A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down"But Ineed thisdoneTODAY""That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)"Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.Parenthas neverheard ofWAYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouThere's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWAYou loginto WA outof habit"Is this apermanentoutage?"Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitYou try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.A shortconversationbecame a longone becauseWA is down"But Ineed thisdoneTODAY""That'sokay, myquestion isgeneral"You direct astudent toanother office,who also can'thelp them untilMondayPerson issure WAis actuallyworking.You see afunny email,meme orhear a jokeabout WA.Studentwaited untilthe lastminute.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (2)"Can you justcheck WAfor...""No, I reallycan't."The day isactually lesscrazy thanyouexpected.Parenthas neverheard ofWAYou did extrawork onThursday inpreperation.A "generalquestion"that is not atall generalThe phoneor advisingqueuereaches 0You are forcedto create morework for abusier, futureyouThere's apoint wherethere's literallynothing youcan do.Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (1)You figureout theanswer to aquestion w/oWAYou loginto WA outof habit"Is this apermanentoutage?"Can'tanswer thatquestionw/o WA (3)Student orParent didn'thave UMIDanyway.You have to createmore work forsomeone offtoday, and don'tfeel that bad aboutitYou try tologin to WAjust to see ifit's working.

Wolverine Acces Outtage BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A short conversation became a long one because WA is down
  2. "But I need this done TODAY"
  3. "That's okay, my question is general"
  4. You direct a student to another office, who also can't help them until Monday
  5. Person is sure WA is actually working.
  6. You see a funny email, meme or hear a joke about WA.
  7. Student waited until the last minute.
  8. Can't answer that question w/o WA (2)
  9. "Can you just check WA for..." "No, I really can't."
  10. The day is actually less crazy than you expected.
  11. Parent has never heard of WA
  12. You did extra work on Thursday in preperation.
  13. A "general question" that is not at all general
  14. The phone or advising queue reaches 0
  15. You are forced to create more work for a busier, future you
  16. There's a point where there's literally nothing you can do.
  17. Can't answer that question w/o WA (1)
  18. You figure out the answer to a question w/o WA
  19. You login to WA out of habit
  20. "Is this a permanent outage?"
  21. Can't answer that question w/o WA (3)
  22. Student or Parent didn't have UMID anyway.
  23. You have to create more work for someone off today, and don't feel that bad about it
  24. You try to login to WA just to see if it's working.