yelling atbirds inthe parkfistfightingyourlandlordIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill onpeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousMy bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork hereEatingChristmasornamentsbecause youthought theywere appleseffect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...Mistaking aChuckieMovie for thelive newsTrying togiveyourselfbracespiercingyour ownears withas staplerdidn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toysGoing tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy glueCrazygluemishapgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerwhereare mykeysEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsPuttinglotion onyoursandwiches"I shouldtweetthat"Gettingdistractedoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerStaringoff intospacecutting offyour legbecause youhad a crampHeadinjurybabyteethnecklaceyelling atbirds inthe parkfistfightingyourlandlordIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill onpeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousMy bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork hereEatingChristmasornamentsbecause youthought theywere appleseffect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...Mistaking aChuckieMovie for thelive newsTrying togiveyourselfbracespiercingyour ownears withas staplerdidn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toysGoing tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy glueCrazygluemishapgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerwhereare mykeysEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsPuttinglotion onyoursandwiches"I shouldtweetthat"Gettingdistractedoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerStaringoff intospacecutting offyour legbecause youhad a crampHeadinjurybabyteethnecklace

Big Old Idiot Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. yelling at birds in the park
  2. fist fighting your landlord
  3. Ironing your clothes while they're still on
  4. peed on a statue of somebody famous
  5. My boss doesn't know I still work here
  6. Eating Christmas ornaments because you thought they were apples
  7. effect or affect? I'll just say impact...
  8. Mistaking a Chuckie Movie for the live news
  9. Trying to give yourself braces
  10. piercing your own ears with as stapler
  11. didn't know turtles were animals & not toys
  12. Going to the hospital because of crazy glue
  13. Crazy glue mishap
  14. getting locked in an industrial freezer
  15. where are my keys
  16. Eating a whole jar of gummy vitamins
  17. Putting lotion on your sandwiches
  18. "I should tweet that"
  19. Getting distracted
  20. oatmeal packets in the work water cooler
  21. Staring off into space
  22. cutting off your leg because you had a cramp
  23. Head injury
  24. baby teeth necklace