"It'sdown...again!""I work from home!" // Iam going to doeverything I can to getthings resolved for youas quickly as possibleto have as small of animpact on your work asI can.Repeatsthemselvesconstantly"Unbelievable"or"Unacceptable"Calling back for the 5thtime after a tech hasbeen scheduled // I doshow that you have anappointment scheduled,and have spoken toseveral representatives.What troubleshooting didyou walk through with theprevious representatives?Lacks basicknowledgeof device orsoftwareScreamingChild in thebackgroundBrings up cost to try andget a sooner appointment// I understand. You'repaying for the service andyou want it to work. I canput in to escalate yourappointment and makesure you are not chargedfor the service while wework on repairing it.Theychanged theinput or"HDM-One"Wants credit for a freeservice, or far beyondthe scope of their issue// I'd be happy to applycredit towards [relatedservice / correct timeframe] for you.Won't TS but then complainsabout having to wait // Iunderstand why you'refrustrated. We can enter aquota request to escalate yourappointment, and if you'd likewe can try to get it runningover the phone to get yousome connectivity right awaRepeats yourdirections toa thirdperson"YouPeople""I know it'snot yourfault..." Yellsat youanywayCalls in for "only" getting>75% of their speed overwifi // With wifi, there willbe some fluctuation inspeeds. However, evenwith an ethernetconnection, anything overxx mbps is an acceptablespeed for your servicesWhy does this keepHappening? // Thereare many potentialcauses. Wetroubleshoot to try andnarrow down thepossibilities so we canget things resolved foryou long-term.Asks you to "send asignal" to a TV orcomputer // Iapologize, can onlysend signals tomediacom companyequipment.Only one device can'tconnect but it "must bethe wifi" // If other devicesin your home are able toconnect, the wifi isoperating properly, but wecan definitely check theindividual settings to tryand get that deviceconnecting.Aggressiveon theonset ofthe call"I've been out for Xdays!" No calls in last Xdays // Now that we'vebeen made aware ofthe problem, we'regoing to do whateverwe can to get it up andrunning for you asquickly as possible"Isn't thereanythingsoonerthan that?""It's a brand new x!" or"But it worked earlier!" //It's very possible theissue is elswhere, but it'simportant to be thorough.I'd hate for you to wait fora tech when the issuecould have been resolvedby phone troubleshooting."I'mcomputerilliterate""sloooooooow"or "It spins andspins""It'sdown...again!""I work from home!" // Iam going to doeverything I can to getthings resolved for youas quickly as possibleto have as small of animpact on your work asI can.Repeatsthemselvesconstantly"Unbelievable"or"Unacceptable"Calling back for the 5thtime after a tech hasbeen scheduled // I doshow that you have anappointment scheduled,and have spoken toseveral representatives.What troubleshooting didyou walk through with theprevious representatives?Lacks basicknowledgeof device orsoftwareScreamingChild in thebackgroundBrings up cost to try andget a sooner appointment// I understand. You'repaying for the service andyou want it to work. I canput in to escalate yourappointment and makesure you are not chargedfor the service while wework on repairing it.Theychanged theinput or"HDM-One"Wants credit for a freeservice, or far beyondthe scope of their issue// I'd be happy to applycredit towards [relatedservice / correct timeframe] for you.Won't TS but then complainsabout having to wait // Iunderstand why you'refrustrated. We can enter aquota request to escalate yourappointment, and if you'd likewe can try to get it runningover the phone to get yousome connectivity right awaRepeats yourdirections toa thirdperson"YouPeople""I know it'snot yourfault..." Yellsat youanywayCalls in for "only" getting>75% of their speed overwifi // With wifi, there willbe some fluctuation inspeeds. However, evenwith an ethernetconnection, anything overxx mbps is an acceptablespeed for your servicesWhy does this keepHappening? // Thereare many potentialcauses. Wetroubleshoot to try andnarrow down thepossibilities so we canget things resolved foryou long-term.Asks you to "send asignal" to a TV orcomputer // Iapologize, can onlysend signals tomediacom companyequipment.Only one device can'tconnect but it "must bethe wifi" // If other devicesin your home are able toconnect, the wifi isoperating properly, but wecan definitely check theindividual settings to tryand get that deviceconnecting.Aggressiveon theonset ofthe call"I've been out for Xdays!" No calls in last Xdays // Now that we'vebeen made aware ofthe problem, we'regoing to do whateverwe can to get it up andrunning for you asquickly as possible"Isn't thereanythingsoonerthan that?""It's a brand new x!" or"But it worked earlier!" //It's very possible theissue is elswhere, but it'simportant to be thorough.I'd hate for you to wait fora tech when the issuecould have been resolvedby phone troubleshooting."I'mcomputerilliterate""sloooooooow"or "It spins andspins"

Customer Service Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "It's down... again!"
  2. "I work from home!" // I am going to do everything I can to get things resolved for you as quickly as possible to have as small of an impact on your work as I can.
  3. Repeats themselves constantly
  4. "Unbelievable" or "Unacceptable"
  5. Calling back for the 5th time after a tech has been scheduled // I do show that you have an appointment scheduled, and have spoken to several representatives. What troubleshooting did you walk through with the previous representatives?
  6. Lacks basic knowledge of device or software
  7. Screaming Child in the background
  8. Brings up cost to try and get a sooner appointment // I understand. You're paying for the service and you want it to work. I can put in to escalate your appointment and make sure you are not charged for the service while we work on repairing it.
  9. They changed the input or "HDM-One"
  10. Wants credit for a free service, or far beyond the scope of their issue // I'd be happy to apply credit towards [related service / correct time frame] for you.
  11. Won't TS but then complains about having to wait // I understand why you're frustrated. We can enter a quota request to escalate your appointment, and if you'd like we can try to get it running over the phone to get you some connectivity right awa
  12. Repeats your directions to a third person
  13. "You People"
  14. "I know it's not your fault..." Yells at you anyway
  15. Calls in for "only" getting >75% of their speed over wifi // With wifi, there will be some fluctuation in speeds. However, even with an ethernet connection, anything over xx mbps is an acceptable speed for your services
  16. Why does this keep Happening? // There are many potential causes. We troubleshoot to try and narrow down the possibilities so we can get things resolved for you long-term.
  17. Asks you to "send a signal" to a TV or computer // I apologize, can only send signals to mediacom company equipment.
  18. Only one device can't connect but it "must be the wifi" // If other devices in your home are able to connect, the wifi is operating properly, but we can definitely check the individual settings to try and get that device connecting.
  19. Aggressive on the onset of the call
  20. "I've been out for X days!" No calls in last X days // Now that we've been made aware of the problem, we're going to do whatever we can to get it up and running for you as quickly as possible
  21. "Isn't there anything sooner than that?"
  22. "It's a brand new x!" or "But it worked earlier!" // It's very possible the issue is elswhere, but it's important to be thorough. I'd hate for you to wait for a tech when the issue could have been resolved by phone troubleshooting.
  23. "I'm computer illiterate"
  24. "sloooooooow" or "It spins and spins"