You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.The phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You loginto WA outof habitYou are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyou"Is this apermanentoutage?""But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.You did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitYou direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayCan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)"Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.Parenthas neverheard ofWAA shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is downYou try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.The phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You loginto WA outof habitYou are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyou"Is this apermanentoutage?""But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.You did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitYou direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayCan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)"Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.Parenthas neverheard ofWAA shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down

Wolverine Acces Outtage BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You try to login to WA just to see if it's working.
  2. Student waited until the last minute.
  3. Student or Parent didn't have UMID anyway.
  4. The phone or advising queue reaches 0
  5. You login to WA out of habit
  6. You are forced to create more work for a busier, future you
  7. "Is this a permanent outage?"
  8. "But I need this done TODAY"
  9. You see a funny email, meme or hear a joke about WA.
  10. You did extra work on Thursday in preperation.
  11. The day is actually less crazy than you expected.
  12. You figure out the answer to a question w/o WA
  13. Can't answer that question w/o WA (2)
  14. You have to create more work for someone off today, and don't feel that bad about it
  15. You direct a student to another office, who also can't help them until Monday
  16. Can't answer that question w/o WA (3)
  17. "Can you just check WA for..." "No, I really can't."
  18. Can't answer that question w/o WA (1)
  19. There's a point where there's literally nothing you can do.
  20. "That's okay, my question is general"
  21. A "general question" that is not at all general
  22. Person is sure WA is actually working.
  23. Parent has never heard of WA
  24. A short conversation became a long one because WA is down