The reviewers are all wrong. Our other consultant said... This is due next week! Let's get to work! I didn't read the solicitation. What's our chance of winning this? We address 2 / 3 of the absolute priorities. Write this proposal for us in three weeks. Timeline? What's that? What does the PO want me to do? Aren't you a subject matter expert? Can you get this back to me tomorrow? We gave you the wrong document. The PO said X, but I'm going to do Y. Here's the RFP. Send us a draft, please. Someone has to win, right? Why not us? I don't want to talk to the PO. Please do this other thing instead. Here's how I alienated the funder's staff. We ignored all your comments. We didn't register with the funder. Please work in google docs. Please use the Hero's Journey framework. We decided not to do the CPP. I don't know because I didn't read your email. The RFP asks for X, but we are proposing Y. The reviewers are all wrong. Our other consultant said... This is due next week! Let's get to work! I didn't read the solicitation. What's our chance of winning this? We address 2 / 3 of the absolute priorities. Write this proposal for us in three weeks. Timeline? What's that? What does the PO want me to do? Aren't you a subject matter expert? Can you get this back to me tomorrow? We gave you the wrong document. The PO said X, but I'm going to do Y. Here's the RFP. Send us a draft, please. Someone has to win, right? Why not us? I don't want to talk to the PO. Please do this other thing instead. Here's how I alienated the funder's staff. We ignored all your comments. We didn't register with the funder. Please work in google docs. Please use the Hero's Journey framework. We decided not to do the CPP. I don't know because I didn't read your email. The RFP asks for X, but we are proposing Y.
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
The reviewers are all wrong.
Our other consultant said...
This is due next week! Let's get to work!
I didn't read the solicitation.
What's our chance of winning this?
We address 2 / 3 of the absolute priorities.
Write this proposal for us in three weeks.
Timeline? What's
that?
What does the PO
want me to do?
Aren't you a subject matter expert?
Can you get this back to me tomorrow?
We gave you the wrong document.
The PO said X, but I'm going to do Y.
Here's the RFP. Send us a draft, please.
Someone has to win, right? Why not us?
I don't want to talk to
the PO.
Please do this other thing instead.
Here's how
I alienated the funder's staff.
We ignored all your comments.
We didn't register with the funder.
Please
work in google docs.
Please use the Hero's Journey framework.
We decided not to do the CPP.
I don't know because I didn't read your email.
The RFP asks for X,
but we are proposing Y.