I'll payyou nextTuesdayCome onman, thatwas solong agoCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goOh, man,I'm sosick!I’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?It was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!COPS!I threw itout thewindowI'll helpyoufind itCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeNoreason tostressThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goYou cantrust meI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?The bankmade abigmistakeWe're likebrothersI love you,manHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedI'll payyou nextThursdayWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI'll payyou nextTuesdayCome onman, thatwas solong agoCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goOh, man,I'm sosick!I’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?It was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!COPS!I threw itout thewindowI'll helpyoufind itCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeNoreason tostressThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goYou cantrust meI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?The bankmade abigmistakeWe're likebrothersI love you,manHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedI'll payyou nextThursdayWhat?That’syesterday’sdope

BULLSHIT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'll pay you next Tuesday
  2. Come on man, that was so long ago
  3. COPS! The cops stole it Then they let me go
  4. Oh, man, I'm so sick!
  5. I’ll never do it again Why don’t you trust me?
  6. It was way too late to call Didn't want to be rude
  7. COPS! The car's impounded It's all in the car They let me go
  8. I can’t find my phone, so I couldn’t call you
  9. ROBBED! They got your money Then they let us go
  10. Man, they got the checks right out of the mailbox!
  11. COPS! I threw it out the window
  12. I'll help you find it
  13. COPS! Their dope dog ate it Then they let me go
  14. Are you serious? That’s last week’s dope
  15. No reason to stress
  16. They got your dope They didn't find mine
  17. COPS! I got arrested They found all of it Then they let me go
  18. You can trust me
  19. I gave you that already Don't you remember?
  20. The bank made a big mistake
  21. We're like brothers I love you, man
  22. How could you think I'd do that? I'm so offended
  23. I'll pay you next Thursday
  24. What? That’s yesterday’s dope