Quantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateForgotthe EAF,againCPAPbrokenagainMissedthe lastshuttleNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Outstandingwarrants inNew JerseyExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethStairglidein randomapartment?Cureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allSecurity ison thefloor againSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomPatientmade thenurse cryAbout tolosedialysisunitPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apart97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaFamilyfired youfrom thecaseTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateForgotthe EAF,againCPAPbrokenagainMissedthe lastshuttleNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Outstandingwarrants inNew JerseyExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethStairglidein randomapartment?Cureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allSecurity ison thefloor againSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomPatientmade thenurse cryAbout tolosedialysisunitPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apart97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaFamilyfired youfrom thecaseTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadin

Internal Medicine Discharge Planning Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quantum can't find Mambara; can't ask six year-old to translate
  2. Forgot the EAF, again
  3. CPAP broken again
  4. Missed the last shuttle
  5. No keys, no electricity, no clothes, no insurance
  6. Literally can’t discharge to anywhere, ever
  7. Ethics and legal making all the decisions
  8. Patient needs home care; says PCP is “John Smith, at the clinic”
  9. Outstanding warrants in New Jersey
  10. Explain job to team 7 times in a day; attempt to keep smiling through gritted teeth
  11. Stairglide in random apartment?
  12. Cureatr message: “Patient wants to talk to you,” actually has nothing to do with you at all
  13. Security is on the floor again
  14. Somebody is sobbing in the break room
  15. Patient made the nurse cry
  16. About to lose dialysis unit
  17. Patient needs SNF with TPN, amikacin, MMT, and HD
  18. Family calls 2 weeks after discharge,everything is falling apart
  19. 97, reversed home hospice, now a full code
  20. Left AMA to go to the cafeteria
  21. Family fired you from the case
  22. Team says “Home no needs”; patient has trach, PEG, PICC, Foley
  23. Every phone number in the chart is wrong
  24. Elderly, lives alone, 38 steps, on coumadin