Furnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks downReminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :Tacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemChristmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloRushshipping onChristmasEve candles"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Franticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusNonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizersFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkVirusmowsdown thechoirDirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses."Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.GlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelitLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneersNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hoursChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperFurnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks downReminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :Tacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemChristmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloRushshipping onChristmasEve candles"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Franticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusNonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizersFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkVirusmowsdown thechoirDirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses."Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into AdventservicesChristmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.GlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelitLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneersNot gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hoursChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supper

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Furnace and/or copier and/or computere breaks down
  2. Reminders to estended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes Again)
  3. Awkward children's timemoment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  4. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing :
  5. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  6. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  7. realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  8. Gentlr rplanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  9. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  10. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  11. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  12. Nonessential community meetings p0lanned by liturgically unaware organizers
  13. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month old wreath greeneery catches a spark
  14. Virus mows down the choir
  15. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses.
  16. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do Christmas REve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  17. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  18. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes.
  19. Glimpsesof God's grace in the midst of it all
  20. Child starts crying because sh can't get the Advent candle lit
  21. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  22. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoneers
  23. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  24. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper