An articlewritten bySylvanA humorarticledescribingsomeone'sbreaka generic pictureof a vassarbuilding thatdoesn’t quite gowith the articletaken fromvassar.eduAn editorial by thestaff that barelystates any sort oftake on an issue thatwas important 2weeks ago whilepositioning itself as ARisk and Boldan articlethat startswith a quoteas its hookAn ad placedby the miscbegging youto come writefor the miscAn all misc editorialthat vaguely statesthe administrationmust do more tosupport whatever thepolitical crisis of themoment isatypoA picture of aperson withthe name of adifferentpersonAn article about anevent in which clark xujust interviews arandom person whowas there, any personreally, instead of any ofthe ppl who planned theeventA review of aTV show thathas been outfor over 6monthsaninappropriateword on thestreet joke thatabsolutely doesnot landthe wordintersectionality used ina way that makes youunsure if the userunderstands themeaningAn article about theVassar swim teamChris Roelkebeing quotedusing sportsjargon for a nonsports relatedsubjectan article about animportant non-vassar issue that isshoved to the sidefor the milliontharticle about vassarhook up cultureFree!An article mentioningBDS written bysomeone who wasnot yet attendingvassar during theBDS votepictures ofsomeone’stripAn articleby JesseAn articlethat startswith aquestion asits "hook"Factuallyinaccurateinformationabout theVSAan entirepage ofsomeone’squestionableartAn articleabout theVassarswim teamAn opinionpiece that boilsdown tothinking vassarstudents areclose mindedAn article about aVassar productionafter it happensthat offers noopinion about thequality of theproductionAn articlewritten bySylvanA humorarticledescribingsomeone'sbreaka generic pictureof a vassarbuilding thatdoesn’t quite gowith the articletaken fromvassar.eduAn editorial by thestaff that barelystates any sort oftake on an issue thatwas important 2weeks ago whilepositioning itself as ARisk and Boldan articlethat startswith a quoteas its hookAn ad placedby the miscbegging youto come writefor the miscAn all misc editorialthat vaguely statesthe administrationmust do more tosupport whatever thepolitical crisis of themoment isatypoA picture of aperson withthe name of adifferentpersonAn article about anevent in which clark xujust interviews arandom person whowas there, any personreally, instead of any ofthe ppl who planned theeventA review of aTV show thathas been outfor over 6monthsaninappropriateword on thestreet joke thatabsolutely doesnot landthe wordintersectionality used ina way that makes youunsure if the userunderstands themeaningAn article about theVassar swim teamChris Roelkebeing quotedusing sportsjargon for a nonsports relatedsubjectan article about animportant non-vassar issue that isshoved to the sidefor the milliontharticle about vassarhook up cultureFree!An article mentioningBDS written bysomeone who wasnot yet attendingvassar during theBDS votepictures ofsomeone’stripAn articleby JesseAn articlethat startswith aquestion asits "hook"Factuallyinaccurateinformationabout theVSAan entirepage ofsomeone’squestionableartAn articleabout theVassarswim teamAn opinionpiece that boilsdown tothinking vassarstudents areclose mindedAn article about aVassar productionafter it happensthat offers noopinion about thequality of theproduction

The Miscellany News Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. An article written by Sylvan
  2. A humor article describing someone's break
  3. a generic picture of a vassar building that doesn’t quite go with the article taken from vassar.edu
  4. An editorial by the staff that barely states any sort of take on an issue that was important 2 weeks ago while positioning itself as A Risk and Bold
  5. an article that starts with a quote as its hook
  6. An ad placed by the misc begging you to come write for the misc
  7. An all misc editorial that vaguely states the administration must do more to support whatever the political crisis of the moment is
  8. a typo
  9. A picture of a person with the name of a different person
  10. An article about an event in which clark xu just interviews a random person who was there, any person really, instead of any of the ppl who planned the event
  11. A review of a TV show that has been out for over 6 months
  12. an inappropriate word on the street joke that absolutely does not land
  13. the word intersectionality used in a way that makes you unsure if the user understands the meaning An article about the Vassar swim team
  14. Chris Roelke being quoted using sports jargon for a non sports related subject
  15. an article about an important non-vassar issue that is shoved to the side for the millionth article about vassar hook up culture
  16. Free!
  17. An article mentioning BDS written by someone who was not yet attending vassar during the BDS vote
  18. pictures of someone’s trip
  19. An article by Jesse
  20. An article that starts with a question as its "hook"
  21. Factually inaccurate information about the VSA
  22. an entire page of someone’s questionable art
  23. An article about the Vassar swim team
  24. An opinion piece that boils down to thinking vassar students are close minded
  25. An article about a Vassar production after it happens that offers no opinion about the quality of the production