8. “severesymptoms”,normalvitals29.“ExcusemeNurse!”10.“spiderbite”2. “But Idon’t everget sick”17. dogbite4. “I amallergic toeverything.”18.expectsyou to be aspecialist26. thinksout of state= out ofthe country9. “sick forweeks”comes toER1. “97.4 istotally afever forme.”23. patienton cellphone19.flirtatiouspatient24.policeescort12.abdominalpain buteating food13. Accident,“nothing hurtbut I thought Ishould getcheckedanyway.”21.nakedpatient15.demandsantibiotics16.demandsnarcotics20.googlegraduate22. needspsych -won't go25. shouldhave goneto UrgentCare27. thinksthe ER isfree7. “Mymedicationsshould be inmy chart.”14.convincedthey haveEbola orother6. “Myfriendsays Ihave”11. 10/10pain butfallsasleep3. “Howlong isthis goingto take?”5. “I havea reallyhigh paintolerance.”28. thinksyou havex-rayvision8. “severesymptoms”,normalvitals29.“ExcusemeNurse!”10.“spiderbite”2. “But Idon’t everget sick”17. dogbite4. “I amallergic toeverything.”18.expectsyou to be aspecialist26. thinksout of state= out ofthe country9. “sick forweeks”comes toER1. “97.4 istotally afever forme.”23. patienton cellphone19.flirtatiouspatient24.policeescort12.abdominalpain buteating food13. Accident,“nothing hurtbut I thought Ishould getcheckedanyway.”21.nakedpatient15.demandsantibiotics16.demandsnarcotics20.googlegraduate22. needspsych -won't go25. shouldhave goneto UrgentCare27. thinksthe ER isfree7. “Mymedicationsshould be inmy chart.”14.convincedthey haveEbola orother6. “Myfriendsays Ihave”11. 10/10pain butfallsasleep3. “Howlong isthis goingto take?”5. “I havea reallyhigh paintolerance.”28. thinksyou havex-rayvision

Bad Patient Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 8. “severe symptoms”, normal vitals
  2. 29. “Excuse me Nurse!”
  3. 10. “spider bite”
  4. 2. “But I don’t ever get sick”
  5. 17. dog bite
  6. 4. “I am allergic to everything.”
  7. 18. expects you to be a specialist
  8. 26. thinks out of state = out of the country
  9. 9. “sick for weeks” comes to ER
  10. 1. “97.4 is totally a fever for me.”
  11. 23. patient on cell phone
  12. 19. flirtatious patient
  13. 24. police escort
  14. 12. abdominal pain but eating food
  15. 13. Accident, “nothing hurt but I thought I should get checked anyway.”
  16. 21. naked patient
  17. 15. demands antibiotics
  18. 16. demands narcotics
  19. 20. google graduate
  20. 22. needs psych - won't go
  21. 25. should have gone to Urgent Care
  22. 27. thinks the ER is free
  23. 7. “My medications should be in my chart.”
  24. 14. convinced they have Ebola or other
  25. 6. “My friend says I have”
  26. 11. 10/10 pain but falls asleep
  27. 3. “How long is this going to take?”
  28. 5. “I have a really high pain tolerance.”
  29. 28. thinks you have x-ray vision