Quantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslatePatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaAbout tolosedialysisunitEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyFamilyfired youfrom thecaseElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Ethics andlegal makingall thedecisionsNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceCPAPbrokenagainStairglidein randomapartment?Patientmade thenurse cry97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allMissedthe lastshuttleLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartForgotthe EAF,againSecurity ison thefloor againQuantum can'tfind Mambara;can't ask sixyear-old totranslatePatient needsSNF withTPN,amikacin,MMT, and HDExplain job toteam 7 times ina day; attemptto keep smilingthrough grittedteethTeam says“Home noneeds”; patienthas trach, PEG,PICC, FoleyLeft AMAto go tothecafeteriaAbout tolosedialysisunitEvery phonenumber inthe chart iswrongSomebodyis sobbingin thebreak roomOutstandingwarrants inNew JerseyFamilyfired youfrom thecaseElderly, livesalone, 38steps, oncoumadinPatient needshome care;says PCP is“John Smith,at the clinic”Ethics andlegal makingall thedecisionsNo keys, noelectricity, noclothes, noinsuranceCPAPbrokenagainStairglidein randomapartment?Patientmade thenurse cry97, reversedhomehospice, nowa full codeCureatr message:“Patient wants totalk to you,”actually hasnothing to do withyou at allMissedthe lastshuttleLiterally can’tdischarge toanywhere,everFamily calls 2 weeksafterdischarge,everythingis falling apartForgotthe EAF,againSecurity ison thefloor again

Internal Medicine Discharge Planning Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quantum can't find Mambara; can't ask six year-old to translate
  2. Patient needs SNF with TPN, amikacin, MMT, and HD
  3. Explain job to team 7 times in a day; attempt to keep smiling through gritted teeth
  4. Team says “Home no needs”; patient has trach, PEG, PICC, Foley
  5. Left AMA to go to the cafeteria
  6. About to lose dialysis unit
  7. Every phone number in the chart is wrong
  8. Somebody is sobbing in the break room
  9. Outstanding warrants in New Jersey
  10. Family fired you from the case
  11. Elderly, lives alone, 38 steps, on coumadin
  12. Patient needs home care; says PCP is “John Smith, at the clinic”
  13. Ethics and legal making all the decisions
  14. No keys, no electricity, no clothes, no insurance
  15. CPAP broken again
  16. Stairglide in random apartment?
  17. Patient made the nurse cry
  18. 97, reversed home hospice, now a full code
  19. Cureatr message: “Patient wants to talk to you,” actually has nothing to do with you at all
  20. Missed the last shuttle
  21. Literally can’t discharge to anywhere, ever
  22. Family calls 2 weeks after discharge,everything is falling apart
  23. Forgot the EAF, again
  24. Security is on the floor again