Surviving Family Holiday Meals, 2017 Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Someone crying in bathroom, with pie
2. Football on, menfolk are snoring
3. "I'm not a ___, but I think ____"
4. Questions about income
5. Football on, womenfolk are cleaning
6. "It's just not natural"
7. It's too hot/cold in the house
8. Baby Making Status
9. "I don't care what people do behind closed doors, BUT"
10. Quick subject change to the weather
11. Texture of the mashed potatoes
12. Horrifying joke
13. Questions about weight
14. Gossip about family who couldn't make it
15. Someone threatening to leave
16. Marital Status
17. "Haven't you had enough to eat/drink, honey?"
18. Someone smoking pot near turkey smoker
19. Discussion over condition of someone's bowels.
20. Someone crying in bathroom
21. Photos of you from middle school
22. Confusion over who belongs at kids/adults table
23. Someone making it great again
24. Pants-less childhood stories