3. “Howlong isthis goingto take?”28. thinksyou havex-rayvision17. dogbite15.demandsantibiotics19.flirtatiouspatient18.expectsyou to be aspecialist14.convincedthey haveEbola orother10.“spiderbite”27. thinksthe ER isfree12.abdominalpain buteating food8. “severesymptoms”,normalvitals5. “I havea reallyhigh paintolerance.”4. “I amallergic toeverything.”20.googlegraduate21.nakedpatient2. “But Idon’t everget sick”11. 10/10pain butfallsasleep7. “Mymedicationsshould be inmy chart.”25. shouldhave goneto UrgentCare24.policeescort23. patienton cellphone22. needspsych -won't go16.demandsnarcotics26. thinksout of state= out ofthe country9. “sick forweeks”comes toER13. Accident,“nothing hurtbut I thought Ishould getcheckedanyway.”6. “Myfriendsays Ihave”29.“ExcusemeNurse!”1. “97.4 istotally afever forme.”3. “Howlong isthis goingto take?”28. thinksyou havex-rayvision17. dogbite15.demandsantibiotics19.flirtatiouspatient18.expectsyou to be aspecialist14.convincedthey haveEbola orother10.“spiderbite”27. thinksthe ER isfree12.abdominalpain buteating food8. “severesymptoms”,normalvitals5. “I havea reallyhigh paintolerance.”4. “I amallergic toeverything.”20.googlegraduate21.nakedpatient2. “But Idon’t everget sick”11. 10/10pain butfallsasleep7. “Mymedicationsshould be inmy chart.”25. shouldhave goneto UrgentCare24.policeescort23. patienton cellphone22. needspsych -won't go16.demandsnarcotics26. thinksout of state= out ofthe country9. “sick forweeks”comes toER13. Accident,“nothing hurtbut I thought Ishould getcheckedanyway.”6. “Myfriendsays Ihave”29.“ExcusemeNurse!”1. “97.4 istotally afever forme.”

Bad Patient Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 3. “How long is this going to take?”
  2. 28. thinks you have x-ray vision
  3. 17. dog bite
  4. 15. demands antibiotics
  5. 19. flirtatious patient
  6. 18. expects you to be a specialist
  7. 14. convinced they have Ebola or other
  8. 10. “spider bite”
  9. 27. thinks the ER is free
  10. 12. abdominal pain but eating food
  11. 8. “severe symptoms”, normal vitals
  12. 5. “I have a really high pain tolerance.”
  13. 4. “I am allergic to everything.”
  14. 20. google graduate
  15. 21. naked patient
  16. 2. “But I don’t ever get sick”
  17. 11. 10/10 pain but falls asleep
  18. 7. “My medications should be in my chart.”
  19. 25. should have gone to Urgent Care
  20. 24. police escort
  21. 23. patient on cell phone
  22. 22. needs psych - won't go
  23. 16. demands narcotics
  24. 26. thinks out of state = out of the country
  25. 9. “sick for weeks” comes to ER
  26. 13. Accident, “nothing hurt but I thought I should get checked anyway.”
  27. 6. “My friend says I have”
  28. 29. “Excuse me Nurse!”
  29. 1. “97.4 is totally a fever for me.”