Looking up ways to wakeyourself up so you'remore motivated to work+1 if it says eat an appleand drink water so you doboth but they don't work+2 if you try makingsomething and it almostburns the house downWatching stupid YouTubevideos+1 ending up at WatchMojovideos+2 ending up at conspiracyvideos+3 ending up at videos from2009 of "real aliens" that are aminute of grainy footage ofwhat probably is a personWriting a very specificby-the-hour to-do listand then not doinganything+1 if the to-do listwasted so much timeand you could've doneall your work in thattimeSaying you'llbe moremotivatedtomorrow butyou aren'tPutting on music tomotivate you butthen gettingdistracted by it+1 if you end up lipsynching to it+2 if it's an entiremusicalConsidering learning anew language+1 if youreprocrastinating learningthe language you havea class for by doing thisTaking anapinstead ofdoing workTrying to pull an allnighter but then youthink "well I have allnight since im definitelypulling an all nighter soI'll do it later" then youend up falling asleep at4amDoing a face maskinstead of working+1 if this was tomotivate yourself but itdoesn't work+2 if this was because"my face is greasy and Iobviously can't workwith a greasy face"Teaching yourselfuseless facts insteadof working+1 if you end upgoing onr/todayilearned forhoursMaking bingoboards toprocrastinate(hahaHAwhoops)"if I just finish thisshow or this episodethen I'll be able tocompletely devote allmy attention to theassignment"WatchingNetflix orHulu toprocrastinateStaring at a wallas a form ofprocrastination+1 if this goes onfor longer than anhourBaking weird food+1 if it's a mug cake+2 for edible cookiedough for one that youtriple the recipe for andeat all of it+3 if it ends up tastinghorrible+4 if it almost burns thehouse downCleaning your roominstead of working+1 if it's at 2am+2 if you end up dustingas well+3 if you reorganizeeverything+4 if you clean thehouse tooFinding a new showto watch and thennot working bc yourwatching it and if youtry to work you justthink about the showWatchingvine compstoprocrastinateFeeling guiltyabout notdoing workbut to tired toworkTrying to bring logic intoprocrastination by saying "if Igo to sleep now and wake upearly at 4am I'll be well restedto do my work before school"+1 if wake up andprocrastinate through the timeyou've given yourself to work+2 if you sleep throuThe fear when yourealize theprocrastination hasgone too far+1 if it's 1am andyour assignment isdue the next dayWalking aimlesslydownstairs+1 if you checkthe fridge for foodbut there's noneGetting oneassignment done andthen giving yourself a15 break bc somewebsite said thathelps but then youspend 3 hours onyoutubeLooking up articles on gettingmotivated to do your work+1 if they don't help at all+2 if they say to set everythingin front of you+3 if they say to "tell yourselfthat you'll work for 5 minutesthen you can do what youwant bc then you'll probabLooking up ways to wakeyourself up so you'remore motivated to work+1 if it says eat an appleand drink water so you doboth but they don't work+2 if you try makingsomething and it almostburns the house downWatching stupid YouTubevideos+1 ending up at WatchMojovideos+2 ending up at conspiracyvideos+3 ending up at videos from2009 of "real aliens" that are aminute of grainy footage ofwhat probably is a personWriting a very specificby-the-hour to-do listand then not doinganything+1 if the to-do listwasted so much timeand you could've doneall your work in thattimeSaying you'llbe moremotivatedtomorrow butyou aren'tPutting on music tomotivate you butthen gettingdistracted by it+1 if you end up lipsynching to it+2 if it's an entiremusicalConsidering learning anew language+1 if youreprocrastinating learningthe language you havea class for by doing thisTaking anapinstead ofdoing workTrying to pull an allnighter but then youthink "well I have allnight since im definitelypulling an all nighter soI'll do it later" then youend up falling asleep at4amDoing a face maskinstead of working+1 if this was tomotivate yourself but itdoesn't work+2 if this was because"my face is greasy and Iobviously can't workwith a greasy face"Teaching yourselfuseless facts insteadof working+1 if you end upgoing onr/todayilearned forhoursMaking bingoboards toprocrastinate(hahaHAwhoops)"if I just finish thisshow or this episodethen I'll be able tocompletely devote allmy attention to theassignment"WatchingNetflix orHulu toprocrastinateStaring at a wallas a form ofprocrastination+1 if this goes onfor longer than anhourBaking weird food+1 if it's a mug cake+2 for edible cookiedough for one that youtriple the recipe for andeat all of it+3 if it ends up tastinghorrible+4 if it almost burns thehouse downCleaning your roominstead of working+1 if it's at 2am+2 if you end up dustingas well+3 if you reorganizeeverything+4 if you clean thehouse tooFinding a new showto watch and thennot working bc yourwatching it and if youtry to work you justthink about the showWatchingvine compstoprocrastinateFeeling guiltyabout notdoing workbut to tired toworkTrying to bring logic intoprocrastination by saying "if Igo to sleep now and wake upearly at 4am I'll be well restedto do my work before school"+1 if wake up andprocrastinate through the timeyou've given yourself to work+2 if you sleep throuThe fear when yourealize theprocrastination hasgone too far+1 if it's 1am andyour assignment isdue the next dayWalking aimlesslydownstairs+1 if you checkthe fridge for foodbut there's noneGetting oneassignment done andthen giving yourself a15 break bc somewebsite said thathelps but then youspend 3 hours onyoutubeLooking up articles on gettingmotivated to do your work+1 if they don't help at all+2 if they say to set everythingin front of you+3 if they say to "tell yourselfthat you'll work for 5 minutesthen you can do what youwant bc then you'll probab

Procrastination Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Looking up ways to wake yourself up so you're more motivated to work +1 if it says eat an apple and drink water so you do both but they don't work +2 if you try making something and it almost burns the house down
  2. Watching stupid YouTube videos +1 ending up at WatchMojo videos +2 ending up at conspiracy videos +3 ending up at videos from 2009 of "real aliens" that are a minute of grainy footage of what probably is a person
  3. Writing a very specific by-the-hour to-do list and then not doing anything +1 if the to-do list wasted so much time and you could've done all your work in that time
  4. Saying you'll be more motivated tomorrow but you aren't
  5. Putting on music to motivate you but then getting distracted by it +1 if you end up lip synching to it +2 if it's an entire musical
  6. Considering learning a new language +1 if youre procrastinating learning the language you have a class for by doing this
  7. Taking a nap instead of doing work
  8. Trying to pull an all nighter but then you think "well I have all night since im definitely pulling an all nighter so I'll do it later" then you end up falling asleep at 4am
  9. Doing a face mask instead of working +1 if this was to motivate yourself but it doesn't work +2 if this was because "my face is greasy and I obviously can't work with a greasy face"
  10. Teaching yourself useless facts instead of working +1 if you end up going on r/todayilearned for hours
  11. Making bingo boards to procrastinate (hahaHA whoops)
  12. "if I just finish this show or this episode then I'll be able to completely devote all my attention to the assignment"
  13. Watching Netflix or Hulu to procrastinate
  14. Staring at a wall as a form of procrastination +1 if this goes on for longer than an hour
  15. Baking weird food +1 if it's a mug cake +2 for edible cookie dough for one that you triple the recipe for and eat all of it +3 if it ends up tasting horrible +4 if it almost burns the house down
  16. Cleaning your room instead of working +1 if it's at 2am +2 if you end up dusting as well +3 if you reorganize everything +4 if you clean the house too
  17. Finding a new show to watch and then not working bc your watching it and if you try to work you just think about the show
  18. Watching vine comps to procrastinate
  19. Feeling guilty about not doing work but to tired to work
  20. Trying to bring logic into procrastination by saying "if I go to sleep now and wake up early at 4am I'll be well rested to do my work before school" +1 if wake up and procrastinate through the time you've given yourself to work +2 if you sleep throu
  21. The fear when you realize the procrastination has gone too far +1 if it's 1am and your assignment is due the next day
  22. Walking aimlessly downstairs +1 if you check the fridge for food but there's none
  23. Getting one assignment done and then giving yourself a 15 break bc some website said that helps but then you spend 3 hours on youtube
  24. Looking up articles on getting motivated to do your work +1 if they don't help at all +2 if they say to set everything in front of you +3 if they say to "tell yourself that you'll work for 5 minutes then you can do what you want bc then you'll probab