Furnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks down"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneers"Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Christmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.Reminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hoursChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelitGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkGlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusDirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses.Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesRushshipping onChristmasEve candles"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"ChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Tacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemChristmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorVirusmowsdown thechoirFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :Nonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizersFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks down"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneers"Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Christmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.Reminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hoursChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelitGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkGlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusDirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses.Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesRushshipping onChristmasEve candles"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"ChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Tacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemChristmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorVirusmowsdown thechoirFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :Nonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizers

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Furnace and/or copier and/or computere breaks down
  2. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoneers
  3. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do Christmas REve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  4. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes.
  5. Reminders to estended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes Again)
  6. Awkward children's timemoment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  7. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  8. Child starts crying because sh can't get the Advent candle lit
  9. Gentlr rplanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  10. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month old wreath greeneery catches a spark
  11. Glimpsesof God's grace in the midst of it all
  12. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  13. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses.
  14. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  15. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  16. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  17. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  18. realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  19. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  20. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  21. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  22. Virus mows down the choir
  23. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing :
  24. Nonessential community meetings p0lanned by liturgically unaware organizers