Demonstrateslack of long-term memoryShow-and-tell: pictureof randomjunkStory time:"I wasworking onthis roof..."ChangesTV channeland leavesroomLeavesandforgetsphoneStory time:repeatsany storyalready told"I'mgonna goget someSkoal."Follows youto your carwhen youare trying toleaveUnpromptedvehiclerepairBeardcommentShow-and-tell:dumpster-divingtreasureSmokesweed anytime ofdayAgrees withsomeone else'sobjectivelyoutrageouscomments"Never-endingremodel"Show-and-tell:TortoisepictureDrinksbeer atfamilyeventUnpromptedhouserepairStorytime: JohnOsladilFalls asleepanywherebut his ownbedStorytime: DanKlinknett"BigBrotherKnife"Demonstrateslack of short-term memoryDrinks beer(before11:00amcentral time)Out ofcontextcommentDemonstrateslack of long-term memoryShow-and-tell: pictureof randomjunkStory time:"I wasworking onthis roof..."ChangesTV channeland leavesroomLeavesandforgetsphoneStory time:repeatsany storyalready told"I'mgonna goget someSkoal."Follows youto your carwhen youare trying toleaveUnpromptedvehiclerepairBeardcommentShow-and-tell:dumpster-divingtreasureSmokesweed anytime ofdayAgrees withsomeone else'sobjectivelyoutrageouscomments"Never-endingremodel"Show-and-tell:TortoisepictureDrinksbeer atfamilyeventUnpromptedhouserepairStorytime: JohnOsladilFalls asleepanywherebut his ownbedStorytime: DanKlinknett"BigBrotherKnife"Demonstrateslack of short-term memoryDrinks beer(before11:00amcentral time)Out ofcontextcomment

Dad Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Demonstrates lack of long-term memory
  2. Show-and-tell: picture of random junk
  3. Story time: "I was working on this roof..."
  4. Changes TV channel and leaves room
  5. Leaves and forgets phone
  6. Story time: repeats any story already told
  7. "I'm gonna go get some Skoal."
  8. Follows you to your car when you are trying to leave
  9. Unprompted vehicle repair
  10. Beard comment
  11. Show-and-tell: dumpster-diving treasure
  12. Smokes weed any time of day
  13. Agrees with someone else's objectively outrageous comments
  14. "Never-ending remodel"
  15. Show-and-tell: Tortoise picture
  16. Drinks beer at family event
  17. Unprompted house repair
  18. Story time: John Osladil
  19. Falls asleep anywhere but his own bed
  20. Story time: Dan Klinknett
  21. "Big Brother Knife"
  22. Demonstrates lack of short-term memory
  23. Drinks beer (before 11:00am central time)
  24. Out of context comment