Oh, man,I'm sosick!I'll payyou nextThursdayWe're likebrothersI love you,manI'll payyou nextTuesdayCome onman, thatwas solong agoNoreason tostressWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI'll helpyoufind itMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!COPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goYou cantrust meI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goCOPS!I threw itout thewindowIt was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeThe bankmade abigmistakeAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?I gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?Oh, man,I'm sosick!I'll payyou nextThursdayWe're likebrothersI love you,manI'll payyou nextTuesdayCome onman, thatwas solong agoNoreason tostressWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI'll helpyoufind itMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!COPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goYou cantrust meI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goCOPS!I threw itout thewindowIt was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeThe bankmade abigmistakeAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?I gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?

BULLSHIT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oh, man, I'm so sick!
  2. I'll pay you next Thursday
  3. We're like brothers I love you, man
  4. I'll pay you next Tuesday
  5. Come on man, that was so long ago
  6. No reason to stress
  7. What? That’s yesterday’s dope
  8. I'll help you find it
  9. Man, they got the checks right out of the mailbox!
  10. COPS! The cops stole it Then they let me go
  11. COPS! Their dope dog ate it Then they let me go
  12. You can trust me
  13. I can’t find my phone, so I couldn’t call you
  14. COPS! The car's impounded It's all in the car They let me go
  15. COPS! I threw it out the window
  16. It was way too late to call Didn't want to be rude
  17. The bank made a big mistake
  18. Are you serious? That’s last week’s dope
  19. How could you think I'd do that? I'm so offended
  20. ROBBED! They got your money Then they let us go
  21. They got your dope They didn't find mine
  22. COPS! I got arrested They found all of it Then they let me go
  23. I’ll never do it again Why don’t you trust me?
  24. I gave you that already Don't you remember?