Don'tax mea shortordercookIt wasthe pitsNewEve'sYearThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Judge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?FREE!Filletof soleNoahcountWeedinEdenShe wasmerry(Mary)BeatitudesQ. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1Adamhad'emTheMagiKingdomBaa-shfulJosephserved onPharaoh'scourtMarkmywordsHismotherwinedabout itPaulbearershis faithPeteredoutBirdsof preyHe wasin deNileFastfoodThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Don'tax mea shortordercookIt wasthe pitsNewEve'sYearThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Judge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?FREE!Filletof soleNoahcountWeedinEdenShe wasmerry(Mary)BeatitudesQ. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1Adamhad'emTheMagiKingdomBaa-shfulJosephserved onPharaoh'scourtMarkmywordsHismotherwinedabout itPaulbearershis faithPeteredoutBirdsof preyHe wasin deNileFastfoodThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."

Bible Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don't ax me
  2. a short order cook
  3. It was the pits
  4. New Eve's Year
  5. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  6. Judge: Why did you kick Mr. Smith in the crotch? Defendant: How was I supposed to know he was going to suddenly turn around?
  7. FREE!
  8. Fillet of sole
  9. Noah count
  10. Weedin Eden
  11. She was merry (Mary)
  12. Beatitudes
  13. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. 1
  14. Adam had'em
  15. The Magi Kingdom
  16. Baa-shful
  17. Joseph served on Pharaoh's court
  18. Mark my words
  19. His mother wined about it
  20. Paul bearers
  21. his faith Petered out
  22. Birds of prey
  23. He was in de Nile
  24. Fast food
  25. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."