Google Pixel 2 Keynote Shitpost Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. e-SIM slot (ability to swap carriers ez)
2. OLED Display?
3. Fingerprint reader on rear (bonus if better than Touch ID)
4. At least 1 celebrity appearance!
5. "OK, Google" 5+ times during keynote
6. Google Glasses mentioned
7. "NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE"
8. 240fps slow-mo "or better" camera
9. At least 1 app shown off from Google Play Store
10. No SD card slot (give it up fanboys, 2011 is over)
11. Throw shade @ Apple
12. Dual Speakers pls!
13. At least 1 tech demo goes wrong?
14. YouTube Red plugged at least once
15. At least 1 cringe/obv scripted speaker
16. Even higher price than last year's model ($800 USD+)
17. AR or VR tech demo during keynote
18. No Headphone Jack (rip)
19. Bezel-less display
20. At least 1 "demo" phone call during conference
21. "More FREE Google Cloud storage than ever"
22. "Google Assistant better than Siri"
23. "Google+" mentioned ever (LOOOOOOL)
24. Wireless Charging! (glass back?)