The phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayA "generalquestion"that is not atall generalParenthas neverheard ofWAThe day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is downCan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)You loginto WA outof habitCan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)"Is this apermanentoutage?""That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyou"But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"Person issure WAis actuallyworking.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWAThere's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway."Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayA "generalquestion"that is not atall generalParenthas neverheard ofWAThe day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is downCan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)You loginto WA outof habitCan'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)"Is this apermanentoutage?""That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyou"But Ineed thisdoneTODAY"Person issure WAis actuallyworking.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWAThere's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.You try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway."Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutit

Wolverine Acces Outtage BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The phone or advising queue reaches 0
  2. You did extra work on Thursday in preperation.
  3. You see a funny email, meme or hear a joke about WA.
  4. You direct a student to another office, who also can't help them until Monday
  5. A "general question" that is not at all general
  6. Parent has never heard of WA
  7. The day is actually less crazy than you expected.
  8. A short conversation became a long one because WA is down
  9. Can't answer that question w/o WA (1)
  10. You login to WA out of habit
  11. Can't answer that question w/o WA (3)
  12. "Is this a permanent outage?"
  13. "That's okay, my question is general"
  14. You are forced to create more work for a busier, future you
  15. "But I need this done TODAY"
  16. Person is sure WA is actually working.
  17. Can't answer that question w/o WA (2)
  18. You figure out the answer to a question w/o WA
  19. There's a point where there's literally nothing you can do.
  20. Student waited until the last minute.
  21. You try to login to WA just to see if it's working.
  22. Student or Parent didn't have UMID anyway.
  23. "Can you just check WA for..." "No, I really can't."
  24. You have to create more work for someone off today, and don't feel that bad about it