doctor can't figure out how to do simple task >3 improperly placed RTC orders/day patient attempts to show MSA gross thing in mouth political argument in waiting room patient attempts to hand MSA dentures patient ignores instructions spouse overrides pt "I have card/letter at home w/diff apt date" office supply famine mail received for wrong dept patient coughs in MSA's face patient in pain refuses same day appt cue long- winded personal story patient is early by exactly one month phone call sounds like wind tunnel patient comments on MSA's appearance Free! CYA averts disaster odontophobia lab case del to wrong clinic patient seems inebriated on phone patient snores in waiting room inexplicable smell (not flatus) patient sprays / spittles on MSA kiosk malfunction doctor can't figure out how to do simple task >3 improperly placed RTC orders/day patient attempts to show MSA gross thing in mouth political argument in waiting room patient attempts to hand MSA dentures patient ignores instructions spouse overrides pt "I have card/letter at home w/diff apt date" office supply famine mail received for wrong dept patient coughs in MSA's face patient in pain refuses same day appt cue long- winded personal story patient is early by exactly one month phone call sounds like wind tunnel patient comments on MSA's appearance Free! CYA averts disaster odontophobia lab case del to wrong clinic patient seems inebriated on phone patient snores in waiting room inexplicable smell (not flatus) patient sprays / spittles on MSA kiosk malfunction
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doctor can't figure out how to do simple task
>3 improperly placed RTC orders/day
patient attempts to show MSA gross thing in mouth
political argument in waiting room
patient attempts to hand MSA dentures
patient ignores instructions
spouse overrides pt
"I have card/letter at home w/diff apt date"
office supply famine
mail received for wrong dept
patient coughs in MSA's face
patient in pain refuses same day appt
cue long-winded personal story
patient is early by exactly one month
phone call sounds like wind tunnel
patient comments on MSA's appearance
Free!
CYA averts disaster
odontophobia
lab case del to wrong clinic
patient seems inebriated on phone
patient snores in waiting room
inexplicable smell (not flatus)
patient sprays / spittles on MSA
kiosk malfunction
