"Why doesthis keephappening?"ScreamingChild in thebackground"Unbelievable"/"Unacceptable"Theychanged theinput /"HDM-One""It's a brandnew x!" /"But itworkedearlier!""I workfromHome!"Only onedevice can'tconnect but it"must be thewifi""I pay you!"..."I don't wantcredit, I wantmy services towork!"Slooooooow"/"It spins andspins"Wants credit fora free service,or far beyondthe scope oftheir issue"I've beenout for Xdays!"No calls inlast X daysLacks basicknowledgeof device orsoftwareRepeats yourdirections toa thirdpersonImmediatelyaggressiveat beginningof call"I'mcomputerilliterate"Asks you to"send asignal" to aTVorcomputerCalls in for"only" getting95% of theirspeed overwifi"Isn't thereanythingsoonerthan that?"Won't TS butthencomplainsabout havingto waitCalling backfor the 5thtime after atech has beenscheduledRepeatsthemselvesconstantly"YouPeople""It'sdown...again!""I know it'snot yourfault..." Yellsat youanyway"Why doesthis keephappening?"ScreamingChild in thebackground"Unbelievable"/"Unacceptable"Theychanged theinput /"HDM-One""It's a brandnew x!" /"But itworkedearlier!""I workfromHome!"Only onedevice can'tconnect but it"must be thewifi""I pay you!"..."I don't wantcredit, I wantmy services towork!"Slooooooow"/"It spins andspins"Wants credit fora free service,or far beyondthe scope oftheir issue"I've beenout for Xdays!"No calls inlast X daysLacks basicknowledgeof device orsoftwareRepeats yourdirections toa thirdpersonImmediatelyaggressiveat beginningof call"I'mcomputerilliterate"Asks you to"send asignal" to aTVorcomputerCalls in for"only" getting95% of theirspeed overwifi"Isn't thereanythingsoonerthan that?"Won't TS butthencomplainsabout havingto waitCalling backfor the 5thtime after atech has beenscheduledRepeatsthemselvesconstantly"YouPeople""It'sdown...again!""I know it'snot yourfault..." Yellsat youanyway

Tech Support Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Why does this keep happening?"
  2. Screaming Child in the background
  3. "Unbelievable" / "Unacceptable"
  4. They changed the input / "HDM-One"
  5. "It's a brand new x!" / "But it worked earlier!"
  6. "I work from Home!"
  7. Only one device can't connect but it "must be the wifi"
  8. "I pay you!" ... "I don't want credit, I want my services to work!
  9. "Slooooooow" / "It spins and spins"
  10. Wants credit for a free service, or far beyond the scope of their issue
  11. "I've been out for X days!" No calls in last X days
  12. Lacks basic knowledge of device or software
  13. Repeats your directions to a third person
  14. Immediately aggressive at beginning of call
  15. "I'm computer illiterate"
  16. Asks you to "send a signal" to a TVor computer
  17. Calls in for "only" getting 95% of their speed over wifi
  18. "Isn't there anything sooner than that?"
  19. Won't TS but then complains about having to wait
  20. Calling back for the 5th time after a tech has been scheduled
  21. Repeats themselves constantly
  22. "You People"
  23. "It's down... again!"
  24. "I know it's not your fault..." Yells at you anyway