YouTubeRedplugged atleast once"OK,Google" 5+times duringkeynote240fpsslow-mo"or better"cameraWirelessCharging!(glassback?)No SD cardslot (give itup fanboys,2011 isover)At least 1"demo"phone callduringconferenceAt least 1app shownoff fromGoogle PlayStore"Google+"mentionedever(LOOOOOOL)Even higherprice than lastyear's model($800 USD+)At least 1celebrityappearance!At least 1tech demogoeswrong?"NEVERBEENDONEBEFORE"NoHeadphoneJack (rip)Throwshade @Apple"More FREEGoogle Cloudstorage thanever"OLEDDisplay?GoogleGlassesmentionedFingerprintreader onrear (bonus ifbetter thanTouch ID)"GoogleAssistantbetterthan Siri"e-SIM slot(ability toswapcarriersez)Bezel-lessdisplayAt least 1cringe/obvscriptedspeakerAR or VRtech demoduringkeynoteDualSpeakerspls!YouTubeRedplugged atleast once"OK,Google" 5+times duringkeynote240fpsslow-mo"or better"cameraWirelessCharging!(glassback?)No SD cardslot (give itup fanboys,2011 isover)At least 1"demo"phone callduringconferenceAt least 1app shownoff fromGoogle PlayStore"Google+"mentionedever(LOOOOOOL)Even higherprice than lastyear's model($800 USD+)At least 1celebrityappearance!At least 1tech demogoeswrong?"NEVERBEENDONEBEFORE"NoHeadphoneJack (rip)Throwshade @Apple"More FREEGoogle Cloudstorage thanever"OLEDDisplay?GoogleGlassesmentionedFingerprintreader onrear (bonus ifbetter thanTouch ID)"GoogleAssistantbetterthan Siri"e-SIM slot(ability toswapcarriersez)Bezel-lessdisplayAt least 1cringe/obvscriptedspeakerAR or VRtech demoduringkeynoteDualSpeakerspls!

Google Pixel 2 Keynote Shitpost Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. YouTube Red plugged at least once
  2. "OK, Google" 5+ times during keynote
  3. 240fps slow-mo "or better" camera
  4. Wireless Charging! (glass back?)
  5. No SD card slot (give it up fanboys, 2011 is over)
  6. At least 1 "demo" phone call during conference
  7. At least 1 app shown off from Google Play Store
  8. "Google+" mentioned ever (LOOOOOOL)
  9. Even higher price than last year's model ($800 USD+)
  10. At least 1 celebrity appearance!
  11. At least 1 tech demo goes wrong?
  12. "NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE"
  13. No Headphone Jack (rip)
  14. Throw shade @ Apple
  15. "More FREE Google Cloud storage than ever"
  16. OLED Display?
  17. Google Glasses mentioned
  18. Fingerprint reader on rear (bonus if better than Touch ID)
  19. "Google Assistant better than Siri"
  20. e-SIM slot (ability to swap carriers ez)
  21. Bezel-less display
  22. At least 1 cringe/obv scripted speaker
  23. AR or VR tech demo during keynote
  24. Dual Speakers pls!