Bezel-lessdisplayAR or VRtech demoduringkeynote240fpsslow-mo"or better"cameraEven higherprice than lastyear's model($800 USD+)"More FREEGoogle Cloudstorage thanever"e-SIM slot(ability toswapcarriersez)No SD cardslot (give itup fanboys,2011 isover)At least 1celebrityappearance!WirelessCharging!(glassback?)DualSpeakerspls!"GoogleAssistantbetterthan Siri"At least 1app shownoff fromGoogle PlayStore"OK,Google" 5+times duringkeynoteFingerprintreader onrear (bonus ifbetter thanTouch ID)NoHeadphoneJack (rip)OLEDDisplay?YouTubeRedplugged atleast once"NEVERBEENDONEBEFORE"Throwshade @Apple"Google+"mentionedever(LOOOOOOL)GoogleGlassesmentionedAt least 1"demo"phone callduringconferenceAt least 1tech demogoeswrong?At least 1cringe/obvscriptedspeakerBezel-lessdisplayAR or VRtech demoduringkeynote240fpsslow-mo"or better"cameraEven higherprice than lastyear's model($800 USD+)"More FREEGoogle Cloudstorage thanever"e-SIM slot(ability toswapcarriersez)No SD cardslot (give itup fanboys,2011 isover)At least 1celebrityappearance!WirelessCharging!(glassback?)DualSpeakerspls!"GoogleAssistantbetterthan Siri"At least 1app shownoff fromGoogle PlayStore"OK,Google" 5+times duringkeynoteFingerprintreader onrear (bonus ifbetter thanTouch ID)NoHeadphoneJack (rip)OLEDDisplay?YouTubeRedplugged atleast once"NEVERBEENDONEBEFORE"Throwshade @Apple"Google+"mentionedever(LOOOOOOL)GoogleGlassesmentionedAt least 1"demo"phone callduringconferenceAt least 1tech demogoeswrong?At least 1cringe/obvscriptedspeaker

Google Pixel 2 Keynote Shitpost Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bezel-less display
  2. AR or VR tech demo during keynote
  3. 240fps slow-mo "or better" camera
  4. Even higher price than last year's model ($800 USD+)
  5. "More FREE Google Cloud storage than ever"
  6. e-SIM slot (ability to swap carriers ez)
  7. No SD card slot (give it up fanboys, 2011 is over)
  8. At least 1 celebrity appearance!
  9. Wireless Charging! (glass back?)
  10. Dual Speakers pls!
  11. "Google Assistant better than Siri"
  12. At least 1 app shown off from Google Play Store
  13. "OK, Google" 5+ times during keynote
  14. Fingerprint reader on rear (bonus if better than Touch ID)
  15. No Headphone Jack (rip)
  16. OLED Display?
  17. YouTube Red plugged at least once
  18. "NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE"
  19. Throw shade @ Apple
  20. "Google+" mentioned ever (LOOOOOOL)
  21. Google Glasses mentioned
  22. At least 1 "demo" phone call during conference
  23. At least 1 tech demo goes wrong?
  24. At least 1 cringe/obv scripted speaker