It wasthe pitsa shortordercookAdamhad'emJosephserved onPharaoh'scourtPaulbearersFREE!She wasmerry(Mary)Filletof soleJudge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?He wasin deNileNoahcountThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."MarkmywordsDon'tax meNewEve'sYearBirdsof preyWeedinEdenHismotherwinedabout ithis faithPeteredoutFastfoodBeatitudesTheMagiKingdomQ. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1The Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Baa-shfulIt wasthe pitsa shortordercookAdamhad'emJosephserved onPharaoh'scourtPaulbearersFREE!She wasmerry(Mary)Filletof soleJudge: Why did youkick Mr. Smith in thecrotch?Defendant: How wasI supposed to knowhe was going tosuddenly turnaround?He wasin deNileNoahcountThe Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."MarkmywordsDon'tax meNewEve'sYearBirdsof preyWeedinEdenHismotherwinedabout ithis faithPeteredoutFastfoodBeatitudesTheMagiKingdomQ. Doctor, how manyautopsies have youperformed on deadpeople?A. All my autopsieshave been performedon dead people.1The Judge admonished thewitness,"Do you understand that youhave sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what willhappen if you are nottruthful?""Sure," said the witness. "Myside will win."Baa-shful

Bible Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It was the pits
  2. a short order cook
  3. Adam had'em
  4. Joseph served on Pharaoh's court
  5. Paul bearers
  6. FREE!
  7. She was merry (Mary)
  8. Fillet of sole
  9. Judge: Why did you kick Mr. Smith in the crotch? Defendant: How was I supposed to know he was going to suddenly turn around?
  10. He was in de Nile
  11. Noah count
  12. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  13. Mark my words
  14. Don't ax me
  15. New Eve's Year
  16. Birds of prey
  17. Weedin Eden
  18. His mother wined about it
  19. his faith Petered out
  20. Fast food
  21. Beatitudes
  22. The Magi Kingdom
  23. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. 1
  24. The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
  25. Baa-shful