Wondered howthe chemistrydepartment fitsin with SLU'sJesuit missionReceivedinstructionsfrom the TA thatdirectlycontradicted thepre-labHad to usean eyewashor safetyshowerConsideredtaking actions,legal or not, toget labcanceledConsideredconsuming achemical toget out of labLaughed atthe TA'sjokes to curryfavor withthemFelt a bond within yourlab section strongerthan any otherrelationship you'veformed because yourfriendship was forged inthe fires of chemistrySmelledchemicals(instead ofwafting)Hoped anaturaldisaster woulddestroyMonsantoUsed thewrongwastecontainerNot cleanedglasswareafter anexperimentRan an IRknowing fullwell that yourdesired productwas not in thesampleNot cleanedglasswarebeforestartingexperimentBrokeglasswareFalsifiedresults sothey werecloser toexpectationsCreated a realand presentdanger toyourself andothersPutglasswareaway wetMadeproduct"disappear"Obtainedresults thatbrokefundamentalnatural lawsPouredchemicalsdown thesinkMade a"largespill"Blatantlyignored TA'slab partnerassignmentsDecided thatyou would100% not stripfor the safetyshower if itcame to thatQuestioned iftaking anothersemester of labwas worthachieving yourmajor life goalsWondered howthe chemistrydepartment fitsin with SLU'sJesuit missionReceivedinstructionsfrom the TA thatdirectlycontradicted thepre-labHad to usean eyewashor safetyshowerConsideredtaking actions,legal or not, toget labcanceledConsideredconsuming achemical toget out of labLaughed atthe TA'sjokes to curryfavor withthemFelt a bond within yourlab section strongerthan any otherrelationship you'veformed because yourfriendship was forged inthe fires of chemistrySmelledchemicals(instead ofwafting)Hoped anaturaldisaster woulddestroyMonsantoUsed thewrongwastecontainerNot cleanedglasswareafter anexperimentRan an IRknowing fullwell that yourdesired productwas not in thesampleNot cleanedglasswarebeforestartingexperimentBrokeglasswareFalsifiedresults sothey werecloser toexpectationsCreated a realand presentdanger toyourself andothersPutglasswareaway wetMadeproduct"disappear"Obtainedresults thatbrokefundamentalnatural lawsPouredchemicalsdown thesinkMade a"largespill"Blatantlyignored TA'slab partnerassignmentsDecided thatyou would100% not stripfor the safetyshower if itcame to thatQuestioned iftaking anothersemester of labwas worthachieving yourmajor life goals

Organic Chemistry Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wondered how the chemistry department fits in with SLU's Jesuit mission
  2. Received instructions from the TA that directly contradicted the pre-lab
  3. Had to use an eyewash or safety shower
  4. Considered taking actions, legal or not, to get lab canceled
  5. Considered consuming a chemical to get out of lab
  6. Laughed at the TA's jokes to curry favor with them
  7. Felt a bond within your lab section stronger than any other relationship you've formed because your friendship was forged in the fires of chemistry
  8. Smelled chemicals (instead of wafting)
  9. Hoped a natural disaster would destroy Monsanto
  10. Used the wrong waste container
  11. Not cleaned glassware after an experiment
  12. Ran an IR knowing full well that your desired product was not in the sample
  13. Not cleaned glassware before starting experiment
  14. Broke glassware
  15. Falsified results so they were closer to expectations
  16. Created a real and present danger to yourself and others
  17. Put glassware away wet
  18. Made product "disappear"
  19. Obtained results that broke fundamental natural laws
  20. Poured chemicals down the sink
  21. Made a "large spill"
  22. Blatantly ignored TA's lab partner assignments
  23. Decided that you would 100% not strip for the safety shower if it came to that
  24. Questioned if taking another semester of lab was worth achieving your major life goals