You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)Person issure WAis actuallyworking.You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayYou are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouYou loginto WA outof habitStudentwaited untilthe lastminute.You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do."Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't.""Is this apermanentoutage?"You did extrawork onThursday inpreperation."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"Parenthas neverheard ofWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is downThe day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected."But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitYou see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)Person issure WAis actuallyworking.You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayYou are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouYou loginto WA outof habitStudentwaited untilthe lastminute.You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do."Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't.""Is this apermanentoutage?"You did extrawork onThursday inpreperation."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"Parenthas neverheard ofWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is downThe day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected."But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutit

Wolverine Acces Outtage BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You see a funny email, meme or hear a joke about WA.
  2. Can't answer that question w/o WA (3)
  3. Person is sure WA is actually working.
  4. You direct a student to another office, who also can't help them until Monday
  5. You are forced to create more work for a busier, future you
  6. You login to WA out of habit
  7. Student waited until the last minute.
  8. You try to login to WA just to see if it's working.
  9. There's a point where there's literally nothing you can do.
  10. "Can you just check WA for..." "No, I really can't."
  11. "Is this a permanent outage?"
  12. You did extra work on Thursday in preperation.
  13. "That's okay, my question is general"
  14. Parent has never heard of WA
  15. Can't answer that question w/o WA (1)
  16. A short conversation became a long one because WA is down
  17. The day is actually less crazy than you expected.
  18. "But I need this done TODAY"
  19. Student or Parent didn't have UMID anyway.
  20. You figure out the answer to a question w/o WA
  21. Can't answer that question w/o WA (2)
  22. A "general question" that is not at all general
  23. The phone or advising queue reaches 0
  24. You have to create more work for someone off today, and don't feel that bad about it