Person issure WAis actuallyworking.You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouA "generalquestion"that is not atall generalYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA."But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"You loginto WA outof habitStudent orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)"Is this apermanentoutage?""Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)Parenthas neverheard ofWAThere's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayYou try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is downPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouA "generalquestion"that is not atall generalYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA."But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"You loginto WA outof habitStudent orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)"Is this apermanentoutage?""Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWACan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)Parenthas neverheard ofWAThere's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do."That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayYou try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down

Wolverine Acces Outtage BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Person is sure WA is actually working.
  2. You are forced to create more work for a busier, future you
  3. A "general question" that is not at all general
  4. You did extra work on Thursday in preperation.
  5. Student waited until the last minute.
  6. You have to create more work for someone off today, and don't feel that bad about it
  7. The phone or advising queue reaches 0
  8. You see a funny email, meme or hear a joke about WA.
  9. "But I need this done TODAY"
  10. You login to WA out of habit
  11. Student or Parent didn't have UMID anyway.
  12. Can't answer that question w/o WA (1)
  13. "Is this a permanent outage?"
  14. "Can you just check WA for..." "No, I really can't."
  15. You figure out the answer to a question w/o WA
  16. Can't answer that question w/o WA (3)
  17. Parent has never heard of WA
  18. There's a point where there's literally nothing you can do.
  19. "That's okay, my question is general"
  20. Can't answer that question w/o WA (2)
  21. You direct a student to another office, who also can't help them until Monday
  22. You try to login to WA just to see if it's working.
  23. The day is actually less crazy than you expected.
  24. A short conversation became a long one because WA is down