SlowinternetWhen youstand in apuddle andyour shoessoak through toyour socksWhen someonesays ‘guess what’and then makesyou actually guessinstead of justsayingWhen youmessage thegroup chat askinga question andNO ONE repliesLoudeatersandchewersPeoplewhosnoreWhen you’rerunning for thebus, the driversees you and theystill drive straightpast youWhen you can’teat your lunch yetbecause yourfriend insists ongetting a picture ofthe food firstWhen someonewakes you upand says ‘ohwere youasleep?’When peoplewalk reallyslowly infront of youWhen you holdopen a door forsomeone andthey don’t say‘thank you’People whoeat food fromyour plate anddon’t ask firstWhen someonedoesn’t covertheir mouthwhen theycoughWhen peopledon’t wait foryou to get offthe train beforethey get onWhen theloop on yourjeans getscaught on adoor handleWhen you gointo a room andyou forget thereason youcame there inthe first place‘Seen 2:45pm’(Whensomeone readsyour messageand doesn’trespond)When someoneplays their musicout loud on thebus or traininstead of usingheadphonesPeople whohaveInstagramstories over100 secondsWhen aYouTubevideo isn’tavailable inAustraliaPeople whotext on theirphone whenyou’re talkingto themWhen you’resitting a test oran exam andsomeonekeeps snifflingWhensomeonepushes infront of youin a queuePeople whostand on theright side ofthe escalatorand block itPeople whosharemovie/TV/bookspoilersPenclickersWhen you leaveyour phone alonefor 5 minutes andyou have a millionnew messagesfrom the groupchatPeople whotalk overyou andinterruptPeoplewho talkduring amoviePerthdrivers thatcan’t mergeor indicateWhen you make areally good call andno one hears it andthen a few secondslater someone elsesays the same thingand everyone hears itWhen peoplesay ‘no offencebut…” and thensay somethingsuper offensivePeople whosigh afterevery sipthey take oftheir drinkPeoplewhocomplainall the timePeople who don’tsilence theirphone in publicand you can hearstreams ofmessages comingthroughSlowinternetWhen youstand in apuddle andyour shoessoak through toyour socksWhen someonesays ‘guess what’and then makesyou actually guessinstead of justsayingWhen youmessage thegroup chat askinga question andNO ONE repliesLoudeatersandchewersPeoplewhosnoreWhen you’rerunning for thebus, the driversees you and theystill drive straightpast youWhen you can’teat your lunch yetbecause yourfriend insists ongetting a picture ofthe food firstWhen someonewakes you upand says ‘ohwere youasleep?’When peoplewalk reallyslowly infront of youWhen you holdopen a door forsomeone andthey don’t say‘thank you’People whoeat food fromyour plate anddon’t ask firstWhen someonedoesn’t covertheir mouthwhen theycoughWhen peopledon’t wait foryou to get offthe train beforethey get onWhen theloop on yourjeans getscaught on adoor handleWhen you gointo a room andyou forget thereason youcame there inthe first place‘Seen 2:45pm’(Whensomeone readsyour messageand doesn’trespond)When someoneplays their musicout loud on thebus or traininstead of usingheadphonesPeople whohaveInstagramstories over100 secondsWhen aYouTubevideo isn’tavailable inAustraliaPeople whotext on theirphone whenyou’re talkingto themWhen you’resitting a test oran exam andsomeonekeeps snifflingWhensomeonepushes infront of youin a queuePeople whostand on theright side ofthe escalatorand block itPeople whosharemovie/TV/bookspoilersPenclickersWhen you leaveyour phone alonefor 5 minutes andyou have a millionnew messagesfrom the groupchatPeople whotalk overyou andinterruptPeoplewho talkduring amoviePerthdrivers thatcan’t mergeor indicateWhen you make areally good call andno one hears it andthen a few secondslater someone elsesays the same thingand everyone hears itWhen peoplesay ‘no offencebut…” and thensay somethingsuper offensivePeople whosigh afterevery sipthey take oftheir drinkPeoplewhocomplainall the timePeople who don’tsilence theirphone in publicand you can hearstreams ofmessages comingthrough

WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS: The Official Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Slow internet
  2. When you stand in a puddle and your shoes soak through to your socks
  3. When someone says ‘guess what’ and then makes you actually guess instead of just saying
  4. When you message the group chat asking a question and NO ONE replies
  5. Loud eaters and chewers
  6. People who snore
  7. When you’re running for the bus, the driver sees you and they still drive straight past you
  8. When you can’t eat your lunch yet because your friend insists on getting a picture of the food first
  9. When someone wakes you up and says ‘oh were you asleep?’
  10. When people walk really slowly in front of you
  11. When you hold open a door for someone and they don’t say ‘thank you’
  12. People who eat food from your plate and don’t ask first
  13. When someone doesn’t cover their mouth when they cough
  14. When people don’t wait for you to get off the train before they get on
  15. When the loop on your jeans gets caught on a door handle
  16. When you go into a room and you forget the reason you came there in the first place
  17. ‘Seen 2:45pm’ (When someone reads your message and doesn’t respond)
  18. When someone plays their music out loud on the bus or train instead of using headphones
  19. People who have Instagram stories over 100 seconds
  20. When a YouTube video isn’t available in Australia
  21. People who text on their phone when you’re talking to them
  22. When you’re sitting a test or an exam and someone keeps sniffling
  23. When someone pushes in front of you in a queue
  24. People who stand on the right side of the escalator and block it
  25. People who share movie/TV/book spoilers
  26. Pen clickers
  27. When you leave your phone alone for 5 minutes and you have a million new messages from the group chat
  28. People who talk over you and interrupt
  29. People who talk during a movie
  30. Perth drivers that can’t merge or indicate
  31. When you make a really good call and no one hears it and then a few seconds later someone else says the same thing and everyone hears it
  32. When people say ‘no offence but…” and then say something super offensive
  33. People who sigh after every sip they take of their drink
  34. People who complain all the time
  35. People who don’t silence their phone in public and you can hear streams of messages coming through