Parenthas neverheard ofWAA "generalquestion"that is not atall generalYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitThe day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute."But Ineed thisdoneTODAY""Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouYou loginto WA outof habitPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down"Is this apermanentoutage?"Parenthas neverheard ofWAA "generalquestion"that is not atall generalYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitThe day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute."But Ineed thisdoneTODAY""Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouYou loginto WA outof habitPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down"Is this apermanentoutage?"

Wolverine Acces Outtage BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Parent has never heard of WA
  2. A "general question" that is not at all general
  3. You did extra work on Thursday in preperation.
  4. There's a point where there's literally nothing you can do.
  5. You figure out the answer to a question w/o WA
  6. Can't answer that question w/o WA (3)
  7. You have to create more work for someone off today, and don't feel that bad about it
  8. The day is actually less crazy than you expected.
  9. Student waited until the last minute.
  10. "But I need this done TODAY"
  11. "Can you just check WA for..." "No, I really can't."
  12. You are forced to create more work for a busier, future you
  13. You login to WA out of habit
  14. Person is sure WA is actually working.
  15. You direct a student to another office, who also can't help them until Monday
  16. The phone or advising queue reaches 0
  17. You see a funny email, meme or hear a joke about WA.
  18. "That's okay, my question is general"
  19. Student or Parent didn't have UMID anyway.
  20. Can't answer that question w/o WA (1)
  21. You try to login to WA just to see if it's working.
  22. Can't answer that question w/o WA (2)
  23. A short conversation became a long one because WA is down
  24. "Is this a permanent outage?"