Quantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allCPAPbrokenagainAbout tolosedialysisunitSecurity ison thefloor againPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDStairglidein randomapartment?Explain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethMissedthe lastshuttleLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadin97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartFamilyfired youfrom thecaseEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Forgotthe EAF,againTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyPatientmade thenurse cryNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allCPAPbrokenagainAbout tolosedialysisunitSecurity ison thefloor againPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDStairglidein randomapartment?Explain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethMissedthe lastshuttleLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadin97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartFamilyfired youfrom thecaseEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Forgotthe EAF,againTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyPatientmade thenurse cryNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak room

Internal Medicine Discharge Planning Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quantum can't find Mambara; can't ask six year-old to translate
  2. Cureatr message: “Patient wants to talk to you,” actually has nothing to do with you at all
  3. CPAP broken again
  4. About to lose dialysis unit
  5. Security is on the floor again
  6. Patient needs SNF with TPN, amikacin, MMT, and HD
  7. Stairglide in random apartment?
  8. Explain job to team 7 times in a day; attempt to keep smiling through gritted teeth
  9. Missed the last shuttle
  10. Left AMA to go to the cafeteria
  11. Ethics and legal making all the decisions
  12. Elderly, lives alone, 38 steps, on coumadin
  13. 97, reversed home hospice, now a full code
  14. Outstanding warrants in New Jersey
  15. Literally can’t discharge to anywhere, ever
  16. Family calls 2 weeks after discharge,everything is falling apart
  17. Family fired you from the case
  18. Every phone number in the chart is wrong
  19. Patient needs home care; says PCP is “John Smith, at the clinic”
  20. Forgot the EAF, again
  21. Team says “Home no needs”; patient has trach, PEG, PICC, Foley
  22. Patient made the nurse cry
  23. No keys, no electricity, no clothes, no insurance
  24. Somebody is sobbing in the break room