Literally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleySomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomStairglidein randomapartment?About tolosedialysisunitMissedthe lastshuttleExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteeth97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceCPAPbrokenagainFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allSecurity ison thefloor againPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Familyfired youfrom thecaseElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaForgotthe EAF,againPatientmade thenurse cryLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everEthics andlegal makingall thedecisionsTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleySomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomStairglidein randomapartment?About tolosedialysisunitMissedthe lastshuttleExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteeth97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslateNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceCPAPbrokenagainFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allSecurity ison thefloor againPatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Familyfired youfrom thecaseElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaForgotthe EAF,againPatientmade thenurse cry

Internal Medicine Discharge Planning Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Literally can’t discharge to anywhere, ever
  2. Ethics and legal making all the decisions
  3. Team says “Home no needs”; patient has trach, PEG, PICC, Foley
  4. Somebody is sobbing in the break room
  5. Stairglide in random apartment?
  6. About to lose dialysis unit
  7. Missed the last shuttle
  8. Explain job to team 7 times in a day; attempt to keep smiling through gritted teeth
  9. 97, reversed home hospice, now a full code
  10. Quantum can't find Mambara; can't ask six year-old to translate
  11. No keys, no electricity, no clothes, no insurance
  12. CPAP broken again
  13. Family calls 2 weeks after discharge,everything is falling apart
  14. Outstanding warrants in New Jersey
  15. Cureatr message: “Patient wants to talk to you,” actually has nothing to do with you at all
  16. Security is on the floor again
  17. Patient needs SNF with TPN, amikacin, MMT, and HD
  18. Every phone number in the chart is wrong
  19. Patient needs home care; says PCP is “John Smith, at the clinic”
  20. Family fired you from the case
  21. Elderly, lives alone, 38 steps, on coumadin
  22. Left AMA to go to the cafeteria
  23. Forgot the EAF, again
  24. Patient made the nurse cry