About tolosedialysisunitQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Stairglidein randomapartment?Family calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everOutstandingwarrants inNew Jersey97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethForgotthe EAF,againCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allSecurity ison thefloor againPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsFamilyfired youfrom thecaseMissedthe lastshuttleCPAPbrokenagainPatientmade thenurse cryTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongAbout tolosedialysisunitQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Stairglidein randomapartment?Family calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everOutstandingwarrants inNew Jersey97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethForgotthe EAF,againCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allSecurity ison thefloor againPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsFamilyfired youfrom thecaseMissedthe lastshuttleCPAPbrokenagainPatientmade thenurse cryTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrong

Internal Medicine Discharge Planning Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. About to lose dialysis unit
  2. Quantum can't find Mambara; can't ask six year-old to translate
  3. Left AMA to go to the cafeteria
  4. Somebody is sobbing in the break room
  5. Elderly, lives alone, 38 steps, on coumadin
  6. Patient needs home care; says PCP is “John Smith, at the clinic”
  7. Stairglide in random apartment?
  8. Family calls 2 weeks after discharge,everything is falling apart
  9. No keys, no electricity, no clothes, no insurance
  10. Literally can’t discharge to anywhere, ever
  11. Outstanding warrants in New Jersey
  12. 97, reversed home hospice, now a full code
  13. Explain job to team 7 times in a day; attempt to keep smiling through gritted teeth
  14. Forgot the EAF, again
  15. Cureatr message: “Patient wants to talk to you,” actually has nothing to do with you at all
  16. Security is on the floor again
  17. Patient needs SNF with TPN, amikacin, MMT, and HD
  18. Ethics and legal making all the decisions
  19. Family fired you from the case
  20. Missed the last shuttle
  21. CPAP broken again
  22. Patient made the nurse cry
  23. Team says “Home no needs”; patient has trach, PEG, PICC, Foley
  24. Every phone number in the chart is wrong