SlowinternetTrying toexplaintechnology toan oldpersonWhen someonedoesn’t covertheir mouthwhen theycoughFree!When youstand in apuddle andyou’re onlywearing socksWhen someoneplays they’remusic out loud onthe bus or traininstead of usingheadphonesWhen you’resitting a test oran exam andsomeonekeeps snifflingPeople whotext on theirphone whenyou’re talkingto themWhen someonesays ‘guess what’and then makesyou actually guessinstead of justsayingWhen you can’teat your lunch yetbecause yourfriend insists ongetting a picture ofthe food firstPeoplewho talkduring amovieWhen peopledon’t wait foryou to get offthe train beforethey get onLoudchewersPeoplewhosnorePerthdrivers thatcan’t mergeor indicateWhen someonewakes you upand says ‘ohwere youasleep?’‘Seen 2:45pm’(Whensomeone readsyour messageand doesn’trespond)People whohaveInstagramstories over100 secondsWhen thefrozen cokemachine atMacca’s isbrokenWhen peoplewalk reallyslowly infront of youPeople whoeat food fromyour plate anddon’t ask firstWhen peoplesay ‘no offencebut…” and thensay somethingsuper offensiveWhen you don’t hearsomeone the first time,so you ask them torepeat themselves, youstill don’t hear and youdon’t know whether toask them to repeat it athird timeWhen ayoutubevideo isn’tavailable inAustraliaWhen you gointo a room andyou forget thereason youcame there inthe first placeWhen theloop on yourjeans getscaught on adoor handleWhensomeonepushes infront of youin a queueWhen youmessage thegroup chatand NO ONErepliesPeoplewhocomplainall the timeWhen you leaveyour phone alonefor 5 minutes andyou have a millionnew messagesfrom the groupchatPeople whosharemovie/TV/bookspoilersWhen someoneopens your roomdoor to come inand then don’tclose it on the wayoutPenclickersWhen you’rerunning for thebus, the driversees you and theystill drive straightpast youWhen you make areally good call andno one hears it andthen a few secondslater someone elsesays the same thingand everyone hears itPeople whotalk overyou andinterruptPeople whostand on theright side ofthe escalatorand block itWhen you holdopen a door forsomeone andthey don’t say‘thank you’SlowinternetTrying toexplaintechnology toan oldpersonWhen someonedoesn’t covertheir mouthwhen theycoughFree!When youstand in apuddle andyou’re onlywearing socksWhen someoneplays they’remusic out loud onthe bus or traininstead of usingheadphonesWhen you’resitting a test oran exam andsomeonekeeps snifflingPeople whotext on theirphone whenyou’re talkingto themWhen someonesays ‘guess what’and then makesyou actually guessinstead of justsayingWhen you can’teat your lunch yetbecause yourfriend insists ongetting a picture ofthe food firstPeoplewho talkduring amovieWhen peopledon’t wait foryou to get offthe train beforethey get onLoudchewersPeoplewhosnorePerthdrivers thatcan’t mergeor indicateWhen someonewakes you upand says ‘ohwere youasleep?’‘Seen 2:45pm’(Whensomeone readsyour messageand doesn’trespond)People whohaveInstagramstories over100 secondsWhen thefrozen cokemachine atMacca’s isbrokenWhen peoplewalk reallyslowly infront of youPeople whoeat food fromyour plate anddon’t ask firstWhen peoplesay ‘no offencebut…” and thensay somethingsuper offensiveWhen you don’t hearsomeone the first time,so you ask them torepeat themselves, youstill don’t hear and youdon’t know whether toask them to repeat it athird timeWhen ayoutubevideo isn’tavailable inAustraliaWhen you gointo a room andyou forget thereason youcame there inthe first placeWhen theloop on yourjeans getscaught on adoor handleWhensomeonepushes infront of youin a queueWhen youmessage thegroup chatand NO ONErepliesPeoplewhocomplainall the timeWhen you leaveyour phone alonefor 5 minutes andyou have a millionnew messagesfrom the groupchatPeople whosharemovie/TV/bookspoilersWhen someoneopens your roomdoor to come inand then don’tclose it on the wayoutPenclickersWhen you’rerunning for thebus, the driversees you and theystill drive straightpast youWhen you make areally good call andno one hears it andthen a few secondslater someone elsesays the same thingand everyone hears itPeople whotalk overyou andinterruptPeople whostand on theright side ofthe escalatorand block itWhen you holdopen a door forsomeone andthey don’t say‘thank you’

WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS: The Official Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Slow internet
  2. Trying to explain technology to an old person
  3. When someone doesn’t cover their mouth when they cough
  4. Free!
  5. When you stand in a puddle and you’re only wearing socks
  6. When someone plays they’re music out loud on the bus or train instead of using headphones
  7. When you’re sitting a test or an exam and someone keeps sniffling
  8. People who text on their phone when you’re talking to them
  9. When someone says ‘guess what’ and then makes you actually guess instead of just saying
  10. When you can’t eat your lunch yet because your friend insists on getting a picture of the food first
  11. People who talk during a movie
  12. When people don’t wait for you to get off the train before they get on
  13. Loud chewers
  14. People who snore
  15. Perth drivers that can’t merge or indicate
  16. When someone wakes you up and says ‘oh were you asleep?’
  17. ‘Seen 2:45pm’ (When someone reads your message and doesn’t respond)
  18. People who have Instagram stories over 100 seconds
  19. When the frozen coke machine at Macca’s is broken
  20. When people walk really slowly in front of you
  21. People who eat food from your plate and don’t ask first
  22. When people say ‘no offence but…” and then say something super offensive
  23. When you don’t hear someone the first time, so you ask them to repeat themselves, you still don’t hear and you don’t know whether to ask them to repeat it a third time
  24. When a youtube video isn’t available in Australia
  25. When you go into a room and you forget the reason you came there in the first place
  26. When the loop on your jeans gets caught on a door handle
  27. When someone pushes in front of you in a queue
  28. When you message the group chat and NO ONE replies
  29. People who complain all the time
  30. When you leave your phone alone for 5 minutes and you have a million new messages from the group chat
  31. People who share movie/TV/book spoilers
  32. When someone opens your room door to come in and then don’t close it on the way out
  33. Pen clickers
  34. When you’re running for the bus, the driver sees you and they still drive straight past you
  35. When you make a really good call and no one hears it and then a few seconds later someone else says the same thing and everyone hears it
  36. People who talk over you and interrupt
  37. People who stand on the right side of the escalator and block it
  38. When you hold open a door for someone and they don’t say ‘thank you’