a shortordercookThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Q. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1Adamhad'emFREE!FastfoodIt wasthe pitsBirdsof preyPaulbearersShe wasmerry(Mary)MarkmywordsJudge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?WeedinEdenBaa-shfulNoahcountDon'tax meNewEve'sYearFilletof soleBeatitudesHe wasin deNilehis faithPeteredoutTheMagiKingdomJosephserved onPharaoh'scourtHismotherwinedabout itThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."a shortordercookThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Q. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1Adamhad'emFREE!FastfoodIt wasthe pitsBirdsof preyPaulbearersShe wasmerry(Mary)MarkmywordsJudge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?WeedinEdenBaa-shfulNoahcountDon'tax meNewEve'sYearFilletof soleBeatitudesHe wasin deNilehis faithPeteredoutTheMagiKingdomJosephserved onPharaoh'scourtHismotherwinedabout itThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."

Bible Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. a short order cook
  2. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  3. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. 1
  4. Adam had'em
  5. FREE!
  6. Fast food
  7. It was the pits
  8. Birds of prey
  9. Paul bearers
  10. She was merry (Mary)
  11. Mark my words
  12. Judge: Why did you kick Mr. Smith in the crotch? Defendant: How was I supposed to know he was going to suddenly turn around?
  13. Weedin Eden
  14. Baa-shful
  15. Noah count
  16. Don't ax me
  17. New Eve's Year
  18. Fillet of sole
  19. Beatitudes
  20. He was in de Nile
  21. his faith Petered out
  22. The Magi Kingdom
  23. Joseph served on Pharaoh's court
  24. His mother wined about it
  25. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."