Noreason tostressYou cantrust meAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeIt was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goI'll payyou nextTuesdayThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineWe're likebrothersI love you,manThe bankmade abigmistakeCome onman, thatwas solong agoCOPS!I threw itout thewindowWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!Oh, man,I'm sosick!I'll payyou nextThursdayCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?I'll helpyoufind itHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?I can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youNoreason tostressYou cantrust meAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeIt was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goI'll payyou nextTuesdayThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineWe're likebrothersI love you,manThe bankmade abigmistakeCome onman, thatwas solong agoCOPS!I threw itout thewindowWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!Oh, man,I'm sosick!I'll payyou nextThursdayCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?I'll helpyoufind itHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?I can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall you

BULLSHIT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No reason to stress
  2. You can trust me
  3. Are you serious? That’s last week’s dope
  4. It was way too late to call Didn't want to be rude
  5. COPS! I got arrested They found all of it Then they let me go
  6. I'll pay you next Tuesday
  7. They got your dope They didn't find mine
  8. We're like brothers I love you, man
  9. The bank made a big mistake
  10. Come on man, that was so long ago
  11. COPS! I threw it out the window
  12. What? That’s yesterday’s dope
  13. Man, they got the checks right out of the mailbox!
  14. Oh, man, I'm so sick!
  15. I'll pay you next Thursday
  16. COPS! The car's impounded It's all in the car They let me go
  17. COPS! Their dope dog ate it Then they let me go
  18. ROBBED! They got your money Then they let us go
  19. I gave you that already Don't you remember?
  20. I'll help you find it
  21. How could you think I'd do that? I'm so offended
  22. COPS! The cops stole it Then they let me go
  23. I’ll never do it again Why don’t you trust me?
  24. I can’t find my phone, so I couldn’t call you