Procrastination Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Staring at a wall as a form of procrastination +1 if this goes on for longer than an hour
2. Looking up ways to wake yourself up so you're more motivated to work +1 if it says eat an apple and drink water so you do both but they don't work +2 if you try making something and it almost burns the house down
3. Saying you'll be more motivated tomorrow but you aren't
4. Teaching yourself useless facts instead of working +1 if you end up going on r/todayilearned for hours
5. Making bingo boards to procrastinate (hahaHA whoops)
6. "if I just finish this show or this episode then I'll be able to completely devote all my attention to the assignment"
7. Finding a new show to watch and then not working bc your watching it and if you try to work you just think about the show
8. Feeling guilty about not doing work but to tired to work
9. Putting on music to motivate you but then getting distracted by it +1 if you end up lip synching to it +2 if it's an entire musical
10. Considering learning a new language +1 if youre procrastinating learning the language you have a class for by doing this
11. Doing a face mask instead of working +1 if this was to motivate yourself but it doesn't work +2 if this was because "my face is greasy and I obviously can't work with a greasy face"
12. Cleaning your room instead of working +1 if it's at 2am +2 if you end up dusting as well +3 if you reorganize everything +4 if you clean the house too
13. Trying to bring logic into procrastination by saying "if I go to sleep now and wake up early at 4am I'll be well rested to do my work before school" +1 if wake up and procrastinate through the time you've given yourself to work +2 if you sleep throu
14. Watching stupid YouTube videos +1 ending up at WatchMojo videos +2 ending up at conspiracy videos +3 ending up at videos from 2009 of "real aliens" that are a minute of grainy footage of what probably is a person
15. Getting one assignment done and then giving yourself a 15 break bc some website said that helps but then you spend 3 hours on youtube
16. Watching Netflix or Hulu to procrastinate
17. The fear when you realize the procrastination has gone too far +1 if it's 1am and your assignment is due the next day
18. Walking aimlessly downstairs +1 if you check the fridge for food but there's none
19. Baking weird food +1 if it's a mug cake +2 for edible cookie dough for one that you triple the recipe for and eat all of it +3 if it ends up tasting horrible +4 if it almost burns the house down
20. Looking up articles on getting motivated to do your work +1 if they don't help at all +2 if they say to set everything in front of you +3 if they say to "tell yourself that you'll work for 5 minutes then you can do what you want bc then you'll probab
21. Watching vine comps to procrastinate
22. Trying to pull an all nighter but then you think "well I have all night since im definitely pulling an all nighter so I'll do it later" then you end up falling asleep at 4am
23. Taking a nap instead of doing work
24. Writing a very specific by-the-hour to-do list and then not doing anything +1 if the to-do list wasted so much time and you could've done all your work in that time