Teaching yourselfuseless facts insteadof working+1 if you end upgoing onr/todayilearned forhoursStaring at a wallas a form ofprocrastination+1 if this goes onfor longer than anhourThe fear when yourealize theprocrastination hasgone too far+1 if it's 1am andyour assignment isdue the next dayWatchingNetflix orHulu toprocrastinateWriting a very specificby-the-hour to-do listand then not doinganything+1 if the to-do listwasted so much timeand you could've doneall your work in thattime"if I just finish thisshow or this episodethen I'll be able tocompletely devote allmy attention to theassignment"Feeling guiltyabout notdoing workbut to tired toworkWalking aimlesslydownstairs+1 if you checkthe fridge for foodbut there's noneMaking bingoboards toprocrastinate(hahaHAwhoops)Baking weird food+1 if it's a mug cake+2 for edible cookiedough for one that youtriple the recipe for andeat all of it+3 if it ends up tastinghorrible+4 if it almost burns thehouse downGetting oneassignment done andthen giving yourself a15 break bc somewebsite said thathelps but then youspend 3 hours onyoutubeFinding a new showto watch and thennot working bc yourwatching it and if youtry to work you justthink about the showConsidering learning anew language+1 if youreprocrastinating learningthe language you havea class for by doing thisLooking up articles on gettingmotivated to do your work+1 if they don't help at all+2 if they say to set everythingin front of you+3 if they say to "tell yourselfthat you'll work for 5 minutesthen you can do what youwant bc then you'll probabSaying you'llbe moremotivatedtomorrow butyou aren'tWatching stupid YouTubevideos+1 ending up at WatchMojovideos+2 ending up at conspiracyvideos+3 ending up at videos from2009 of "real aliens" that are aminute of grainy footage ofwhat probably is a personTrying to pull an allnighter but then youthink "well I have allnight since im definitelypulling an all nighter soI'll do it later" then youend up falling asleep at4amPutting on music tomotivate you butthen gettingdistracted by it+1 if you end up lipsynching to it+2 if it's an entiremusicalLooking up ways to wakeyourself up so you'remore motivated to work+1 if it says eat an appleand drink water so you doboth but they don't work+2 if you try makingsomething and it almostburns the house downWatchingvine compstoprocrastinateDoing a face maskinstead of working+1 if this was tomotivate yourself but itdoesn't work+2 if this was because"my face is greasy and Iobviously can't workwith a greasy face"Trying to bring logic intoprocrastination by saying "if Igo to sleep now and wake upearly at 4am I'll be well restedto do my work before school"+1 if wake up andprocrastinate through the timeyou've given yourself to work+2 if you sleep throuCleaning your roominstead of working+1 if it's at 2am+2 if you end up dustingas well+3 if you reorganizeeverything+4 if you clean thehouse tooTaking anapinstead ofdoing workTeaching yourselfuseless facts insteadof working+1 if you end upgoing onr/todayilearned forhoursStaring at a wallas a form ofprocrastination+1 if this goes onfor longer than anhourThe fear when yourealize theprocrastination hasgone too far+1 if it's 1am andyour assignment isdue the next dayWatchingNetflix orHulu toprocrastinateWriting a very specificby-the-hour to-do listand then not doinganything+1 if the to-do listwasted so much timeand you could've doneall your work in thattime"if I just finish thisshow or this episodethen I'll be able tocompletely devote allmy attention to theassignment"Feeling guiltyabout notdoing workbut to tired toworkWalking aimlesslydownstairs+1 if you checkthe fridge for foodbut there's noneMaking bingoboards toprocrastinate(hahaHAwhoops)Baking weird food+1 if it's a mug cake+2 for edible cookiedough for one that youtriple the recipe for andeat all of it+3 if it ends up tastinghorrible+4 if it almost burns thehouse downGetting oneassignment done andthen giving yourself a15 break bc somewebsite said thathelps but then youspend 3 hours onyoutubeFinding a new showto watch and thennot working bc yourwatching it and if youtry to work you justthink about the showConsidering learning anew language+1 if youreprocrastinating learningthe language you havea class for by doing thisLooking up articles on gettingmotivated to do your work+1 if they don't help at all+2 if they say to set everythingin front of you+3 if they say to "tell yourselfthat you'll work for 5 minutesthen you can do what youwant bc then you'll probabSaying you'llbe moremotivatedtomorrow butyou aren'tWatching stupid YouTubevideos+1 ending up at WatchMojovideos+2 ending up at conspiracyvideos+3 ending up at videos from2009 of "real aliens" that are aminute of grainy footage ofwhat probably is a personTrying to pull an allnighter but then youthink "well I have allnight since im definitelypulling an all nighter soI'll do it later" then youend up falling asleep at4amPutting on music tomotivate you butthen gettingdistracted by it+1 if you end up lipsynching to it+2 if it's an entiremusicalLooking up ways to wakeyourself up so you'remore motivated to work+1 if it says eat an appleand drink water so you doboth but they don't work+2 if you try makingsomething and it almostburns the house downWatchingvine compstoprocrastinateDoing a face maskinstead of working+1 if this was tomotivate yourself but itdoesn't work+2 if this was because"my face is greasy and Iobviously can't workwith a greasy face"Trying to bring logic intoprocrastination by saying "if Igo to sleep now and wake upearly at 4am I'll be well restedto do my work before school"+1 if wake up andprocrastinate through the timeyou've given yourself to work+2 if you sleep throuCleaning your roominstead of working+1 if it's at 2am+2 if you end up dustingas well+3 if you reorganizeeverything+4 if you clean thehouse tooTaking anapinstead ofdoing work

Procrastination Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Teaching yourself useless facts instead of working +1 if you end up going on r/todayilearned for hours
  2. Staring at a wall as a form of procrastination +1 if this goes on for longer than an hour
  3. The fear when you realize the procrastination has gone too far +1 if it's 1am and your assignment is due the next day
  4. Watching Netflix or Hulu to procrastinate
  5. Writing a very specific by-the-hour to-do list and then not doing anything +1 if the to-do list wasted so much time and you could've done all your work in that time
  6. "if I just finish this show or this episode then I'll be able to completely devote all my attention to the assignment"
  7. Feeling guilty about not doing work but to tired to work
  8. Walking aimlessly downstairs +1 if you check the fridge for food but there's none
  9. Making bingo boards to procrastinate (hahaHA whoops)
  10. Baking weird food +1 if it's a mug cake +2 for edible cookie dough for one that you triple the recipe for and eat all of it +3 if it ends up tasting horrible +4 if it almost burns the house down
  11. Getting one assignment done and then giving yourself a 15 break bc some website said that helps but then you spend 3 hours on youtube
  12. Finding a new show to watch and then not working bc your watching it and if you try to work you just think about the show
  13. Considering learning a new language +1 if youre procrastinating learning the language you have a class for by doing this
  14. Looking up articles on getting motivated to do your work +1 if they don't help at all +2 if they say to set everything in front of you +3 if they say to "tell yourself that you'll work for 5 minutes then you can do what you want bc then you'll probab
  15. Saying you'll be more motivated tomorrow but you aren't
  16. Watching stupid YouTube videos +1 ending up at WatchMojo videos +2 ending up at conspiracy videos +3 ending up at videos from 2009 of "real aliens" that are a minute of grainy footage of what probably is a person
  17. Trying to pull an all nighter but then you think "well I have all night since im definitely pulling an all nighter so I'll do it later" then you end up falling asleep at 4am
  18. Putting on music to motivate you but then getting distracted by it +1 if you end up lip synching to it +2 if it's an entire musical
  19. Looking up ways to wake yourself up so you're more motivated to work +1 if it says eat an apple and drink water so you do both but they don't work +2 if you try making something and it almost burns the house down
  20. Watching vine comps to procrastinate
  21. Doing a face mask instead of working +1 if this was to motivate yourself but it doesn't work +2 if this was because "my face is greasy and I obviously can't work with a greasy face"
  22. Trying to bring logic into procrastination by saying "if I go to sleep now and wake up early at 4am I'll be well rested to do my work before school" +1 if wake up and procrastinate through the time you've given yourself to work +2 if you sleep throu
  23. Cleaning your room instead of working +1 if it's at 2am +2 if you end up dusting as well +3 if you reorganize everything +4 if you clean the house too
  24. Taking a nap instead of doing work