effect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...Going tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy glueHeadinjurypiercingyour ownears withas staplerbabyteethnecklaceStaringoff intospaceIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill onpeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousGettingdistractedEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerMy bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork hereMistaking aChuckieMovie for thelive newsyelling atbirds inthe parkgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerPuttinglotion onyoursandwicheswhereare mykeysTrying togiveyourselfbracesEatingChristmasornamentsbecause youthought theywere applesCrazygluemishap"I shouldtweetthat"didn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toyscutting offyour legbecause youhad a crampfistfightingyourlandlordeffect oraffect? I'lljust sayimpact...Going tothe hospitalbecause ofcrazy glueHeadinjurypiercingyour ownears withas staplerbabyteethnecklaceStaringoff intospaceIroning yourclotheswhile they'restill onpeed on astatue ofsomebodyfamousGettingdistractedEating awhole jarof gummyvitaminsoatmealpackets inthe workwater coolerMy bossdoesn'tknow I stillwork hereMistaking aChuckieMovie for thelive newsyelling atbirds inthe parkgettinglocked in anindustrialfreezerPuttinglotion onyoursandwicheswhereare mykeysTrying togiveyourselfbracesEatingChristmasornamentsbecause youthought theywere applesCrazygluemishap"I shouldtweetthat"didn't knowturtles wereanimals &not toyscutting offyour legbecause youhad a crampfistfightingyourlandlord

Big Old Idiot Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. effect or affect? I'll just say impact...
  2. Going to the hospital because of crazy glue
  3. Head injury
  4. piercing your own ears with as stapler
  5. baby teeth necklace
  6. Staring off into space
  7. Ironing your clothes while they're still on
  8. peed on a statue of somebody famous
  9. Getting distracted
  10. Eating a whole jar of gummy vitamins
  11. oatmeal packets in the work water cooler
  12. My boss doesn't know I still work here
  13. Mistaking a Chuckie Movie for the live news
  14. yelling at birds in the park
  15. getting locked in an industrial freezer
  16. Putting lotion on your sandwiches
  17. where are my keys
  18. Trying to give yourself braces
  19. Eating Christmas ornaments because you thought they were apples
  20. Crazy glue mishap
  21. "I should tweet that"
  22. didn't know turtles were animals & not toys
  23. cutting off your leg because you had a cramp
  24. fist fighting your landlord