Say you're going to "make groceries" Been to a funeral & the deceased & his wife are wearing matching outfits All of your drinking glasses used to be jelly jars Use the words: "You got me f**ked up" You have over 10 uses for Vaseline, the first being "shoe polish" Refer to the refrigerator as "the icebox" You use gel to slick your edges or "baby hair" Bought an outfit, wore it, and returned it Used an envelope as a dust pan Batteries in your remote is held in place by tape Got a "fit" from Forman Mills Wear a Doo Rag to conduct Business Have a pair of "Apple Bottom Jeans" Use grocery bags to line your trash can Think Leggings is good "Biz Casual" Wear Rode on a Donut for more than 3 days Have used grease in a Crisco can on your Stove Are you friends with a "Ray Ray, Ree Ree, Peanut" Does your shoes cost more than your car? Use the words: "I wish a MF would" Bought clothing from a gas station: T-shirt Have or Had fake Tags on your Car Can "Cowboy" a drink Add an "ed" to past tense words: Tooked Wear "House Shoes" to conduct Business Use the words: "Screet or Scrait" Your kids were in your wedding You can out run a police dog You use the word "frew" or "wayment" Say you're going to "make groceries" Been to a funeral & the deceased & his wife are wearing matching outfits All of your drinking glasses used to be jelly jars Use the words: "You got me f**ked up" You have over 10 uses for Vaseline, the first being "shoe polish" Refer to the refrigerator as "the icebox" You use gel to slick your edges or "baby hair" Bought an outfit, wore it, and returned it Used an envelope as a dust pan Batteries in your remote is held in place by tape Got a "fit" from Forman Mills Wear a Doo Rag to conduct Business Have a pair of "Apple Bottom Jeans" Use grocery bags to line your trash can Think Leggings is good "Biz Casual" Wear Rode on a Donut for more than 3 days Have used grease in a Crisco can on your Stove Are you friends with a "Ray Ray, Ree Ree, Peanut" Does your shoes cost more than your car? Use the words: "I wish a MF would" Bought clothing from a gas station: T-shirt Have or Had fake Tags on your Car Can "Cowboy" a drink Add an "ed" to past tense words: Tooked Wear "House Shoes" to conduct Business Use the words: "Screet or Scrait" Your kids were in your wedding You can out run a police dog You use the word "frew" or "wayment"
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Say you're going to
"make groceries"
Been to a funeral & the deceased & his wife are wearing matching outfits
All of your drinking glasses used to be jelly jars
Use the words: "You got me f**ked up"
You have over 10 uses for Vaseline, the first being
"shoe polish"
Refer to the refrigerator as "the icebox"
You use gel to slick your edges or "baby hair"
Bought an outfit, wore it, and returned it
Used an envelope as a dust pan
Batteries in your remote is held in place by tape
Got a "fit" from Forman Mills
Wear a Doo Rag to conduct Business
Have a pair of "Apple Bottom Jeans"
Use grocery bags to line your trash can
Think Leggings is good "Biz Casual" Wear
Rode on a Donut for more than 3 days
Have used grease in a Crisco can on your Stove
Are you friends with a "Ray Ray, Ree Ree, Peanut"
Does your shoes cost more than your car?
Use the words: "I wish a MF would"
Bought clothing from a gas station: T-shirt
Have or Had fake Tags on your Car
Can
"Cowboy" a drink
Add an "ed" to past tense words: Tooked
Wear
"House Shoes" to conduct Business
Use the words: "Screet or Scrait"
Your kids were in your wedding
You can out run a police dog
You use the word "frew" or "wayment"
