What's ourchance ofwinningthis?I don't knowbecause Ididn't readyour email.Wedecidednot to dothe CPP.Can youget thisback to metomorrow?I didn'tread thesolicitation.Timeline?What'sthat?Our otherconsultantsaid...Someonehas to win,right? Whynot us?Thereviewersare allwrong.Pleasework ingoogledocs.This is duenext week!Let's getto work!Weignored allyourcomments.Here's howI alienatedthe funder'sstaff.We didn'tregisterwith thefunder.Here's theRFP. Sendus a draft,please.Please usethe Hero'sJourneyframework.Please dothis otherthinginstead.The POsaid X, butI'm goingto do Y.The RFPasks for X,but we areproposing Y.We gaveyou thewrongdocument.We address2 / 3 of theabsolutepriorities.I don'twant totalk tothe PO.Aren't youa subjectmatterexpert?Write thisproposal forus in threeweeks.What doesthe POwant meto do?What's ourchance ofwinningthis?I don't knowbecause Ididn't readyour email.Wedecidednot to dothe CPP.Can youget thisback to metomorrow?I didn'tread thesolicitation.Timeline?What'sthat?Our otherconsultantsaid...Someonehas to win,right? Whynot us?Thereviewersare allwrong.Pleasework ingoogledocs.This is duenext week!Let's getto work!Weignored allyourcomments.Here's howI alienatedthe funder'sstaff.We didn'tregisterwith thefunder.Here's theRFP. Sendus a draft,please.Please usethe Hero'sJourneyframework.Please dothis otherthinginstead.The POsaid X, butI'm goingto do Y.The RFPasks for X,but we areproposing Y.We gaveyou thewrongdocument.We address2 / 3 of theabsolutepriorities.I don'twant totalk tothe PO.Aren't youa subjectmatterexpert?Write thisproposal forus in threeweeks.What doesthe POwant meto do?

Grants Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What's our chance of winning this?
  2. I don't know because I didn't read your email.
  3. We decided not to do the CPP.
  4. Can you get this back to me tomorrow?
  5. I didn't read the solicitation.
  6. Timeline? What's that?
  7. Our other consultant said...
  8. Someone has to win, right? Why not us?
  9. The reviewers are all wrong.
  10. Please work in google docs.
  11. This is due next week! Let's get to work!
  12. We ignored all your comments.
  13. Here's how I alienated the funder's staff.
  14. We didn't register with the funder.
  15. Here's the RFP. Send us a draft, please.
  16. Please use the Hero's Journey framework.
  17. Please do this other thing instead.
  18. The PO said X, but I'm going to do Y.
  19. The RFP asks for X, but we are proposing Y.
  20. We gave you the wrong document.
  21. We address 2 / 3 of the absolute priorities.
  22. I don't want to talk to the PO.
  23. Aren't you a subject matter expert?
  24. Write this proposal for us in three weeks.
  25. What does the PO want me to do?