Adamhad'emFastfoodJudge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?Josephserved onPharaoh'scourtDon'tax meBirdsof preyFREE!The Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Baa-shfulNewEve'sYearHe wasin deNileQ. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1NoahcountThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."WeedinEdenhis faithPeteredoutShe wasmerry(Mary)It wasthe pitsPaulbearersTheMagiKingdomMarkmywordsa shortordercookFilletof soleBeatitudesHismotherwinedabout itAdamhad'emFastfoodJudge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?Josephserved onPharaoh'scourtDon'tax meBirdsof preyFREE!The Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Baa-shfulNewEve'sYearHe wasin deNileQ. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1NoahcountThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."WeedinEdenhis faithPeteredoutShe wasmerry(Mary)It wasthe pitsPaulbearersTheMagiKingdomMarkmywordsa shortordercookFilletof soleBeatitudesHismotherwinedabout it

Bible Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Adam had'em
  2. Fast food
  3. Judge: Why did you kick Mr. Smith in the crotch? Defendant: How was I supposed to know he was going to suddenly turn around?
  4. Joseph served on Pharaoh's court
  5. Don't ax me
  6. Birds of prey
  7. FREE!
  8. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  9. Baa-shful
  10. New Eve's Year
  11. He was in de Nile
  12. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. 1
  13. Noah count
  14. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  15. Weedin Eden
  16. his faith Petered out
  17. She was merry (Mary)
  18. It was the pits
  19. Paul bearers
  20. The Magi Kingdom
  21. Mark my words
  22. a short order cook
  23. Fillet of sole
  24. Beatitudes
  25. His mother wined about it