"Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down"But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)You loginto WA outof habit"That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWAThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)"Is this apermanentoutage?"A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalYou direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayStudent orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Parenthas neverheard ofWAYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyou"Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down"But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"There's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)You loginto WA outof habit"That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWAThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)"Is this apermanentoutage?"A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalYou direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayStudent orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Parenthas neverheard ofWAYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyou

Wolverine Acces Outtage BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Can you just check WA for..." "No, I really can't."
  2. Student waited until the last minute.
  3. The day is actually less crazy than you expected.
  4. A short conversation became a long one because WA is down
  5. "But I need this done TODAY"
  6. There's a point where there's literally nothing you can do.
  7. You have to create more work for someone off today, and don't feel that bad about it
  8. Person is sure WA is actually working.
  9. Can't answer that question w/o WA (1)
  10. Can't answer that question w/o WA (3)
  11. You login to WA out of habit
  12. "That's okay, my question is general"
  13. You figure out the answer to a question w/o WA
  14. The phone or advising queue reaches 0
  15. Can't answer that question w/o WA (2)
  16. "Is this a permanent outage?"
  17. A "general question" that is not at all general
  18. You direct a student to another office, who also can't help them until Monday
  19. Student or Parent didn't have UMID anyway.
  20. You see a funny email, meme or hear a joke about WA.
  21. You try to login to WA just to see if it's working.
  22. Parent has never heard of WA
  23. You did extra work on Thursday in preperation.
  24. You are forced to create more work for a busier, future you