Dirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses.Fourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supper"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneers"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Fire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :GlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemSubversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.Virusmowsdown thechoirrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerChristmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hoursFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks down"Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Franticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusNonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizersChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelitReminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)Dirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses.Fourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supper"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneers"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Fire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :GlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allTacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemSubversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.Virusmowsdown thechoirrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerChristmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hoursFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks down"Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Franticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusNonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizersChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelitReminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses.
  2. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month old wreath greeneery catches a spark
  3. Gentlr rplanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  4. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  5. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoneers
  6. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  7. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing :
  8. Glimpsesof God's grace in the midst of it all
  9. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  10. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  11. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  12. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes.
  13. Virus mows down the choir
  14. realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  15. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  16. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  17. Furnace and/or copier and/or computere breaks down
  18. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do Christmas REve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  19. Awkward children's timemoment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  20. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  21. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  22. Nonessential community meetings p0lanned by liturgically unaware organizers
  23. Child starts crying because sh can't get the Advent candle lit
  24. Reminders to estended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes Again)