Patient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,ever97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethStairglidein randomapartment?Missedthe lastshuttleCPAPbrokenagainPatientmade thenurse cryElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinFamilyfired youfrom thecaseQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartSecurity ison thefloor againEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsAbout tolosedialysisunitSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Forgotthe EAF,againPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,ever97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethStairglidein randomapartment?Missedthe lastshuttleCPAPbrokenagainPatientmade thenurse cryElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinFamilyfired youfrom thecaseQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartSecurity ison thefloor againEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsAbout tolosedialysisunitSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Forgotthe EAF,again

Internal Medicine Discharge Planning Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient needs SNF with TPN, amikacin, MMT, and HD
  2. Cureatr message: “Patient wants to talk to you,” actually has nothing to do with you at all
  3. Literally can’t discharge to anywhere, ever
  4. 97, reversed home hospice, now a full code
  5. Left AMA to go to the cafeteria
  6. No keys, no electricity, no clothes, no insurance
  7. Every phone number in the chart is wrong
  8. Outstanding warrants in New Jersey
  9. Team says “Home no needs”; patient has trach, PEG, PICC, Foley
  10. Explain job to team 7 times in a day; attempt to keep smiling through gritted teeth
  11. Stairglide in random apartment?
  12. Missed the last shuttle
  13. CPAP broken again
  14. Patient made the nurse cry
  15. Elderly, lives alone, 38 steps, on coumadin
  16. Family fired you from the case
  17. Quantum can't find Mambara; can't ask six year-old to translate
  18. Family calls 2 weeks after discharge,everything is falling apart
  19. Security is on the floor again
  20. Ethics and legal making all the decisions
  21. About to lose dialysis unit
  22. Somebody is sobbing in the break room
  23. Patient needs home care; says PCP is “John Smith, at the clinic”
  24. Forgot the EAF, again