COPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goI'll payyou nextThursdayAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goOh, man,I'm sosick!You cantrust meThe bankmade abigmistakeI'll helpyoufind itThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goWe're likebrothersI love you,manIt was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?I'll payyou nextTuesdayI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goNoreason tostressCome onman, thatwas solong agoMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!How couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?COPS!I threw itout thewindowCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goI'll payyou nextThursdayAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goOh, man,I'm sosick!You cantrust meThe bankmade abigmistakeI'll helpyoufind itThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goWe're likebrothersI love you,manIt was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?I'll payyou nextTuesdayI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goNoreason tostressCome onman, thatwas solong agoMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!How couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?COPS!I threw itout thewindow

BULLSHIT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. COPS! The car's impounded It's all in the car They let me go
  2. I'll pay you next Thursday
  3. Are you serious? That’s last week’s dope
  4. COPS! Their dope dog ate it Then they let me go
  5. Oh, man, I'm so sick!
  6. You can trust me
  7. The bank made a big mistake
  8. I'll help you find it
  9. They got your dope They didn't find mine
  10. COPS! The cops stole it Then they let me go
  11. We're like brothers I love you, man
  12. It was way too late to call Didn't want to be rude
  13. What? That’s yesterday’s dope
  14. I’ll never do it again Why don’t you trust me?
  15. I'll pay you next Tuesday
  16. I can’t find my phone, so I couldn’t call you
  17. COPS! I got arrested They found all of it Then they let me go
  18. ROBBED! They got your money Then they let us go
  19. No reason to stress
  20. Come on man, that was so long ago
  21. Man, they got the checks right out of the mailbox!
  22. How could you think I'd do that? I'm so offended
  23. I gave you that already Don't you remember?
  24. COPS! I threw it out the window