Immediatelyaggressiveat beginningof callRepeatsthemselvesconstantlyTheychanged theinput /"HDM-One""It's a brandnew x!" /"But itworkedearlier!"Only onedevice can'tconnect but it"must be thewifi"Calls in for"only" getting95% of theirspeed overwifiRepeats yourdirections toa thirdperson"It'sdown...again!"Calling backfor the 5thtime after atech has beenscheduled"I workfromHome!""I've beenout for Xdays!"No calls inlast X days"YouPeople""Why doesthis keephappening?""I know it'snot yourfault..." Yellsat youanywayWants credit fora free service,or far beyondthe scope oftheir issueLacks basicknowledgeof device orsoftware"Slooooooow"/"It spins andspins""I'mcomputerilliterate"ScreamingChild in thebackground"Unbelievable"/"Unacceptable""Isn't thereanythingsoonerthan that?"Won't TS butthencomplainsabout havingto waitAsks you to"send asignal" to aTVorcomputer"I pay you!"..."I don't wantcredit, I wantmy services towork!Immediatelyaggressiveat beginningof callRepeatsthemselvesconstantlyTheychanged theinput /"HDM-One""It's a brandnew x!" /"But itworkedearlier!"Only onedevice can'tconnect but it"must be thewifi"Calls in for"only" getting95% of theirspeed overwifiRepeats yourdirections toa thirdperson"It'sdown...again!"Calling backfor the 5thtime after atech has beenscheduled"I workfromHome!""I've beenout for Xdays!"No calls inlast X days"YouPeople""Why doesthis keephappening?""I know it'snot yourfault..." Yellsat youanywayWants credit fora free service,or far beyondthe scope oftheir issueLacks basicknowledgeof device orsoftware"Slooooooow"/"It spins andspins""I'mcomputerilliterate"ScreamingChild in thebackground"Unbelievable"/"Unacceptable""Isn't thereanythingsoonerthan that?"Won't TS butthencomplainsabout havingto waitAsks you to"send asignal" to aTVorcomputer"I pay you!"..."I don't wantcredit, I wantmy services towork!

Tech Support Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Immediately aggressive at beginning of call
  2. Repeats themselves constantly
  3. They changed the input / "HDM-One"
  4. "It's a brand new x!" / "But it worked earlier!"
  5. Only one device can't connect but it "must be the wifi"
  6. Calls in for "only" getting 95% of their speed over wifi
  7. Repeats your directions to a third person
  8. "It's down... again!"
  9. Calling back for the 5th time after a tech has been scheduled
  10. "I work from Home!"
  11. "I've been out for X days!" No calls in last X days
  12. "You People"
  13. "Why does this keep happening?"
  14. "I know it's not your fault..." Yells at you anyway
  15. Wants credit for a free service, or far beyond the scope of their issue
  16. Lacks basic knowledge of device or software
  17. "Slooooooow" / "It spins and spins"
  18. "I'm computer illiterate"
  19. Screaming Child in the background
  20. "Unbelievable" / "Unacceptable"
  21. "Isn't there anything sooner than that?"
  22. Won't TS but then complains about having to wait
  23. Asks you to "send a signal" to a TVor computer
  24. "I pay you!" ... "I don't want credit, I want my services to work!