What youneed is aREALman/womanGo to aninfertility clinic.They justinsert a babyinto youThey'repracticallygiving awaykids in___(insertcountry)Must befun trying*wink*JustRelaxStoptryingso hardHave you tried____ (insertembarrassingsexualposition)?Probably hasto do with allthatdating/sleepingaround you didPeoplewithoutkids seemso selfishI told youto starttryingsoonerYou canhave mykidsWhy don'tyou justadopt?I bet youwish youhadn't waitedso longConsideryourselflucky not tohave kidsAre youpreggersyet?Take avacationYou justneed tobe morepatientHave youtried a glassof wine andsexyunderwear?Kids areoverratedAll thingswork outfor thebestYou can'twaitforever,you knowMaybe youand (partner)just aren'tcompatibleMaybe youjust weren'tmeant to bea mom/dad____(insertobscure personyou don't know)got pregnantafter theyadoptedWhat youneed is aREALman/womanGo to aninfertility clinic.They justinsert a babyinto youThey'repracticallygiving awaykids in___(insertcountry)Must befun trying*wink*JustRelaxStoptryingso hardHave you tried____ (insertembarrassingsexualposition)?Probably hasto do with allthatdating/sleepingaround you didPeoplewithoutkids seemso selfishI told youto starttryingsoonerYou canhave mykidsWhy don'tyou justadopt?I bet youwish youhadn't waitedso longConsideryourselflucky not tohave kidsAre youpreggersyet?Take avacationYou justneed tobe morepatientHave youtried a glassof wine andsexyunderwear?Kids areoverratedAll thingswork outfor thebestYou can'twaitforever,you knowMaybe youand (partner)just aren'tcompatibleMaybe youjust weren'tmeant to bea mom/dad____(insertobscure personyou don't know)got pregnantafter theyadopted

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What you need is a REAL man/woman
  2. Go to an infertility clinic. They just insert a baby into you
  3. They're practically giving away kids in ___(insert country)
  4. Must be fun trying *wink*
  5. Just Relax
  6. Stop trying so hard
  7. Have you tried ____ (insert embarrassing sexual position)?
  8. Probably has to do with all that dating/sleeping around you did
  9. People without kids seem so selfish
  10. I told you to start trying sooner
  11. You can have my kids
  12. Why don't you just adopt?
  13. I bet you wish you hadn't waited so long
  14. Consider yourself lucky not to have kids
  15. Are you preggers yet?
  16. Take a vacation
  17. You just need to be more patient
  18. Have you tried a glass of wine and sexy underwear?
  19. Kids are overrated
  20. All things work out for the best
  21. You can't wait forever, you know
  22. Maybe you and (partner) just aren't compatible
  23. Maybe you just weren't meant to be a mom/dad
  24. ____(insert obscure person you don't know) got pregnant after they adopted