I'll payyou nextTuesdayAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeOh, man,I'm sosick!It was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeYou cantrust meCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?They gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineWe're likebrothersI love you,manHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!Noreason tostressCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goI'll payyou nextThursdayWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youI'll helpyoufind itCOPS!I threw itout thewindowCome onman, thatwas solong agoI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?The bankmade abigmistakeI'll payyou nextTuesdayAre youserious?That’s lastweek’s dopeOh, man,I'm sosick!It was waytoo late tocall Didn'twant to berudeYou cantrust meCOPS!The copsstole itThen they letme goROBBED!They gotyour moneyThen they letus goCOPS! Thecar'simpoundedIt's all in the carThey let me goCOPS!I got arrestedThey found allof itThen they letme goI’ll never doit again Whydon’t youtrust me?They gotyour dopeThey didn'tfind mineWe're likebrothersI love you,manHow couldyou think I'ddo that?I'm sooffendedMan, theygot thechecks rightout of themailbox!Noreason tostressCOPS!Their dopedog ate itThen they letme goI'll payyou nextThursdayWhat?That’syesterday’sdopeI can’t findmy phone,so I couldn’tcall youI'll helpyoufind itCOPS!I threw itout thewindowCome onman, thatwas solong agoI gave youthat alreadyDon't youremember?The bankmade abigmistake

BULLSHIT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'll pay you next Tuesday
  2. Are you serious? That’s last week’s dope
  3. Oh, man, I'm so sick!
  4. It was way too late to call Didn't want to be rude
  5. You can trust me
  6. COPS! The cops stole it Then they let me go
  7. ROBBED! They got your money Then they let us go
  8. COPS! The car's impounded It's all in the car They let me go
  9. COPS! I got arrested They found all of it Then they let me go
  10. I’ll never do it again Why don’t you trust me?
  11. They got your dope They didn't find mine
  12. We're like brothers I love you, man
  13. How could you think I'd do that? I'm so offended
  14. Man, they got the checks right out of the mailbox!
  15. No reason to stress
  16. COPS! Their dope dog ate it Then they let me go
  17. I'll pay you next Thursday
  18. What? That’s yesterday’s dope
  19. I can’t find my phone, so I couldn’t call you
  20. I'll help you find it
  21. COPS! I threw it out the window
  22. Come on man, that was so long ago
  23. I gave you that already Don't you remember?
  24. The bank made a big mistake