(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Laughing at immature jokes
+1 for fart jokes
+2 for crying laughing
cites something and forgets what sketchy online source it's from
+1 if it's probably Facebook
+2 if it's probably Perez Hilton
+3 for "it's not Perez Hilton!1"
Complaining about being late
+1 for "she does this every time"
Not justifying an opinion +1 for "just b/c"
"im just tired"
+1 if this is after you mention food shopping
"we're leaving w/out you!"
+1 if she moves the car 2 inches but doesn't leave
"get your license/learn to drive"
+1 if you weren't talking about driving/cars
+500 for job/license/Roth IRA combo
"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PIZZA AND MY OPINION IS I ASKED FOR PIZZA!1!1"
Slamming the cabinets to make us feel guilty
"I went shopping last week!"
Judging people
+1 if it's someone walking
+2 if it's about their weight
Is on Facebook
+1 if it's while you're trying to talk
+2 if she laughs at an unfunny meme
+3 if she laughs at an onion article
Tries to justify liking Donald trump
"we just need to get the house sold first..."
+1if the conversation wasn't even related to houses
Yelling for no reason/if we do one small thing wrong
"THE HOUSE IS A MESS"
anything hypocritical
That's
✨Mi-ll-ik-en✨
Ok, buhbye
Acting nice in front of guests but then mean to you
"if it's free it's for me" space
Yelling at us so we cry on holidays/birthdays
"just get creative"
Not liking tattoos or piercings
"GET A ROTH IRA"
+1 if a 401k is mentioned
+2 if it's pronounced wrong
GET A JOB!
+1 if it's market basket
+2 for "maybe I should get a job at market basket"