"BigBrotherKnife"Demonstrateslack of long-term memoryStory time:"I wasworking onthis roof..."Show-and-tell:dumpster-divingtreasureDemonstrateslack of short-term memoryUnpromptedhouserepairStorytime: JohnOsladilSmokesweed anytime ofdayFollows youto your carwhen youare trying toleaveStory time:repeatsany storyalready toldDrinks beer(before11:00amcentral time)Falls asleepanywherebut his ownbedBeardcomment"Never-endingremodel"UnpromptedvehiclerepairStorytime: DanKlinknettAgrees withsomeone else'sobjectivelyoutrageouscommentsDrinksbeer atfamilyeventShow-and-tell: pictureof randomjunkOut ofcontextcomment"I'mgonna goget someSkoal."Show-and-tell:TortoisepictureChangesTV channeland leavesroomLeavesandforgetsphone"BigBrotherKnife"Demonstrateslack of long-term memoryStory time:"I wasworking onthis roof..."Show-and-tell:dumpster-divingtreasureDemonstrateslack of short-term memoryUnpromptedhouserepairStorytime: JohnOsladilSmokesweed anytime ofdayFollows youto your carwhen youare trying toleaveStory time:repeatsany storyalready toldDrinks beer(before11:00amcentral time)Falls asleepanywherebut his ownbedBeardcomment"Never-endingremodel"UnpromptedvehiclerepairStorytime: DanKlinknettAgrees withsomeone else'sobjectivelyoutrageouscommentsDrinksbeer atfamilyeventShow-and-tell: pictureof randomjunkOut ofcontextcomment"I'mgonna goget someSkoal."Show-and-tell:TortoisepictureChangesTV channeland leavesroomLeavesandforgetsphone

Dad Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Big Brother Knife"
  2. Demonstrates lack of long-term memory
  3. Story time: "I was working on this roof..."
  4. Show-and-tell: dumpster-diving treasure
  5. Demonstrates lack of short-term memory
  6. Unprompted house repair
  7. Story time: John Osladil
  8. Smokes weed any time of day
  9. Follows you to your car when you are trying to leave
  10. Story time: repeats any story already told
  11. Drinks beer (before 11:00am central time)
  12. Falls asleep anywhere but his own bed
  13. Beard comment
  14. "Never-ending remodel"
  15. Unprompted vehicle repair
  16. Story time: Dan Klinknett
  17. Agrees with someone else's objectively outrageous comments
  18. Drinks beer at family event
  19. Show-and-tell: picture of random junk
  20. Out of context comment
  21. "I'm gonna go get some Skoal."
  22. Show-and-tell: Tortoise picture
  23. Changes TV channel and leaves room
  24. Leaves and forgets phone