Demonstrateslack of long-term memoryDemonstrateslack of short-term memoryFalls asleepanywherebut his ownbedUnpromptedvehiclerepairBeardcommentUnpromptedhouserepairStorytime: DanKlinknettLeavesandforgetsphoneChangesTV channeland leavesroomAgrees withsomeone else'sobjectivelyoutrageouscomments"BigBrotherKnife""I'mgonna goget someSkoal."Story time:"I wasworking onthis roof..."Storytime: JohnOsladilOut ofcontextcommentShow-and-tell: pictureof randomjunk"Never-endingremodel"Story time:repeatsany storyalready toldFollows youto your carwhen youare trying toleaveSmokesweed anytime ofdayShow-and-tell:dumpster-divingtreasureShow-and-tell:TortoisepictureDrinksbeer atfamilyeventDrinks beer(before11:00amcentral time)Demonstrateslack of long-term memoryDemonstrateslack of short-term memoryFalls asleepanywherebut his ownbedUnpromptedvehiclerepairBeardcommentUnpromptedhouserepairStorytime: DanKlinknettLeavesandforgetsphoneChangesTV channeland leavesroomAgrees withsomeone else'sobjectivelyoutrageouscomments"BigBrotherKnife""I'mgonna goget someSkoal."Story time:"I wasworking onthis roof..."Storytime: JohnOsladilOut ofcontextcommentShow-and-tell: pictureof randomjunk"Never-endingremodel"Story time:repeatsany storyalready toldFollows youto your carwhen youare trying toleaveSmokesweed anytime ofdayShow-and-tell:dumpster-divingtreasureShow-and-tell:TortoisepictureDrinksbeer atfamilyeventDrinks beer(before11:00amcentral time)

Dad Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Demonstrates lack of long-term memory
  2. Demonstrates lack of short-term memory
  3. Falls asleep anywhere but his own bed
  4. Unprompted vehicle repair
  5. Beard comment
  6. Unprompted house repair
  7. Story time: Dan Klinknett
  8. Leaves and forgets phone
  9. Changes TV channel and leaves room
  10. Agrees with someone else's objectively outrageous comments
  11. "Big Brother Knife"
  12. "I'm gonna go get some Skoal."
  13. Story time: "I was working on this roof..."
  14. Story time: John Osladil
  15. Out of context comment
  16. Show-and-tell: picture of random junk
  17. "Never-ending remodel"
  18. Story time: repeats any story already told
  19. Follows you to your car when you are trying to leave
  20. Smokes weed any time of day
  21. Show-and-tell: dumpster-diving treasure
  22. Show-and-tell: Tortoise picture
  23. Drinks beer at family event
  24. Drinks beer (before 11:00am central time)