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December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes.
  2. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  3. Reminders to estended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes Again)
  4. Gentlr rplanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  5. realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  6. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing :
  7. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  8. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  9. Nonessential community meetings p0lanned by liturgically unaware organizers
  10. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  11. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do Christmas REve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  12. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  13. Virus mows down the choir
  14. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month old wreath greeneery catches a spark
  15. Awkward children's timemoment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  16. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoneers
  17. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  18. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  19. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  20. Furnace and/or copier and/or computere breaks down
  21. Glimpsesof God's grace in the midst of it all
  22. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses.
  23. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  24. Child starts crying because sh can't get the Advent candle lit