecklaceStaringoff intospacePuttinglotion onyoursandwichesCrazygluemishappeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerdidn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toys"I shouldtweetthat"Mistaking aChuckieMovie for thelive newspiercingyour ownears withas staplerTrying togiveyourselfbracesGettingdistractedEatingChristmasornamentsbecause youthought theywere applesyelling atbirds inthe parkfistfightingyourlandlordeffect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...cutting offyour legbecause youhad a crampHeadinjuryGoing tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy gluewhereare mykeysIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill on

Big Old Idiot Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My boss doesn't know I still work here
  2. baby teeth necklace
  3. Staring off into space
  4. Putting lotion on your sandwiches
  5. Crazy glue mishap
  6. peed on a statue of somebody famous
  7. getting locked in an industrial freezer
  8. Eating a whole jar of gummy vitamins
  9. oatmeal packets in the work water cooler
  10. didn't know turtles were animals & not toys
  11. "I should tweet that"
  12. Mistaking a Chuckie Movie for the live news
  13. piercing your own ears with as stapler
  14. Trying to give yourself braces
  15. Getting distracted
  16. Eating Christmas ornaments because you thought they were apples
  17. yelling at birds in the park
  18. fist fighting your landlord
  19. effect or affect? I'll just say impact...
  20. cutting off your leg because you had a cramp
  21. Head injury
  22. Going to the hospital because of crazy glue
  23. where are my keys
  24. Ironing your clothes while they're still on