Malcolmmakes a toasteven thoughhe has beenordered not toSomeonesays "Forcrying outloud!"We geta flattireOliver andFelix clearthe tablewhen askedSomeonesays "ForHeaven'sSake!"Oliver andFelix fightin the carRuairi andThaddeushave a drinktogetherSomeoneother thanLucia tellsThaddeusthey love himAwkwardavoidanceof politicsQuentin endsup thinkingAmericansare crazyOliver andFelix retireto theplayroomAtrialfibrillationSomeonefallsasleepWeplayTabooLouise is astress balluntileveryonearrivesCalvin tells astory towhich allmust berivetedLuciaends upin tearsLucia'sstomachplays trickson herLouisemakes aderogatoryremark toMalcolmPat waxeseloquent abouthow muchprogress she ismaking becauseof her attitudealoneLucia makesit through theday withoutfeeling sickPat drinkstoo muchwineJibgetsfleasSomeonelaughsuntil hecriesMalcolmmakes a toasteven thoughhe has beenordered not toSomeonesays "Forcrying outloud!"We geta flattireOliver andFelix clearthe tablewhen askedSomeonesays "ForHeaven'sSake!"Oliver andFelix fightin the carRuairi andThaddeushave a drinktogetherSomeoneother thanLucia tellsThaddeusthey love himAwkwardavoidanceof politicsQuentin endsup thinkingAmericansare crazyOliver andFelix retireto theplayroomAtrialfibrillationSomeonefallsasleepWeplayTabooLouise is astress balluntileveryonearrivesCalvin tells astory towhich allmust berivetedLuciaends upin tearsLucia'sstomachplays trickson herLouisemakes aderogatoryremark toMalcolmPat waxeseloquent abouthow muchprogress she ismaking becauseof her attitudealoneLucia makesit through theday withoutfeeling sickPat drinkstoo muchwineJibgetsfleasSomeonelaughsuntil hecries

Dysfunctional Family Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Malcolm makes a toast even though he has been ordered not to
  2. Someone says "For crying out loud!"
  3. We get a flat tire
  4. Oliver and Felix clear the table when asked
  5. Someone says "For Heaven's Sake!"
  6. Oliver and Felix fight in the car
  7. Ruairi and Thaddeus have a drink together
  8. Someone other than Lucia tells Thaddeus they love him
  9. Awkward avoidance of politics
  10. Quentin ends up thinking Americans are crazy
  11. Oliver and Felix retire to the playroom
  12. Atrial fibrillation
  13. Someone falls asleep
  14. We play Taboo
  15. Louise is a stress ball until everyone arrives
  16. Calvin tells a story to which all must be riveted
  17. Lucia ends up in tears
  18. Lucia's stomach plays tricks on her
  19. Louise makes a derogatory remark to Malcolm
  20. Pat waxes eloquent about how much progress she is making because of her attitude alone
  21. Lucia makes it through the day without feeling sick
  22. Pat drinks too much wine
  23. Jib gets fleas
  24. Someone laughs until he cries