Noreason tostressYou cantrust meI'll helpyoufind itThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goCOPS!I threw itout thewindowOh, man,I'm sosick!We're likebrothersI love you,manCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youThe bankmade abigmistakeCome onman, thatwas solong agoHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goI'll payyou nextThursdayMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!I gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?COPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI'll payyou nextTuesdayI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?It was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeNoreason tostressYou cantrust meI'll helpyoufind itThey gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goCOPS!I threw itout thewindowOh, man,I'm sosick!We're likebrothersI love you,manCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youThe bankmade abigmistakeCome onman, thatwas solong agoHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goI'll payyou nextThursdayMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!I gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?COPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI'll payyou nextTuesdayI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?It was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berude

BULLSHIT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No reason to stress
  2. You can trust me
  3. I'll help you find it
  4. They got your dope They didn't find mine
  5. COPS! Their dope dog ate it Then they let me go
  6. COPS! I threw it out the window
  7. Oh, man, I'm so sick!
  8. We're like brothers I love you, man
  9. COPS! The car's impounded It's all in the car They let me go
  10. I can’t find my phone, so I couldn’t call you
  11. The bank made a big mistake
  12. Come on man, that was so long ago
  13. How could you think I'd do that? I'm so offended
  14. COPS! I got arrested They found all of it Then they let me go
  15. Are you serious? That’s last week’s dope
  16. ROBBED! They got your money Then they let us go
  17. I'll pay you next Thursday
  18. Man, they got the checks right out of the mailbox!
  19. I gave you that already Don't you remember?
  20. COPS! The cops stole it Then they let me go
  21. What? That’s yesterday’s dope
  22. I'll pay you next Tuesday
  23. I’ll never do it again Why don’t you trust me?
  24. It was way too late to call Didn't want to be rude