"Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Not gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hours"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Christmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into Adventservices"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneersNonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizersReminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)Tacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :Christmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloVirusmowsdown thechoirLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Furnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks downDirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses.Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelit"Sorry I can't dowhat I'm scheduledto do ChristmasREve because Ihave to do this thingI've known about formonths."Not gettingpaid timeand a half forholiday hours"Blue""Purple""Blue""Purple"Christmascookies andcandy andcocoa andsugar crashes.Subversive erffortsby musicians tosneak Christmashymns into Adventservices"it's thethought thatcounts" giftfromparishoneersNonessentialcommunitymeetingsp0lanned byliturgicallyunawareorganizersReminders toestended familythat you have towork onChristmas Eve(yes Again)Tacky decorationsyou must usebecause belovedparishonerdonated/madethemRushshipping onChristmasEve candlesFourth Sunday ofAdventconflagration asmonth old wreathgreeneery catchesa sparkrealization thatyou haveNOTHING newto say about thebabe in themangerGlimpsesofGod's gracein the midstof it allChristmasEve pizza ortaco fastfood supperFire safetyconcerns crowdout holy awe asentirecongregation holdlit candles whilesinging :Christmas Evevisitorssurprised by theexistence of awoman pastorFranticsearch forsubstitutebaby JesusGentlr rplanationof why "Rudolph"is not anappropriateChristmas EvesoloVirusmowsdown thechoirLiveanimals forthe nativityscene???Furnaceand/or copierand/orcomputerebreaks downDirge tempofor "O Come,O ComeEmmanuel"--allseven verses.Awkwardchildren'stimemoment whenlittle Timmy wantsto know whatVIRGIN meansChild startscrying becausesh can't get theAdvent candlelit

December Clergy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Sorry I can't do what I'm scheduled to do Christmas REve because I have to do this thing I've known about for months."
  2. Not getting paid time and a half for holiday hours
  3. "Blue" "Purple" "Blue" "Purple"
  4. Christmas cookies and candy and cocoa and sugar crashes.
  5. Subversive erfforts by musicians to sneak Christmas hymns into Advent services
  6. "it's the thought that counts" gift from parishoneers
  7. Nonessential community meetings p0lanned by liturgically unaware organizers
  8. Reminders to estended family that you have to work on Christmas Eve (yes Again)
  9. Tacky decorations you must use because beloved parishoner donated/made them
  10. Rush shipping on Christmas Eve candles
  11. Fourth Sunday of Advent conflagration as month old wreath greeneery catches a spark
  12. realization that you have NOTHING new to say about the babe in the manger
  13. Glimpsesof God's grace in the midst of it all
  14. Christmas Eve pizza or taco fast food supper
  15. Fire safety concerns crowd out holy awe as entire congregation hold lit candles while singing :
  16. Christmas Eve visitors surprised by the existence of a woman pastor
  17. Frantic search for substitute baby Jesus
  18. Gentlr rplanation of why "Rudolph" is not an appropriate Christmas Eve solo
  19. Virus mows down the choir
  20. Live animals for the nativity scene???
  21. Furnace and/or copier and/or computere breaks down
  22. Dirge tempo for "O Come, O Come Emmanuel"--all seven verses.
  23. Awkward children's timemoment when little Timmy wants to know what VIRGIN means
  24. Child starts crying because sh can't get the Advent candle lit