Security ison thefloor againEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomAbout tolosedialysisunitTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinMissedthe lastshuttleForgotthe EAF,againLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartFamilyfired youfrom thecaseOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateCPAPbrokenagainNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsurance97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Patientmade thenurse cryStairglidein randomapartment?Explain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethSecurity ison thefloor againEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomAbout tolosedialysisunitTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinMissedthe lastshuttleForgotthe EAF,againLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartFamilyfired youfrom thecaseOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateCPAPbrokenagainNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsurance97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Patientmade thenurse cryStairglidein randomapartment?Explain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteeth

Internal Medicine Discharge Planning Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Security is on the floor again
  2. Every phone number in the chart is wrong
  3. Somebody is sobbing in the break room
  4. About to lose dialysis unit
  5. Team says “Home no needs”; patient has trach, PEG, PICC, Foley
  6. Elderly, lives alone, 38 steps, on coumadin
  7. Missed the last shuttle
  8. Forgot the EAF, again
  9. Left AMA to go to the cafeteria
  10. Patient needs SNF with TPN, amikacin, MMT, and HD
  11. Family calls 2 weeks after discharge,everything is falling apart
  12. Family fired you from the case
  13. Outstanding warrants in New Jersey
  14. Cureatr message: “Patient wants to talk to you,” actually has nothing to do with you at all
  15. Quantum can't find Mambara; can't ask six year-old to translate
  16. CPAP broken again
  17. No keys, no electricity, no clothes, no insurance
  18. 97, reversed home hospice, now a full code
  19. Literally can’t discharge to anywhere, ever
  20. Ethics and legal making all the decisions
  21. Patient needs home care; says PCP is “John Smith, at the clinic”
  22. Patient made the nurse cry
  23. Stairglide in random apartment?
  24. Explain job to team 7 times in a day; attempt to keep smiling through gritted teeth