Don'tax meHismotherwinedabout itNewEve'sYearFastfoodAdamhad'emIt wasthe pitsMarkmywordshis faithPeteredoutHe wasin deNileNoahcountFilletof soleWeedinEdenPaulbearersThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Q. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1Judge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?FREE!Josephserved onPharaoh'scourtBirdsof preyShe wasmerry(Mary)TheMagiKingdomBeatitudesThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Baa-shfula shortordercookDon'tax meHismotherwinedabout itNewEve'sYearFastfoodAdamhad'emIt wasthe pitsMarkmywordshis faithPeteredoutHe wasin deNileNoahcountFilletof soleWeedinEdenPaulbearersThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Q. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1Judge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?FREE!Josephserved onPharaoh'scourtBirdsof preyShe wasmerry(Mary)TheMagiKingdomBeatitudesThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Baa-shfula shortordercook

Bible Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don't ax me
  2. His mother wined about it
  3. New Eve's Year
  4. Fast food
  5. Adam had'em
  6. It was the pits
  7. Mark my words
  8. his faith Petered out
  9. He was in de Nile
  10. Noah count
  11. Fillet of sole
  12. Weedin Eden
  13. Paul bearers
  14. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  15. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. 1
  16. Judge: Why did you kick Mr. Smith in the crotch? Defendant: How was I supposed to know he was going to suddenly turn around?
  17. FREE!
  18. Joseph served on Pharaoh's court
  19. Birds of prey
  20. She was merry (Mary)
  21. The Magi Kingdom
  22. Beatitudes
  23. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  24. Baa-shful
  25. a short order cook