At least 1cringe/obvscriptedspeakerGoogleGlassesmentionedYouTubeRedplugged atleast onceWirelessCharging!(glassback?)At least 1celebrityappearance!At least 1tech demogoeswrong?"OK,Google" 5+times duringkeynote"NEVERBEENDONEBEFORE"Even higherprice than lastyear's model($800 USD+)At least 1app shownoff fromGoogle PlayStoreAR or VRtech demoduringkeynoteDualSpeakerspls!"GoogleAssistantbetterthan Siri""Google+"mentionedever(LOOOOOOL)Fingerprintreader onrear (bonus ifbetter thanTouch ID)NoHeadphoneJack (rip)No SD cardslot (give itup fanboys,2011 isover)240fpsslow-mo"or better"camera"More FREEGoogle Cloudstorage thanever"At least 1"demo"phone callduringconferencee-SIM slot(ability toswapcarriersez)Bezel-lessdisplayOLEDDisplay?Throwshade @AppleAt least 1cringe/obvscriptedspeakerGoogleGlassesmentionedYouTubeRedplugged atleast onceWirelessCharging!(glassback?)At least 1celebrityappearance!At least 1tech demogoeswrong?"OK,Google" 5+times duringkeynote"NEVERBEENDONEBEFORE"Even higherprice than lastyear's model($800 USD+)At least 1app shownoff fromGoogle PlayStoreAR or VRtech demoduringkeynoteDualSpeakerspls!"GoogleAssistantbetterthan Siri""Google+"mentionedever(LOOOOOOL)Fingerprintreader onrear (bonus ifbetter thanTouch ID)NoHeadphoneJack (rip)No SD cardslot (give itup fanboys,2011 isover)240fpsslow-mo"or better"camera"More FREEGoogle Cloudstorage thanever"At least 1"demo"phone callduringconferencee-SIM slot(ability toswapcarriersez)Bezel-lessdisplayOLEDDisplay?Throwshade @Apple

Google Pixel 2 Keynote Shitpost Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. At least 1 cringe/obv scripted speaker
  2. Google Glasses mentioned
  3. YouTube Red plugged at least once
  4. Wireless Charging! (glass back?)
  5. At least 1 celebrity appearance!
  6. At least 1 tech demo goes wrong?
  7. "OK, Google" 5+ times during keynote
  8. "NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE"
  9. Even higher price than last year's model ($800 USD+)
  10. At least 1 app shown off from Google Play Store
  11. AR or VR tech demo during keynote
  12. Dual Speakers pls!
  13. "Google Assistant better than Siri"
  14. "Google+" mentioned ever (LOOOOOOL)
  15. Fingerprint reader on rear (bonus if better than Touch ID)
  16. No Headphone Jack (rip)
  17. No SD card slot (give it up fanboys, 2011 is over)
  18. 240fps slow-mo "or better" camera
  19. "More FREE Google Cloud storage than ever"
  20. At least 1 "demo" phone call during conference
  21. e-SIM slot (ability to swap carriers ez)
  22. Bezel-less display
  23. OLED Display?
  24. Throw shade @ Apple